Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 6 - Sin City Swamprats v Roys FFC @ Underground Stadium

[TedDougChris]

let's see if the Roys are inspired after watching us open final
I'm surprised roys woke up at 6am to watch the final today

So am I....

I mean, yes I did.....

 

[tigs2010]

that's easy

Seems that way but you never know with us Roys. Hopefully Zevon does something this week

 

[Mooch]

Seems that way but you never know with us Roys. Hopefully Zevon does something this week

I thought we were keeping expectations low?

 

[jackster83]

Game day Rats!

Time to get some revenge.

 

[_Mike_]

I heard you rub each others sprog over your faces but I didn’t believe it.
That’s ****ed!

 

[Zevon]

Seems that way but you never know with us Roys. Hopefully Zevon does something this week

I thought we were keeping expectations low?

We are, see above

 

[jackster83]

Looking forward to another Jewelsbon masterclass today.

 

[philreich]

Looking forward to another Jewelsbon masterclass today.

I'm also wondering if okeydoke7 will score as many goals in the back line as he did in the forward line .

 

[okeydoke7]

I'm also wondering if okeydoke7 will score as many goals in the back line as he did in the forward line .

Will probably score more than you.

 

[_Mike_]

so much excitement in this thread.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Game day Swamprats, we ****ed up Rodders' 300th in spectacular fashion last week. Let's redeem ourselves this week and win for The Jesus and Firestarter

1. philreich (LG)
2. jackster83 (C)
07. okeydoke7 (LG)
00. Jewelsbon
05. edgie
7. RPCB
11. BloodySwan (VC)
14. GotTheGoodes
22. GremioPower
23. sataris
26. Quadzilla
30. Ticky009
42. spookism
45. ant555
46. KinderSmock
64. Firestarter
69. Ant Bear
88. Power Raid
91. HirdsTheWord
21. The Jesus
300. Rodney Dangerfield
xx. paraaaa
xx. Shuestar13

 

[Firestarter]

I don't remember who's a Sainter but uh.... there there. I guess.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Hinkley is about to become the all time record holder for the number of games coached without a grand final - how long do we wait???

They aren’t that easy though.
He keeps getting them close so he is doing something right.
That defence needs a makeover whether that’s on him, not sure?

 

[Elmer_Judd]

I've had my Roys special breakfast of All Bran and Prune Juice and I am all ready to go !

 

[Phar Ace]

Seems that way but you never know with us Roys. Hopefully Zevon does something this week

Something? Anything!

 

[Phar Ace]

Game day Rats!

Time to get some revenge.

Rats eat their own don't they - this should be fun to watch!

 

[windyhill]

This way my friends....

 

[Phar Ace]

I'm also wondering if okeydoke7 will score as many goals in the back line as he did in the forward line .

He can kick em to our end then, we'll take the 1pt each time and he run around with his hands in the air

 

[Phar Ace]

They aren’t that easy though.
He keeps getting them close so he is doing something right.
That defence needs a makeover whether that’s on him, not sure?

Jonas demise was a huge loss, they need another like he used to be

 

[Phar Ace]

I've had my Roys special breakfast of All Bran and Prune Juice and I am all ready to go !

So you'd like 7 breaks then rather than the usual 3 by the sounds of it - phewwwwwww

 

[MWPP]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... SCS v ROY

                       ROY
GremioPower                 Rodney Dangerfield       paraaaa
Barrels                     Mooch                    MrsEddieBetts

HirdsTheWord                okeydoke7                KinderSmock
windyhill                   _Mike_                   Elmer_Judd

jackster83                  GotTheGoodes             The Jesus
Pure Grunt                  JackNah_8                3KZ is Football

Power Raid                  spookism                 Shuestar13
Aristotle Pickett           Mobbs                    Phar Ace

Jewelsbon                   philreich                Firestarter
royboy2                     Ed_Gein                  Allikat
                            SCS

