Official Match Thread S19 Rd 15- Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears @ Dragon Island (MOTR)

[boncer34]

His job you fool.

Bears makes more sense

 

[Danoz]

Looks like I'll have to change the sheets.

Just turn them over and around

 

[boncer34]

Just turn them over and around

Its what I do

 

[The Half Back]

Just turn them over and around

What are we talking about? Dragons cheerleaders?

 

[DemonJim]

Its what I do

I bet the ladies love you.

 

[boncer34]

I bet the ladies love you.

Beat them off with the same stick I put my rag on to wash with.

 

[kane249]

Beat them off with the same stick I put my rag on to wash with.

But different to the rag you use to chloroform them with?

 

[Matera92]

Beat them off with the same stick I put my rag on to wash with.

Australia says no to such things...

 

[boncer34]

Australia says no to such things...

I'm not in Australia

 

[brahj]

Hey boncer34

This is something I've been meaning to ask you... how is it possible for someone to post 150+ times in one match thread, yet unable to post games in all match threads? Is it just so you can get email addresses?

 

[Danoz]

Hey boncer34

This is something I've been meaning to ask you... how is it possible for someone to post 150+ times in one match thread, yet unable to post games in all match threads? Is it just so you can get email addresses?

He's only learnt how to post two lines in a post. Anything more than that he requires assistance. That thread he posted a few days ago, Filthy did it for him at his house. I'm surprised he can even use email TBH.

 

[boncer34]

Hey boncer34

This is something I've been meaning to ask you... how is it possible for someone to post 150+ times in one match thread, yet unable to post games in all match threads? Is it just so you can get email addresses?

Coz

 

[boncer34]

He's only learnt how to post two lines in a post. Anything more than that he requires assistance. That thread he posted a few days ago, Filthy did it for him at his house. I'm surprised he can even use email TBH.

Oh yeah that

 

[chefmeister]

G-strings will do that to you.

Probably the reason I gave up on flossing after I brush also...

 

[Dingster]

Probably the reason I gave up on flossing after I brush also...

Yikes! Dragon breath

 

[boncer34]

Yikes! Dragon breath

You've put up with Pants breath.

 

[Broken]

You might be right man, but I'm not sure how much colder the water can get over here.

Alanis then -

Alanis now -

Is that ironic? I wasn't too clear on the guidelines she set.

 

[Dingster]

You've put up with Pants breath.

You also would have had the.......pleasure.

 

[boncer34]

Is that ironic? I wasn't too clear on the guidelines she set.

Wait.

You're back??

 

[Broken]

Wait.

You're back??

Yeah, but I'm finding it's like ten thousand spoons when all I need is a knife.

 

[The Half Back]

So boncer racks up 150 posts per match, but still can't come up with anything decent?

 

[Hate]

So boncer racks up 150 posts per match, but still can't come up with anything decent?

I like it. You and brahj bouncing off of each other. Good stuff man.

 

[The Half Back]

I like it. You and brahj bouncing off of each other. Good stuff man.

We're kinda two peas in a pod, except he doesn't know it yet...

 

[Ljp86]

You might be right man, but I'm not sure how much colder the water can get over here.

Alanis then -

Alanis now -

Alanis needs a jagged little weight loss pill.

 

[Ljp86]

Nah, just a change of underwear sometimes, like when Magic Mike comes on or you see Andrew Swallow doing a beach recovery session in Speedos.

Or when The Filth Wizard puts on his robe and wizard hat.