No Oppo Supporters Mega Salt Mine thread - Preserve & add flavour years.

[tigs2010]

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Gun player shoots from the lip​

A troubled footy star whose career isn’t going as planned would be better off looking for the Sherrin instead of trouble.

If rivals start gobbing off, it might be best for him to learn the value of turning the other cheek — as opposed to his present approach of telling them he’s going to shoot them.

This gangsta routine is more evidence that our AFL hero’s skinny possession stats are considerably higher than his IQ.

This is not the 1950s, when hard men who’d graduated from the inner suburbs and bush competitions used to play in the big league as “enforcers.”

One such was “Delicate Des” Dickson, the sometime Hawthorn ruckman (originally from Stawell) with a reputation not only for maiming opposition players but mauling his own teammates in practice games.

Another hard case of a different sort was Alberto (surname deleted), who raised the eyebrows of fellow Shinboners when a pistol fell out of his pants pocket in the change rooms after training.

The likes of Des and Alberto wouldn’t have put up with any trash talk from the nightclub hero.

The struggling star would be well advised to focus on the Sherrin.

So who the * are they talking about?

 

[Meteoric Rise]

So who the * are they talking about?

It should be abundantly clear who it is from the description: a troubled gangster wannabe sledge victim who is a star footballer while at the same time not getting many possessions or focussing on the football.

There can't be too many of them around.

I guess everyone gets called a star these days:

 

[domin8]

So who the * are they talking about?

My money is on Stephenson at Norf

 

[tigs2010]

My money is on Stephenson at Norf

Did you not see where it said “star”? Oh wait it’s afl media where everyone is a star

 

[DickieKnee]

So who the * are they talking about?

Syd Stack

 

[DickieKnee]

My money is on Stephenson at Norf

De goey

 

[tigs2010]

De goey

Doesn’t seem the type…





…to string a full threatening sentence together.

 

[domin8]

De goey

He’s playing pretty good footy though

 

[DickieKnee]

He’s playing pretty good footy though

They are saying a star, but knowing the media it will be some spud playing VFL.

 

[domin8]

They are saying a star, but knowing the media it will be some spud playing VFL.

They also said that he needs to concentrate on getting the footy first. Stephenson to me fits the bill and the type of campaigner that would pull this s**t

 

[lllscroatlll]

looks like a free to the scats


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fuuuhhh lookit dem mint pegs

 

[SavDog23]

So who the * are they talking about?

sounds like something airhead tex walker would say

 

[Do the Dew]

That kind of threat hits a whole lot differently in the US.

 

[All Aust]

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Gun player shoots from the lip​

A troubled footy star whose career isn’t going as planned would be better off looking for the Sherrin instead of trouble.

If rivals start gobbing off, it might be best for him to learn the value of turning the other cheek — as opposed to his present approach of telling them he’s going to shoot them.

This gangsta routine is more evidence that our AFL hero’s skinny possession stats are considerably higher than his IQ.

This is not the 1950s, when hard men who’d graduated from the inner suburbs and bush competitions used to play in the big league as “enforcers.”

One such was “Delicate Des” Dickson, the sometime Hawthorn ruckman (originally from Stawell) with a reputation not only for maiming opposition players but mauling his own teammates in practice games.

Another hard case of a different sort was Alberto (surname deleted), who raised the eyebrows of fellow Shinboners when a pistol fell out of his pants pocket in the change rooms after training.

The likes of Des and Alberto wouldn’t have put up with any trash talk from the nightclub hero.

The struggling star would be well advised to focus on the Sherrin.

Stupid print media clicky clicky for the punters... oooh oooh here comes AFL Marty Bryant everyone. Hide be scared... clicky clicky me more.

Just as much chance that some closet alphabet number or symbol running around training singing



While a "Self Taught Journalist" was lurking. clicky, clicky, yeah baby.

Screw the weapon, boring. Who supplied the salty rumour? Who wrote the salacious trash?

What would Ricky Martin do? Ricky suggests the writer

 

[Sir_Loin]

So who the * are they talking about?

Has to be Tarryn Thomas surely

 

[_RT_]

Who is it actually? I’d guess Tarryn Thomas but he’s not playing AFL or a star

Wonder if it's Ginnivan

 

[Sir_Loin]

Wonder if it's Ginnivan

Imagine Ginnivan doing that. Yeah ok mate let’s go after your Lego party on satdee

 

[DickieKnee]

Imagine Ginnivan doing that. Yeah ok mate let’s go after your Lego party on satdee

Yeah Ginnivan would be more like "I'll get my dad onto you" sort of threat.

 

[GhostofJimJess]

Yeah Ginnivan would be more like "I'll get my dad onto you" sort of threat.

Craigy Ginnivan. When he played country footy his nickname was "Tickets" - I'm sure you can work that one out pretty easily

Always got kicked out of the stadium teenage Jack was playing basketball.

 

[Muddiemoose]

My favourite moment from last night

 

[Waca Jr]

Getting in early for the melts on the socials. Enjoy. Feel free to use at your own leisure

 

[GoTigers2015]

 

[Tigerbob68]

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Without doing any research, I think Port would have been missing 0 premiership players ... but that's just a hunch!

 

[richo's dodgy hammy]

Without doing any research, I think Port would have been missing 0 premiership players ... but that's just a hunch!

And since when does Fantasia count as an actual good player?

 

[Tigerbob68]

And since when does Fantasia count as an actual good player?

Beating us WITH Fantasia playing would be quite an achievement!