SCS Foll : Kennedy Parker, ant555, BloodySwan
ROY Foll : DERRINALPHIL, tigs2010, Zevon

SCS INT : Ticky009, RPCB
ROY INT : Roylion, fitzroybowiedog

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS: <none>
ROYS FFC: <none>

[RD 6], Conditions for this match - WARM

 

[MWPP]

1 : 0 {C} - Big tap from DERRINALPHIL.
1 : .1 {lW} - Taking the ball is Pure Grunt.
1 : .13 {lW} - Pure Grunt didn't see that tackle coming from jackster83.
1 : .18 {lW} - The Jesus with a moment to look downfield.
1 : .22 {rHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : .26 {rHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : .3 {rHFF} - Power Raid weaves through the congestion.
1 : .34 {rHFF} - Power Raid has a ping.
1 : .38 {rHFF} - In the end its an easy goal for Power Raid.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 1.0.6
ROYS FFC : 0.0.0
1 : .42 {C} - Kennedy Parker wins the hitout.
1 : 1.26 {lW} - Pure Grunt assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 1.26 {CHF} - Searching pass in the direction of Mike.
1 : 1.26 {CHF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 1.26 {lHBF} - The ball is now with KinderSmock.
1 : 1.28 {C} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to GotTheGoodes.
1 : 1.28 {C} - The ball drops short of GotTheGoodes.
1 : 1.28 {C} - The bounce favours GotTheGoodes and he is off and running.
1 : 1.28 {lHFF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Shuestar13.
1 : 1.28 {lHFF} - Spoilt by Phar Ace.
1 : 1.28 {lHFF} - Running with the ball is Shuestar13.
1 : 1.32 {lHFF} - Monster shot at goal from Shuestar13.
1 : 1.36 {lHFF} - One for the highlight reel. What a goal by Shuestar13.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 2.0.12
ROYS FFC : 0.0.0
1 : 1.4 {C} - Kennedy Parker wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 1.49 {C} - JackNah_8 looking for a lead.
1 : 1.52 {C} - Handballs over the top to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 1.57 {C} - DERRINALPHIL has a bounce.
1 : 2.01 {lHFF} - He rewards the windyhill lead.
1 : 2.07 {lHFF} - windyhill can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 2.11 {lHBF} - Now KinderSmock has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.15 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to Kennedy Parker.
1 : 2.19 {lHBF} - Flicks it to KinderSmock.
1 : 2.24 {lHBF} - Long handpass to the running Kennedy Parker.
1 : 2.28 {C} - GotTheGoodes presents on a long lead.
1 : 2.31 {C} - GotTheGoodes can't take it.
1 : 2.35 {C} - GotTheGoodes with a little space.
1 : 2.4 {C} - He handpasses to Kennedy Parker.
1 : 2.44 {rHFF} - Pumps it long for Power Raid.
1 : 2.48 {rHFF} - Aristotle Pickett upset the marking attempt by Power Raid.
1 : 2.52 {lHBF} - Aristotle Pickett slowing down the play.
1 : 2.57 {rW} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 3.01 {rW} - The ball spills free.
1 : 3.05 {rW} - 3KZ is Football signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 3.09 {rW} - 3KZ is Football disposed of the ball illegally - and he'll lose it.
1 : 3.13 {lW} - So The Jesus ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 3.17 {rHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 3.21 {rHFF} - But he picks out Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 3.25 {lHBF} - Aristotle Pickett signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 3.3 {lHBF} - Power Raid gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 3.33 {lHFF} - Shuestar13 with the ball now.
1 : 3.37 {lHFF} - Shuestar13 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 3.42 {FF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of philreich.
1 : 3.46 {FF} - philreich is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 3.5 {FF} - philreich breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 3.54 {FF} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 3.58 {FF} - And he gets it.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 3.0.18
