Age old classic question: Does a bear s**t in the woods?
A bear is always s**t at home
We got this Royals
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Age old classic question: Does a bear s**t in the woods?
A bear is always s**t at home
We got this Royals
Age old classic question: Does a bear s**t in the woods?
A bear is always s**t at home
We got this Royals
You are far better off telling his handler to learn to read, they'd be the ones reading it to him.Learn to read bud
I used to combine these,Age old classic question: Does a bear s**t in the woods?
A bear is always s**t at home
We got this Royals
Mentioning my name in PMs with Mods when I hurt your feelings doesn’t count as a PM from me, Numbnuts.
I used to combine these,
Can you bowl? Combine does a bear sh!t in the woods? with Is the Pope catholic?
And answer "Does the pope sh!t in the woods?"
Poor old jabjab doesn't have many friends in this threadIf you feel the need to insult me personally, can you at least make your response original mate?
I said he was looking old. He said you're only as old as the boy you feel.I was able to meet the Pope once, at a day spa.
I asked him how he liked the facilities and said they were so good they made him feel like a young boy again.
I asked how old exactly.
He replied: "I'm not fussy. Whatever's available, really".
Celebrating a win in a game of qooty!What is the number 1 reason for a day off work in Australia?
Bad eyesight?
GCR
RookiePick JoshWoodenSpoon Tommycash
Ulahoopski Brenton Davy Membling
Dingster Chipmunk tony
Pedro CakeEater Nothing
Matera92 RonnieRaven Art Vandelay_
Footypie32 Zevon Cadsky
Shadow Man JoseMourinho Electronic_Renaissance
MrPremiership nahnah Smartys Power
Jezmiester40 Cap MWPP
Bianconeri grumbleguts hotchilli
LVB
LVB Foll : Test Tickle, Millky95, Tandy
GCR Foll : GreyCrow, SarahSmiles, krakouers
LVB INT : kane249, Senor M
GCR INT : projectv, Jhye Clark 13
But he’s going internally berserk
You’ll have your work cut outMoving me to the back pocket to deal with Ulahoopski was the strategy…let’s see if it works.
It’s a shootout I tells ya’!!!1 : 11.07 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from GreyCrow.
1 : 11.15 {rW} - Cadsky with the ball now.
1 : 11.19 {lHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 11.23 {lHFF} - I can't believe Pedro held on to that. What a mark.
1 : 11.27 {lHFF} - Pedro has possession.
1 : 11.31 {lHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 11.36 {lHFF} - Great tackle on Pedro.
1 : 11.4 {rHBF} - Dingster to send the ball forward.
1 : 11.44 {CHB} - Handpass to space. JoshWoodenSpoon runs onto it.
1 : 11.48 {CHB} - CakeEater rides JoshWoodenSpoon into the ground.
1 : 11.52 {rHFF} - Nothing looks downfield.
1 : 11.56 {CHF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 12 {CHF} - The ball drops short of CakeEater.
1 : 12.04 {CHB} - JoshWoodenSpoon to send the ball forward.
1 : 12.08 {lW} - A spearing pass towards Art Vandelay_.
1 : 12.13 {lW} - Big mark by Cadsky!.
1 : 12.17 {rW} - Cadsky has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.21 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards Footypie32.
1 : 12.25 {lW} - Footypie32 spills the mark.
1 : 12.3 {lW} - Footypie32 breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 12.36 {rHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 12.4 {rHFF} - Nothing is the target but he's outplayed by tony.
1 : 12.44 {lHBF} - tony with a little space.
1 : 12.48 {lHBF} - Nothing might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on tony. Play on is the call.
1 : 12.52 {rHFF} - Nothing through heavy traffic.
1 : 12.56 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to SarahSmiles.
1 : 13 {rHFF} - Brought down by Millky95.
1 : 13.04 {lHBF} - A bit of space for tony to utilise.
1 : 13.08 {rHBF} - Passes to Dingster by hand.
1 : 13.13 {lW} - His kick is towards Art Vandelay_.
1 : 13.17 {lW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 13.21 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 13.25 {C} - A quick handpass to RonnieRaven.
1 : 13.29 {C} - Long handpass to the running Tandy.
1 : 13.33 {lHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 13.37 {lHFF} - Top mark Smartys Power.
1 : 13.41 {rHBF} - Smartys Power breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 13.46 {rW} - Handpass to space. GreyCrow runs onto it.
1 : 13.5 {rW} - GreyCrow dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 13.53 {rHFF} - Another bounce taken by GreyCrow.
1 : 13.58 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to SarahSmiles.
1 : 14.02 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 14.06 {FF} - Brenton Davy makes an offer.
