Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Borry]

Fox Footy is now cliche free.

So does that mean this is Dwayne's last game as commentator.

 

[Norm De Guerre]

Have we reached a consensus on Dwayne yet?

 

[SydCrow]

Have we reached a consensus on Dwayne yet?

If you've just joined us, it's party time here ...

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Take our first trip to "Quality street" in a while.

 

[Beerfish]

Take our first trip to "Quality street" in a while.

He's breaking out the box of Favourites.

 

[BlueBen]

That's not icing, that's caviar!

 

[SydCrow]

A couple of spears today, one of which went 25 metres in a slow arc.

 

[Zgope1]

SOLD THE PUMP!!









jackass

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

"The umpire's going to pay BALL!"

"That's BALL!"

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

"That's one of the goals of the year!"

"White lightning!"

 

[Righteo]

Unfathomable he's allowed to do Showdowns, imagine if Eddie called every Coll/Car Coll/Ess game.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Seriously Dwayne, STFU you ******* piece of s**t.

 

[Righteo]

Every moment is exponentially greater and more immense than the previous moment.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

This constant "This is the first game played at Adelaide oval by Port without majority crowd support" is just so Dwayne Russell.

 

[thejester]

Dwayne's use of the word huge is huge

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Apparently Tex Walker is the "King of the centre of the universe".

And I for one welcome our new bogan overlord...

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

I looked away and missed the "tackle of the century".

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Adelaide: The "center of the universe".

 

[JuddyBuddy]

The level of cringe from Dwayne today is off the charts.

If only we could "make him someone elses problem".

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

I missed his conclusion to his sentence "If you've never seen a sporting contest as epic, as competitive...".

Does this bloke realise what he sounds like?

 

[SydCrow]

"Cometh the man"

Possibly literally in Dwayne's case.

 

[brucetiki]

LOL at his 'Mark of the Year' claim for Sam Gray - it should've been a free against Gray for in the back

 

[Hawthorn United]

He must of been spewing that he missed out on calling Bontempelli's goal so he wanted to hype up something tonight. Bit more than usual too.

Tackle of the century, Mark of the year, Centre of the universe, nothing more epic than tonight's game. ....

 

[Zarrix]

I missed his conclusion to his sentence "If you've never seen a sporting contest as epic, as competitive...".

Does this bloke realise what he sounds like?

"Give me a call"

We should all give him a call and tell him how ****ing stupid he sounds.

His hyperbole is sickening.

 

[Righteo]

That "give me a call" line he slipped in just before the FT siren was egotistical big-noting w***ery at its worst, he makes highlights packages unbearable because it's literally 6 minutes of screaming nonsense from this dickhead. ******* hate him.

Still reeling from the fact he's gotten both showdowns this year genuine wtf. So insulting to viewers.