ROYS FFC : 0.0.0
1 : 4.03 {C} - Easy tapout for Kennedy Parker.
1 : 4.13 {C} - JackNah_8 takes them on.
1 : 4.17 {C} - Handballs over the top to Zevon.
1 : 4.21 {C} - Zevon isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Kennedy Parker. He could map the Milky Way.
1 : 4.25 {C} - GotTheGoodes breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 4.29 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 4.33 {rW} - Flicks it to jackster83.
1 : 4.37 {rW} - Handpass to space. BloodySwan runs onto it.
1 : 4.41 {rW} - A long looping handpass to Kennedy Parker.
1 : 4.46 {rW} - Ooof. Zevon blindsides Kennedy Parker and I heard that from here.
1 : 4.49 {lW} - Pure Grunt slowing down the play.
1 : 4.54 {lW} - Passes to Zevon by hand.
1 : 4.58 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to Mike.
1 : 5.02 {rHFF} - He elects to use Elmer_Judd and kicks in that direction.
1 : 5.06 {rHFF} - KinderSmock is in the way and will mark.
1 : 5.1 {lHBF} - The bounce favours KinderSmock and he is off and running.
1 : 5.15 {C} - He looks for GotTheGoodes.
1 : 5.19 {C} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 5.23 {C} - JackNah_8 breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 5.26 {C} - tigs2010 on the end of this.
1 : 5.31 {rHFF} - He sees a lead by Elmer_Judd and kicks in that direction.
1 : 5.35 {rHFF} - Elmer_Judd takes that parallel to the ground..
1 : 5.39 {rHFF} - Elmer_Judd looks downfield.
1 : 5.43 {lHFF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 5.48 {lHFF} - Too long for windyhill and HirdsTheWord marks.
1 : 5.51 {CHB} - okeydoke7 with the ball now.
1 : 5.55 {CHB} - okeydoke7 crunched by Mike! okeydoke7 very slow to get up.
1 : 6 {CHF} - Mike with the ball now.
1 : 6.04 {CHF} - Mike sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 6.08 {lHFF} - Quick hands to windyhill.
1 : 6.12 {rFP} - A spearing pass towards MrsEddieBetts.
1 : 6.18 {rFP} - MrsEddieBetts and paraaaa both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 6.22 {lBP} - paraaaa looks downfield.
1 : 6.26 {rHBF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 6.31 {rHBF} - But chipping in front is windyhill.
1 : 6.35 {lHFF} - windyhill breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 6.39 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Zevon runs onto it.
1 : 6.43 {FF} - Mooch takes off on a lead.
1 : 6.47 {FF} - But straight to Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : 6.51 {rBP} - GremioPower wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 6.55 {FB} - Spears a kick towards Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : 7 {FB} - Rodney Dangerfield has surprised even himself by taking the mark.
1 : 7.04 {FB} - The ball is now with Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : 7.08 {rHBF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 7.12 {rHBF} - HirdsTheWord stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
1 : 7.16 {rHBF} - HirdsTheWord has it.
1 : 7.2 {rHBF} - ant555 receives his handpass.
1 : 7.24 {rHBF} - HirdsTheWord receives his handpass.
1 : 7.28 {rHBF} - But he's been penalised for throwing.
1 : 7.33 {lHFF} - windyhill has possession.
1 : 7.37 - <<< Ticky009 is coming on to replace paraaaa >>>
1 : 7.45 {lHFF} - windyhill looking for a lead.
1 : 7.49 {FF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Mooch.
1 : 7.53 {FF} - Rodney Dangerfield intercepts the kick and marks.
1 : 7.57 {FB} - Now Rodney Dangerfield has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.01 {rBP} - He kicks sideways towards GremioPower.
1 : 8.06 {rBP} - But Barrels is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 8.1 {lFP} - Barrels looks downfield.
1 : 8.14 {lFP} - Barrels sells the dummy and has a shot.

 

[Mooch]

Er ... Roys? .... hello? ..... Is this thing on?

