Official Match Thread Season 37, Round 8: Las Vegas Bears vs Roys FFC at The Stadium in the Sky

[PhenomenalV1]

The following match thread OP has been outsourced to my twin sister from an alternate universe where it's permanently 2009.







hai runs away <3


I'm PhenyomenyawV2, Phenyom's sistew fwom 2010!!11 So excited t-to see the x3 SFA?!?1 wowie~


Umm...I don't weawwy x3 knyow much about the x3 SFA, but i-i-i'ww twy my best~!

I wuv my Was Vegas Beaws ;;w;; I think Tandy screeches is supew cries soft~ And Miwwky95 ;;w;; is my twue Vampiwe K-King?!! TEAM EDWAWD 4 WYFE!


I dunnyo about the x3 Woys ^-^ tho. Jacknyah_8 is coow yeah, screams but the x3 othews awe cweepy cries owd guys?!?! Wike fitzwoybowiedog...

I weawwy x3 wannya see a gweat match ~ nya!? ÚwÚ


Team c-captains pweaze have youw team sheets in by 1-11:59pm WA time?


Cya~!!11 Gonnya wisten t-to some nyightcowe runs away ?-?-?!?1 ~

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

First, always wanted to do that.

 

[tony]

Thanks PhenomenalV1 for whatever that OP is, its certainly different.

Welcome to Las Vegas, Roys. Last time you were all here, I took some photos of you all having some fun. I hope you have just as much fun this time around.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Good luck Roys opposition.

 

[Chipmunk]

Welcome Roys!

And welcome to the SFA from the Bears judge judy !

 

[Test Tickle]

Wake up Bears, if we can’t beat the Roys, we might as well pack it all up.

 

[tony]

Alright Bears, it's time to claw our way back onto the winners' list! This week, we're facing the Roys, who are coming off a bye, so they'll be nice and refreshed after their week long nap.

I think I just found out where Mobbs has been sleeping this past week while we were out of town.

Once upon a time in the vibrant city of Las Vegas, there lived a mischievous lad named Mobbs. One sunny day, while wandering the streets, Mobbs stumbled upon a cozy den nestled in a corner, belonging to three Bears: RonnieRaven, MWPP, and Tandy.

As the Bears went out for a quick dip in the pool to let their honey filled donuts settle, Mobbs couldn't resist sneaking into their home. He found three plates piled high with donuts on the table. RonnieRaven's donut was sweet as candy, MWPP's was sour as a lemon, but Tandy's was just right. Mobbs devoured them all, leaving behind a sticky mess.

Next, Mobbs decided to test out the Bears' lounge chairs. But when he flopped onto Tandy's tiny chair, it collapsed with a crash, leaving him in a heap on the floor!

Feeling a bit tired from his escapades, Mobbs climbed up to the Bears' bedroom and tried out their beds. RonnieRaven's bed felt as firm as a blackjack table, MWPP's was as soft as a feather boa, but Tandy's bed was just right. Mobbs nestled in and soon drifted off to sleep.

When the Bears returned, they were astonished to find their home in disarray and a stranger snoring away in Tandy's bed. RonnieRaven let out a roar that shook the whole block, startling Mobbs awake. With a panicked squeak, Mobbs dashed out of the den, leaving the Bears puzzled by the mess Mobbs had left behind.

And so, Mobbs learned the hard way that snooping around in Bears' dens can lead to some sweet and sour surprises, especially in a city like Las Vegas!



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[Dingster]

Wake up Bears, if we can’t beat the Roys, we might as well pack it all up.

We lost to the bottom two sides. Ted Lasso has lost the players.

 

[Ted Lasso]

We lost to the bottom two sides. Ted Lasso has lost the players.

Alright, my disheartened Bears, maybe it's time for a new approach. After the past few disappointing performances, I reckon it's time for a fresh perspective.

 

[Dingster]

Alright, my disheartened Bears, maybe it's time for a new approach. After the past few disappointing performances, I reckon it's time for a fresh perspective.

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[Tandy]

Alright Bears, it's time to claw our way back onto the winners' list! This week, we're facing the Roys, who are coming off a bye, so they'll be nice and refreshed after their week long nap.

I think I just found out where Mobbs has been sleeping this past week while we were out of town.

Once upon a time in the vibrant city of Las Vegas, there lived a mischievous lad named Mobbs. One sunny day, while wandering the streets, Mobbs stumbled upon a cozy den nestled in a corner, belonging to three Bears: RonnieRaven, MWPP, and Tandy.

As the Bears went out for a quick dip in the pool to let their honey filled donuts settle, Mobbs couldn't resist sneaking into their home. He found three plates piled high with donuts on the table. RonnieRaven's donut was sweet as candy, MWPP's was sour as a lemon, but Tandy's was just right. Mobbs devoured them all, leaving behind a sticky mess.

Next, Mobbs decided to test out the Bears' lounge chairs. But when he flopped onto Tandy's tiny chair, it collapsed with a crash, leaving him in a heap on the floor!

Feeling a bit tired from his escapades, Mobbs climbed up to the Bears' bedroom and tried out their beds. RonnieRaven's bed felt as firm as a blackjack table, MWPP's was as soft as a feather boa, but Tandy's bed was just right. Mobbs nestled in and soon drifted off to sleep.

When the Bears returned, they were astonished to find their home in disarray and a stranger snoring away in Tandy's bed. RonnieRaven let out a roar that shook the whole block, startling Mobbs awake. With a panicked squeak, Mobbs dashed out of the den, leaving the Bears puzzled by the mess Mobbs had left behind.

And so, Mobbs learned the hard way that snooping around in Bears' dens can lead to some sweet and sour surprises, especially in a city like Las Vegas!

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Sweet Mobbs haha

 

[Mobbs]

Oh I saw I got mentioned by PhenomenalV1 in a post so I just marked it as read thinking it was some rasslin thang. Oops.

 

[Dingster]

Mobbs must be happy local footy is back.

 

[Dicky Fitzwell]

Carn the Roys

 

[Mobbs]

Mobbs must be happy local footy is back.

Local Qooty is happy Mobbs is back!

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Please don’t marry again Ed_Gein this week

 

[Dingster]

Please don’t marry again Ed_Gein this week

JackNah_8 what's going on? Did the Roys become a dating show?

 

[Mobbs]

JackNah_8 what's going on? Did the Roys become a dating show?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

JackNah_8 what's going on? Did the Roys become a dating show?

Last time in Vegas Ed got so drunk post game and got married.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Please don’t marry again Ed_Gein this week

I think it was more a case of scarring her for life with my choice of music

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I think it was more a case of scarring her for life with my choice of music

This happens to me all the time. I can relate

 

[Dingster]

Last time in Vegas Ed got so drunk post game and got married.

He had a good run.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Last time in Vegas Ed got so drunk post game and got married.

Well it wasn't Las Vegas, nor even Brisvegas; it was New Vegas! Hurrah! I married myself a proper wastelander hooked on Mentats.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Well it wasn't Las Vegas, nor even Brisvegas; it was New Vegas! Hurrah! I married myself a proper wastelander hooked on Mentats.

Now I'm totally confused.

 

[Dingster]

Well it wasn't Las Vegas, nor even Brisvegas; it was New Vegas! Hurrah! I married myself a proper wastelander hooked on Mentats.

Matera92 can't respect a bloke who can't hold his drugs.