1 : 14.1 {FF} - The ball drops short of Brenton Davy.
1 : 14.15 {FF} - Brenton Davy weaves through the congestion.
1 : 14.19 {FF} - Brenton Davy from point blank range.
1 : 14.22 {FF} - It's a goal to Brenton Davy.
Las Vegas Bears : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 3.3.21
1 : 14.26 {C} - Superb ruckwork from GreyCrow.
1 : 14.37 {lW} - Footypie32 streaming down the ground.
1 : 14.41 {rHFF} - He involves Nothing in the play.
1 : 14.45 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. SarahSmiles runs onto it.
1 : 14.49 {rHFF} - SarahSmiles hoofs the ball into space but Millky95 runs onto it.
1 : 14.53 {lHBF} - tony looking for a lead.
1 : 14.58 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to Tandy.
1 : 15.02 {lHBF} - tony receives his handpass.
1 : 15.06 {rW} - He spots an option and kicks to Matera92.
1 : 15.1 {rW} - Footypie32 drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 15.14 {rW} - Matera92 takes them on.
1 : 15.18 {lHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 15.22 {lHFF} - The ball drops short of Electronic_Renaissance.
1 : 15.26 {lHBF} - MrPremiership assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 15.31 - <<< Senor M is coming on to replace Electronic_Renaissance >>>
1 : 15.38 {lHBF} - The bounce favours MrPremiership and he is off and running.
1 : 15.43 {lHBF} - Watch out! Oh! Shadow Man has laid MrPremiership out flat.
1 : 15.47 {CHF} - Running with the ball is JoseMourinho.
1 : 15.51 {CHF} - Almost a throw to Test Tickle.
1 : 15.55 {CHF} - Test Tickle dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 16 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to JoseMourinho.
1 : 16.04 {CHF} - JoseMourinho takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 16.08 {CHF} - Big ... big kick by JoseMourinho.
1 : 16.12 {CHF} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
Las Vegas Bears : 2.0.12
Gold City Royals : 3.3.21
1 : 16.16 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
1 : 16.24 {lW} - Taking the ball is Art Vandelay_.
1 : 16.28 {rHFF} - A short kick to Shadow Man.
1 : 16.32 {rHFF} - No mark taken as Shadow Man and MrPremiership wrestle for position.
1 : 16.37 {rHFF} - Shadow Man assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 16.43 {FF} - He looks for Cap.
1 : 16.47 {FF} - Cap is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 16.51 {FF} - Now Cap has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 16.55 {FF} - Cap's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
1 : 16.59 {FF} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 3.3.21
1 : 17.03 {C} - Tandy had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : 17.12 {lW} - Footypie32 takes off.
1 : 17.16 {lW} - Heavy knock behind play and it looks like someone's coming off.
1 : 17.2 - <<< Tommycash is trading places with Senor M >>>
1 : 17.28 {lW} - Footypie32 weaves through the congestion.
1 : 17.32 {CHF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 17.36 {CHF} - CakeEater too strong for JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 17.4 {CHF} - CakeEater has possession.
1 : 17.45 {CHF} - Open goal!.
1 : 17.49 {CHF} - That's a very important six points.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 4.3.27
1 : 17.53 {C} - The ruck contest is won by GreyCrow.
1 : 18.01 {rW} - With the ball is Cadsky.
1 : 18.05 {rW} - That's a massive kick from Cadsky.
1 : 18.09 {rW} - Goal number 1 to Cadsky.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 5.3.33
1 : 18.13 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Test Tickle.
1 : 18.22 {C} - Test Tickle takes them on.
1 : 18.26 {C} - Fires out the handpass to RonnieRaven.
1 : 18.3 {lHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 18.34 {lHFF} - Smartys Power takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 18.38 {rHBF} - A bit of space for Smartys Power to utilise.
1 : 18.42 - <<< RookiePick is coming on to replace JoseMourinho >>>
1 : 18.52 {rHBF} - Smartys Power looking for a lead.
1 : 18.57 {lHBF} - Quick hands to MrPremiership under pressure.
1 : 19.01 {rHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 19.05 {lW} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 19.09 {lW} - Spoilt by Matera92.
1 : 19.13 {lW} - A bit of space for Footypie32 to utilise.
1 : 19.17 {CHF} - CakeEater presents.
1 : 19.21 {CHF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 19.25 {CHB} - The bounce favours JoshWoodenSpoon and he is off and running.
1 : 19.3 {lHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to tony.
1 : 19.34 {lHBF} - Bit of an ankle-tap from tony.
1 : 19.38 {rHFF} - Nothing has it.
