Official Match Thread Season 20 Round 6 - Roys FFC v Coney Island Warriors @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[RU_]

Damn Wooshette_ that was rough. Steve still not giving you any? You're still being mean.

Lord_Flashheart You haven't directed any hatred towards me yet..

 

[Wosh]

Damn Wooshette_ that was rough. Steve still not giving you any? You're still being mean.

Lord_Flashheart You haven't directed any hatred towards me yet..

We are enemies in here till Sundays game, after that I'm gonna squeeze those cute little cheeks again..

 

[Wosh]

Oh hai there

Hai

 

[Broken]

We are enemies in here till Sundays game, after that I'm gonna squeeze those cute little cheeks again..

We've got that covered, when he drops his drawers in the showers nobody can resist a little cheek squeeze.

 

[RU_]

We are enemies in here till Sundays game, after that I'm gonna squeeze those cute little cheeks again..

You think you will but after we set Allikat and MEB_ onto you your hands won't work!

 

[BigJoeD_]

Good to be back at the Roys home ground, it's proven to be a happy hunting ground for us Warriors over the years.

Best hotdogs in the league too

 

[RU_]

Good to be back at the Roys home ground, it's proven to be a happy hunting ground for us Warriors over the years.

Best hotdogs in the league too

WHY DID YOU TELL US TO STEAL Frankston Rover's UNDERWEAR?!

 

[Klim]

Best hotdogs in the league too

Sausage sizzle. No hotdogs here.

 

[zackah]

WHY DID YOU TELL US TO STEAL Frankston Rover's UNDERWEAR?!

Because he's the only Warrior that wears any.

 

[Broken]

Good to be back at the Roys home ground, it's proven to be a happy hunting ground for us Warriors over the years.

Best hotdogs in the league too

Technically it's only true since this guy got a life ban from the league.

 

[Mooch]

Isn't every team we play full of campaigners? Maybe my pills aren't keeping me calms anymore...

Absolutely. Every team has them (except the Roys of course). Some teams even encourage them (Hawks and Bears I'm looking in your direction). But these guys are basically alright, despite all that. Just don't challenge them to a game of strip bingo. For the love of dog don't do it.

 

[zackah]

Just don't challenge them to a game of strip bingo. For the love of dog don't do it.

Exactly what animal do you want to play for you sick *

 

[Azarole]

Anyone wanna play strip bingo?!?!

 

[Mooch]

Exactly what animal do you want to play for you sick ****

It's right there in the text. What more do you need?

Anyone wanna play strip bingo?!?!

Don't come crying to me when it all goes horribly - and I mean HORRIBLY - wrong. I did try to warn you.

 

[Wosh]

Because he's the only Warrior that wears any.

Can confirm

 

[zackah]

Anyone wanna play strip bingo?!?!

I'll give you a head start

 

[Wosh]

Anyone wanna play strip bingo?!?!

In

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Anyone wanna play strip bingo?!?!

Bingo is quite like the Roys

There's lots of unwashed balls and they both f*** old ladies.

 

[Raveneyes]

Ah the Roys.

Even though these pants-wearing canker-blossoms smell like wet dog, you just can't help liking them.

Won't stop me going the biff though. I just won't enjoy it as much.

 

[Raveneyes]

Technically it's only true since this guy got a life ban from the league.

<insert some joke here about a hallway and your wife/girlfriend/significant other>

 

[Raveneyes]

Anyone wanna play strip bingo?!?!

OK. But you have to take your pants off first. No headstarts.

 

[Mooch]

Bingo is quite like the Roys

There's lots of unwashed balls and they both f*** old ladies.

I fail to see the downside here.

 

[Raveneyes]

I fail to see the downside here.

 

[Mooch]

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The Royettes love them. Can't get enough.

 

[Raveneyes]

The Royettes love them. Can't get enough.

The Royettes. This is how they look after years of cheese-ball addiction. (Pictured with Mooch).