 

[MWPP]

1 : 8.18 {lFP} - Bending back ... not far enough though. A minor score to Barrels.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 3.0.18
ROYS FFC : 0.1.1
1 : 8.28 {FB} - With the ball is GremioPower.
1 : 8.32 {FB} - Handballs over the top to Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : 8.36 {lHBF} - A flat punt.
1 : 8.4 {lHBF} - Elmer_Judd did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 8.45 {lHBF} - KinderSmock sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 8.49 {lHBF} - Elmer_Judd applies the tackle on KinderSmock.
1 : 8.53 {CHF} - Taking the ball is Mike.
1 : 8.56 - <<< Roylion is coming on to replace JackNah_8 >>>
1 : 9.05 {CHF} - Mike wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 9.09 {FF} - Pumps it long for Mooch.
1 : 9.13 {FF} - Rodney Dangerfield will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 9.18 {FF} - Nobody's checking Mooch.
1 : 9.22 {FF} - Smashed by Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : 9.26 {FB} - Rodney Dangerfield dances around Mooch.
1 : 9.3 - <<< paraaaa is coming on to replace Ticky009 >>>
1 : 9.38 {FB} - Rodney Dangerfield breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 9.42 {FB} - Rodney Dangerfield takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 9.46 {rBP} - Sees GremioPower out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 9.51 {rBP} - Barrels will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 9.55 {lFP} - Barrels hits the ground running.
1 : 9.59 {lFP} - Barrels from thirty metres.
1 : 10.03 {lFP} - Bending back ... too far. A minor score to Barrels.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 3.0.18
ROYS FFC : 0.2.2
1 : 10.11 {FB} - The ball is now with Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : 10.15 {lHBF} - Quick hands to KinderSmock.
1 : 10.19 {C} - A long pass towards GotTheGoodes.
1 : 10.23 {C} - GotTheGoodes misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Roylion.
1 : 10.3 {rW} - Now 3KZ is Football has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.34 {lHFF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 10.38 {lHFF} - windyhill misjudges it and it's an easy mark to HirdsTheWord.
1 : 10.42 {rHBF} - HirdsTheWord wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 10.46 {rHBF} - windyhill tackles and breaks away.
1 : 10.5 {lHFF} - windyhill with the ball now.
1 : 10.54 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but Zevon is up to the challenge.
1 : 10.58 {lHFF} - Zevon nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 11.03 {lHFF} - DERRINALPHIL receives his handpass.
1 : 11.07 {lHFF} - DERRINALPHIL bounces the ball.
1 : 11.11 {lHFF} - Handpasses to Zevon.
1 : 11.15 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to tigs2010.
1 : 11.19 {rHFF} - Elmer_Judd screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 11.23 {rHFF} - Elmer_Judd gets too far under the ball.
1 : 11.27 {rHBF} - Now HirdsTheWord has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.31 {lW} - He spots an option and kicks to The Jesus.
1 : 11.36 {lW} - The Jesus can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 11.4 {lW} - Pure Grunt to send the ball forward.
1 : 11.44 {lW} - Pure Grunt takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 11.48 {CHF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 11.52 {CHF} - Too long for Mike and okeydoke7 marks.
1 : 11.56 {CHB} - okeydoke7 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 12 {CHB} - A poor handpass but Kennedy Parker is up to the challenge.
1 : 12.04 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker bounces the ball.
1 : 12.08 {rW} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 12.13 {rW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 12.17 {rW} - Now jackster83 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.21 - <<< Ticky009 is coming on to replace paraaaa >>>
1 : 12.3 {rW} - Running with the ball is jackster83.
1 : 12.36 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 12.4 {rW} - Pure Grunt drags jackster83 down beautifully.
1 : 12.43 {C} - Roylion slowing down the play.
