Official Match Thread S19 R7-Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at Underground Stadium

[Citroin]

Sin City Swamprats Vs Roys FFC



Overview:
This week the Sin City Swamprats take on Mobbsy, FB and VoltDawg in a match set to determine * all. Sin City aren't having the best of seasons, bearly (bear puns alert) making the... well top 12 I guess. But on the bright side they're doing better then the #lolwonders. They're fresh off a massive loss to the Dragons, who are currently third on the ladder. The Roys are obviously doing pretty well after Fred bagged six goals. Which means that the Demons couldn't do enough to stop the Roys from getting a seventeen point win.

Ladder:

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase
Sin City Swamprats     6   2   4   -    -    538   600    89.67    8     2L

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase
Roys FFC               6   5   1   -    -    655   556   117.81   20     1W    WWWLW    -      -1      -

OFFICIAL TEAMS TO BE SUBMITTED BY 11:59pm FRIDAY NIGHT AEDT. PLEASE TAG BONCER34 AND ENSURE YOU HAVE “OFFICIAL TEAM” SOMEWHERE IN THE POST THAT CAN BE SEARCHED BY THE SIMMER.

 

[Millky95]

Come on boys! We can win this one!

 

[Ant Bear]

WTF is that mascot?? Is it a gorilla? Is it a bear? Is it a lion?

 

[Mighty P]

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Mighty P how many times have I told you, I don't like getting photographed when I wake up!

 

[Mighty P]

Mighty P how many times have I told you, I don't like getting photographed when I wake up!

Yeah, you looked a bit grumpy. I'll turn the flash off next time!

 

[Mighty P]

Public Service Announcement!

Once more I have travelled to the future with my Costa Rican shaman and have witnessed another Roys win!

#GorillasoftheRoyvolution

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

WTF is that mascot?? Is it a gorilla? Is it a bear? Is it a lion?

Thought the gorilla was pretty self evident. Even without my monocle i can see what it is.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Yeah, you looked a bit grumpy. I'll turn the flash off next time!

I think we will all be relieved when you tie that trench coat up.

 

[Ant Bear]

Thought the gorilla was pretty self evident. Even without my monocle i can see what it is.

The more I look at it, the more I see angry poodle.

 

[Loonerty]

Hey Swamprats. Hope you'll enjoy being another stop on the road to the #royvolution
The terrifyingly terrific trio of Mighty P, Mooch and myself are ready to dominate again. All depends on if fitzroybulldog will let us play together again.

#welikeroy

 

[Ant Bear]

Hey Swamprats. Hope you'll enjoy being another stop on the road to the #royvolution
The terrifyingly terrific trio of Mighty P, Mooch and myself are ready to dominate again. All depends on if fitzroybulldog will let us play together again.

#welikeroy

I heard that you three all play together behind the Bulldog's back..

 

[Loonerty]

I heard that you three all play together behind the Bulldog's back..

He doesn't govern our off field lives.

 

[Mooch]

I think we will all be relieved when you tie that trench coat up.

The more I look at it, the more I see angry poodle.

You know when you read two posts in succession and just can't see the connection .......


Anyhoo. Sin City huh? What the * is that when it's at home? Sound like a computer game, or a really bad movie. Or possibly both through an unfeasibly lucrative merchandising deal. Oh well. It seems a shame to have to smash it to bits but we're here to do a job so, so be it.

 

[Ant Bear]

I think we will all be relieved when you tie that trench coat up.

Angry poodle doesn't like looking at angry poodle.

 

[Mooch]

He doesn't govern our off field lives.

Just as well. He's a neat freak and I just can't have that. Cause problems when I leave socks in the chicken soup

Hey Swamprats. Hope you'll enjoy being another stop on the road to the #royvolution
The terrifyingly terrific trio of Mighty P, Mooch and myself are ready to dominate again. All depends on if fitzroybulldog will let us play together again.

#welikeroy

Oh were on triple Ts now. I like it. We should add another T for each win this season. By the time they hand over there premiership cup to fb, we'll be amazeballs alliterative aces, acknowledged by all as adept at attacking our adversaries.

 

[Mooch]

And just to confirm the tripleness. And because I can.

 

[Ant Bear]

Mooch, huh? My aunt has a dog named Mooch.

It's a poodle...

 

[Mooch]

Mooch, huh? My aunt has a dog named Mooch.

It's a poodle...

What size poodle is it? Snack, lunch or dinner?

 

[Ant Bear]

Snack size. But beware..it's angry

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Hey Swamprats. Hope you'll enjoy being another stop on the road to the #royvolution
The terrifyingly terrific trio of Mighty P, Mooch and myself are ready to dominate again. All depends on if fitzroybulldog will let us play together again.

#welikeroy

As long as Mighty P isnt insubordinare again no changes will be made.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

He doesn't govern our off field lives.

I would if i could.

 

[spookism]

Imma get into this tomorrow...

But, let's start with the weekly tagging...

toxic , MannumPower , I_Dont_Care , Wingard2Wines , wharfie_1870 , Quadzilla , ShaunDuggan , LukeParkerno1 , Abraham Nuscrack , Macca19

 

[spookism]

bffl , AusHorrorStory , Powerstufff , Ant Bear , Millky95 , Power Raid , Zakk Wylde , Jonts

 

[Power Raid]

WTF is that mascot?? Is it a gorilla? Is it a bear? Is it a lion?

Unfortunately it's just Ben Cousins on a bender