Media Doctor Pantskyle - Agony Aunt

[pantskyle]

Hello members of the Sweet FA.

My name is Dr. pantskyle and I am here to alleviate your fears and offer guidance for those poor lost souls who need friendly advice and maybe just a hug.

This season has been a bit of a doozy for the league, it seems after the league banded together for a great cause in Beyond Blue we've seen an increase of blue characters.

I wish to use this thread for those posters needing some advice and some TLC. We don't wish to lose players who feel unloved or unwanted, we want the league to be strong, to do that it needs YOU.

Feel free to ask a question in here or you can anonymously do it in PM and I'll publish it here. I'll give the honest answers only I can. I'm not afraid to tackle the big issues.

I'm here to help and to keep the league strong. Let me be you hero baby.

Love papabear.

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Don't take my word for it though, just look at the people I helped!

"Before Dr. Pants I was a raging alcoholic who did drugs and beat up old people, I was out of control but after 27 sessions with the doctor I was cured and now I live a plain ordinary life, I'm best friends with my own shadow" - Danoz

"I started in this league as a reject, I was crap, didn't help that my own brother bullied me but with only 62 sessions with Dr. PK I'm now a born again poster, I have confidence in myself, I found a niche interviewing people and my brother is just a sucky turd" -Citroin

"I had a lot of success but I was a crap poster with no personality, after 1100 sessions with Dr. Pantskyle he gave up and just made me a co-captain" -DemonJim

 

[Danoz]

What the crapping heck is going on around here?!?!

 

[pantskyle]

What the crapping heck is going on around here?!?!

Is this a question for me?

 

[Danoz]

Is this a question for me?

It is if you want it to be

 

[A Bit High]

If I did not know you I would say this is creepy and you just want to touch people....creep!

 

[RU_]

What's the hourly rate?

 

[pantskyle]

What's the hourly rate?

It's pro-boner.

I refuse to make money from this.

 

[croweater 41]

Weren't you a lawyer not long back?

 

[brahj]

Hey pants, aren't you retired?

 

[RU_]

It's pro-boner.

I refuse to make money from this.

Initiative at its finest.

Good stuff.

 

[brahj]

Also, SFA AMA are suing you for everything you have.

 

[pantskyle]

Weren't you a lawyer not long back?

I am still a lawyer, I'm many things crowwy, I'm a doctor, a lawyer, a communist, a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but I am not a pr0n star!

 

[pantskyle]

Hey pants, aren't you retired?

No.

Also, SFA AMA are suing you for everything you have.

Looks like I'll hire myself to represent me.

 

[Willo_]

It's pro-boner.

I refuse to make money from this.

Can I take one of the hugs but without the boner

 

[croweater 41]

I am still a lawyer, I'm many things crowwy, I'm a doctor, a lawyer, a communist, a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but I am not a pr0n star!

And thank whatever based god or liquor you believe in that you are not a pr0n star.

 

[brahj]

No.



Looks like I'll hire myself to represent me.

That's ok, I've started my own Law firm: Sin City Bearly Legal.

I'll also be going ahead with your planned AMA.

 

[pantskyle]

Can I take one of the hugs but without the boner

Although the boner is optional it does make the hug feel more like Sunday school than Monday school.

And thank whatever based god or liquor you believe in that you are not a pr0n star.

The key word is "star".

That's ok, I've started my own Law firm: Sin City Bearly Legal.

I'll also be going ahead with your planned AMA.

I'll fight you in a public place of your choosing.

 

[RU_]

Although the boner is optional it does make the hug feel more like Sunday school than Monday school.



The key word is "star".



I'll fight you in a public place of your choosing.

So you're not a star? Well thank * for that.

 

[pantskyle]

So you're not a star? Well thank **** for that.

You certainly won't see me on page one of highest rated videos.

 

[RU_]

You certainly won't see me on page one of highest rated videos.

So we will see you on the lowest rated ones? Filmed with a potato so we can't tell who you are?

 

[pantskyle]

So we will see you on the lowest rated ones? Filmed with a potato so we can't tell who you are?

I'm a very laid back actor, meaning I spend a lot of time on my back.

 

[RU_]

I'm a very laid back actor, meaning I spend a lot of time on my back.

Don't forget the brown paper bag.

 

[pantskyle]

Don't forget the brown paper bag.

Comments like this hurt feelings. We shouldn't be bullying people here, I think you need a 1hr session.

 

[RU_]

Comments like this hurt feelings. We shouldn't be bullying people here, I think you need a 1hr session.

You know what's best for me, Doc.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Is this a question for me?

Session 28.