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mikethemiz - theres a 10 story parkin structure with thousands of fans booing me as i walk to the bus. im awesome
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz, you're gay
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho, u flat iron ur hair n im the gay one?
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz, hmmmm good call. Then again u use mounds of sculpting paste to assemble your purple fauxhawk as u admire yourself in the mirror
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho, if u looked this good u would do the same.
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz, if I looked that good I would put a bag on my head
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho, i cant do this back n forth my dad always taught my to respect the elderly
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz, Did he teach u to say "do u want fries with that?"...might come in handy someday.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho it did come in handy back in 1996 remember those days when u actually had hair. its cool though bald is the new black
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IAmJericho - Tried to surf today but I was worse than a Miz match.
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz And the fauxhawk is the new fanny pack.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho listen clay jericho i mean chris aiken i mean y2gay ryan seacrest called n he wants his highlights back
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz Adam lambert called and he wants you back...
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho i ate some bad food i have to go take a chris jericho
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho as i sit here in the stalls of jericho i cant get this parasite out does anyone have a code breaker?
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho code broken i broke the walls down.
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IAmJericho - Just heard Miz's match tonight in Adelaide was cancelled due to lack of interest...
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IAmJericho - I'm glad Miz thinks of me when he's taking a dumpski. I think of him when I'm banging his mum...
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho i just talked to my mom and she said not to worry it happens to alot of guys, you were nervous. Also y does she call u pinky
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz I heard Miz had a barnburner of a match tonight...people ran out and burned their barns in protest
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho just heard this band who r supposed to be the new jonas brothers the singer sounds like hannah montana. theyre called fozzy
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz 15000 fans in attendance tonight and not one of them will buy a Chick Magnet tshirt.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho and im sure the fans in japan r excited about seeing u in ur banana hammock
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz wow the foxtail call center huh? What's next, a signing at piggly wigglys?
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho y did u want me to pick u up some tampons for u
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz that would be great and can u please pick me up some pepto as well...I just watched one of your matches.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho this tweetwar is so childish y dont u deal with ur midlife crisis with writin a new book entitled around the world in depends
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz maybe it can compete with your new novel Miz-My Life With A Frog Face
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho i heard u did so well on celebrity duets that they want u for another reality show. good luck on the biggest loser.
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz thanks man. Just found out that it's running head to head with your new reality show, So You Think Youve Got Talent...
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho i cant talk too much about my talent but if u really want to know ask ur mom. shes in love with it. she calls it big daddy
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz you misheard her as she actually said "Craw Daddys!" in reference to the creatures residing on your frank and beans...
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho eww thats disgusting. speaking of disgusting did the valtrex work or do u have to go back to the doctors for something stronger
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz no the valtrex worked just like u said it would. I never shouldve questioned your experience...u ARE awesome!
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho r u still mad at that guy for giving u those sores.
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz yeah all I did was say u were a good worker and he punched me in the face mulitiple times. My jaw, nose and ear are really sore.
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IAmJericho - Japanese crowds are so awesome and respectful. They really appreciate what we do...
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IAmJericho - I'm sure that will all change when they see their first live Miz match...
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho just got off a 14 hour flight from australia heres to u gettin a cavity search in the philippines actually ud like that.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho wow 43 years ago huh. so u were graduating high school around then
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IAmJericho@mikethemiz Turns out we were detained at the airport cos Miz is wanted for molesting Philipino livestock. He is not welcome back here..
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IAmJericho@mikethemiz this just in..Australian police have issued a warrant for Miz on the charges of impersonating a wrestler. Hes not welcome back.
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IAmJericho - Hanging by the pool at the hotel with dreamer and just went down the slide... Gonna do a triple lindy next.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho wow u n dreamer shirtless by the pool the girls must be lining up u should charge a whale watchin fee
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mikethemiz - just got done with improv class its so much fun. just like whippin jerichos ass on twitter. im awesome
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz improv class...cool. What time is wrestling class?
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz speaking of whales...how's yer mum?
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho no wrestling classes needed i just watch ur matches n it shows me what not to do
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz hmmm making wrestling jokes now? That's like Paulie shore making acting jokes to deniro...
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho wow uve got jokes. if u want a real good joke just look in ur pants peewee.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho heres another joke...look in the mirror
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho n yes chris ur a deniro i wish someday u can teach me to pucker my lips n walk down the ramp with a stick up my a$$
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz how do u know so much about my penis? Creepy...
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz wow that joke is as original as your Cena angle that u ripped off from me...
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz that pucker and stick up my ass walk has made me more money than you'll make in 20 years of mediocre matches and amateur promos
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz watch and learn junior as the master takes you to school
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz cheer up Miz, there's always the real world reunion circuit
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho well bitch im f@#kin a playboy bunny tonight n thats actually the truth beotch. what r u doin?
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho boy i wish i lived in tampa maybe i could be doin nothin. because la isnt goin off right now.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho i will give u funny...hell if i had the writers writen my tweets id be killin u. actually already am. hey master go make anothe
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho r million to sit at home with geek. im out havin peps hate me cause i am wwes most hated. y because i can ur not good enough
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho to be hated more than me. im awesome at everythin i do i made the real world, the challenges, everythin i ever done n peps hate
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho fact is that was truth not joke n u know it....master....master that
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mikethemiz - to parasites, jericholics or nerds dweebs dorks whatever u call urselves these days yes im out get off the computer n do sumthin be jealous
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz tsk tsk Miz u should know it's not smart to drink and tweet...
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho i just saw a movie based on ur life. for some reason they called it bruno.
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz I just saw a movie that has nothing to do with your life. It's called The Wrestler.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho ur right. A movie about a washed up has been wrestler tryin to regain the fame he once had sounds more like ur career.
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz once again dude that's like Hanson bragging about having a bigger career than U2...
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz I'm glad you recognized seth as I'm sure he had absolutely no idea who you were...
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz you remind me of turtle.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho recycling jokes r we...get some sleep n dream of a day when ur hairs not fallin out n u dont have a big fat gut
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho also its nice i remind u of turtle because u remind me of lloyd
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IAmJericho - @mikethemiz the sad thing is my big fat gut is in better shape than your bulbous doughy body. No wonder the office won't let u win a match.
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mikethemiz - @IAmJericho really...i won tonight. howd u do? must of sucked gettin ur 2 dollar tj maxx suit torn of then losing.
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IAmJericho@mikethemiz u won and 5 million people lost having to watch u wrestle.
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(in reference to Jericho putting down the people following him) mikethemiz @IAmJericho dont worry theyre not ur fans they r following u to find me. we laugh at u chris not with u.
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IAmJericho@mikethemiz nice finishing move Miz. U should call it the breakdown... That's the name I gave it when I invented and used it a few it's ago.
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IAmJericho@mikethemiz they're giving u free stuff in hopes you'll leave quickly..
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IAmJericho@mikethemiz the Wwe has just announced they're releasing a best of Miz DVD. It's a three min long close up of his fedora..
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mikethemiz@IAmJericho ur the best in the world at what u do n as of lately its gettin ur a$$ kicked.
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mikethemiz@IAmJericho n theres bonus footage of how to market n write an autobiography
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IAmJericho@mikethemiz that makes no sense since Ive written a new York times bestseller and u haven't even written a decent promo...