1 : 12.48 {rHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 12.52 {rHFF} - KinderSmock comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : 12.56 {lHBF} - KinderSmock with the ball now.
1 : 13 - <<< RPCB is coming on to replace GremioPower >>>
1 : 13.08 {lHBF} - KinderSmock weaves through the congestion.
1 : 13.12 {rHBF} - He tries to find HirdsTheWord with a chip pass.
1 : 13.17 {rHBF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 13.21 {lHFF} - windyhill has possession.
1 : 13.25 {lHFF} - Open goal!.
1 : 13.29 {lHFF} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 3.0.18
ROYS FFC : 1.2.8
1 : 13.33 {C} - Big tap from DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 13.41 {lW} - tigs2010 looking for a lead.
1 : 13.45 {lW} - tigs2010 has time to take a bounce.
1 : 13.49 {lW} - jackster83 drags Pure Grunt down beautifully.
1 : 13.53 {rW} - jackster83 hits the ground running.
1 : 13.58 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to The Jesus.
1 : 14.02 {lW} - He involves BloodySwan in the play.
1 : 14.06 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to ant555.
1 : 14.1 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to GotTheGoodes.
1 : 14.14 {lHFF} - Shuestar13 presents on a long lead.
1 : 14.19 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 14.22 {lHFF} - Shuestar13 sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 14.26 {lHFF} - Shuestar13 has a bounce.
1 : 14.31 {FF} - Hurried kick towards philreich.
1 : 14.37 {FF} - No mark taken as philreich and Ed_Gein wrestle for position.
1 : 14.41 {FF} - Its hard and tough but philreich wins possession.
1 : 14.45 {FF} - This should be a goal to philreich.
1 : 14.49 {FF} - And a little dance from philreich as the ball sails through.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 4.0.24
ROYS FFC : 1.2.8
1 : 14.53 {C} - Kennedy Parker too strong at the bounce.
1 : 15.01 {C} - GotTheGoodes is now off and running.
1 : 15.06 {rHFF} - He looks for Power Raid.
1 : 15.1 {rHFF} - Spoilt by Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 15.14 {rHFF} - Power Raid picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 15.18 {lHFF} - A wild kick laterally towards Shuestar13.
1 : 15.22 {lHFF} - Over the head of Shuestar13.
1 : 15.26 {rHBF} - Phar Ace breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 15.31 {lW} - He spots an option and kicks to Pure Grunt.
1 : 15.35 {lW} - jackster83 gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 15.38 {rW} - jackster83 has possession.
1 : 15.43 {rW} - jackster83 has time to take a bounce.
1 : 15.47 {CHF} - He kicks towards spookism and Mobbs.
1 : 15.51 {CHF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 15.55 {CHB} - Mobbs sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 16 {CHB} - Handpasses to Zevon.
1 : 16.03 {CHB} - Draws a man and then with hands to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 16.07 {CHB} - DERRINALPHIL dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 16.12 {CHB} - Mobbs disposed of the ball illegally - and he'll lose it.
1 : 16.16 {rHFF} - Power Raid has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 16.2 - <<< JackNah_8 is coming on to replace royboy2 >>>
1 : 16.28 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Power Raid.
1 : 16.32 {lHFF} - Quick hands to Shuestar13 under pressure.
1 : 16.37 {lHFF} - Handpasses to ant555.
1 : 16.43 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to BloodySwan.
1 : 16.47 {lFP} - Kennedy Parker runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 16.51 {lFP} - He has a bounce.
1 : 16.55 {lFP} - This could be a goal to Firestarter.
1 : 16.59 {lFP} - Can he kick it? Yes he can.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 5.0.30
ROYS FFC : 1.2.8
1 : 17.03 {C} - Zevon is outbodied in the ruck contest.
1 : 17.12 {lW} - Not enough pressure on The Jesus.
1 : 17.16 {lHFF} - BloodySwan on the end of this.
1 : 17.19 {lHFF} - No-one on the mark! BloodySwan takes off and kicks long at goal.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I've had my Roys special breakfast of All Bran and Prune Juice and I am all ready to go !

Everyone... avoid closely following behind Elmer_Judd