1 : 19.42 {rHFF} - Nothing has time to take a bounce.
1 : 19.46 {rFP} - He takes another.
1 : 19.5 {rFP} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 19.54 {rFP} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.0.18
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
1 : 19.58 {C} - Bashed out of the ruck duel by Test Tickle.
1 : 20.07 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ dances around Cadsky.
1 : 20.11 {CHF} - A worm burner to RookiePick.
1 : 20.15 {CHF} - RookiePick takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
1 : 20.19 {CHF} - RookiePick has it.
1 : 20.23 {CHF} - RookiePick attacks the goalface.
1 : 20.27 {CHF} - RookiePick has missed.
Las Vegas Bears : 3.1.19
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
1 : 20.36 {FB} - Bianconeri sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 20.4 {FB} - Bianconeri has time to take a bounce.
1 : 20.44 {FB} - He involves SarahSmiles in the play.
1 : 20.48 {lHBF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to MrPremiership.
1 : 20.54 {lHBF} - MrPremiership spills the mark.
1 : 20.58 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Shadow Man.
1 : 21.02 {lHFF} - He involves Tommycash in the play.
1 : 21.07 {lHFF} - Hands it off to Test Tickle.
1 : 21.1 {rFP} - A kick towards Jezmiester40 territory.
1 : 21.15 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 spills the mark.
1 : 21.19 {rFP} - Quality gather by Jezmiester40.
1 : 21.23 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 eye's the goals and has a shot.
1 : 21.27 {rFP} - Shepherded through for a goal.
Las Vegas Bears : 4.1.25
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
1 : 21.31 {C} - GreyCrow wins the tap decisively.
1 : 21.39 {C} - Its hard and tough but Zevon wins possession.
1 : 21.43 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 21.47 {rHFF} - But tony is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 21.52 {lHBF} - tony does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 21.56 {C} - RonnieRaven takes off on a lead.
1 : 22 {C} - Zevon must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 22.04 {lW} - Footypie32 weaves through the congestion.
1 : 22.08 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 22.12 {lW} - GreyCrow receives his handpass.
1 : 22.16 {lW} - GreyCrow has a bounce.
1 : 22.21 {lW} - Handballs to SarahSmiles.
1 : 22.25 {CHF} - A measured kick in the direction of CakeEater.
1 : 22.29 {CHF} - What a shocking kick - straight to JoshWoodenSpoon.
1 : 22.33 {lHBF} - The ball is now with tony.
1 : 22.37 {C} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 22.42 {C} - RonnieRaven and Zevon both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 22.45 {C} - Nobody's checking Zevon.
1 : 22.49 {C} - Looks like a change.
1 : 22.53 - <<< Chipmunk is trading places with Dingster >>>
1 : 23.04 {C} - Zevon streaming down the ground.
1 : 23.08 {rW} - He transfers play using Cadsky.
1 : 23.12 {rW} - Cadsky slides in and takes the mark.
1 : 23.16 {rW} - The ball is now with Cadsky.
1 : 23.21 {CHF} - A measured kick to CakeEater.
1 : 23.25 {CHF} - Great hands from CakeEater taking the mark.
1 : 23.28 {CHF} - CakeEater with the ball now.
1 : 23.32 {CHF} - JoshWoodenSpoon drags CakeEater down beautifully.
1 : 23.37 {CHB} - JoshWoodenSpoon with the ball now.
1 : 23.41 {lW} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 23.45 {lW} - Art Vandelay_ outbodies Cadsky and takes the mark.
1 : 23.49 {lW} - The ball is now with Art Vandelay_.
1 : 23.53 {CHF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 23.57 {CHF} - RookiePick outbodies nahnah and takes the mark.
1 : 24.01 {CHF} - Now RookiePick has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 24.06 {lHFF} - Tommycash runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 24.1 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to Tandy.
1 : 24.14 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Millky95.
1 : 24.18 {lHFF} - That's gonna go mighty close!.
1 : 24.22 {lHFF} - It's going to result in a goal. Goal to Millky95.
Las Vegas Bears : 5.1.31
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
1 : 24.27 {C} - GreyCrow palms the ball down.
1 : 24.34 {rW} - GreyCrow threads his way through traffic.
1 : 24.38 {rW} - Finds SarahSmiles with a handball.
1 : 24.43 {lHFF} - Kicks to a contest - Pedro looks to get to thre front.
1 : 24.47 {lHFF} - Pedro gets too far under the ball.
1 : 24.51 {lHFF} - Pedro weaves through the congestion.
1 : 24.55 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to krakouers.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Las Vegas Bears : 5.1.31
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
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