Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 8: West Coast Wonders vs Sin City Swamprats at The Colosseum

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Teehee. The Wonders are at the top of their game s they have been throughout their 35 Seasons.

Your “desperate times..” lines is a very sad projection reflecting the misery of the SmarmyPratts, a fly by night mob or Johnny come lately team that could disappear or merge and few would notice.

 

[okeydoke7]

something else? Like 2,000?

It’s Season 55.

okeydoke7 lines up for his 2000th goal.

St Kilda still only have one premiership.

 

[okeydoke7]

Teehee. The Wonders are at the top of their game s they have been throughout their 35 Seasons.

Your “desperate times..” lines is a very sad projection reflecting the misery of the SmarmyPratts, a fly by night mob or Johnny come lately team that could disappear or merge and few would notice.

You can’t genuinely believe the Wonders are at the top of their game. You just can’t.

And if you do, the times are more perilous than I could ever have imagined.

 

[HARPSichord]

HARPSichord ’s favourite television

I watch Survivor, chief.

 

[SSwans2011]

Sunday blockbuster, let's ******* go! Two of THE teams in the SFA facing off, you love to see it.

 

[okeydoke7]

I watch Survivor, chief.

This Australian season has been good!

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

I watch Survivor, chief.

 

[okeydoke7]

Does anyone know who’s leading the Fred Medal at the moment?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

The scope of the review would be wide, with an end goal of making recommendations to the committee on actions which will reinstate the Wonders as one of the most influential, relevant and sustainable clubs in the Sweet FA.

Sorry okey you've lost me here.

How far back are we going in time? Back to Season 15? The Wonders have been irrelevant for decades.

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Does anyone know who’s leading the Fred Medal at the moment?

Yes, I have access to this information.

 

[okeydoke7]

Yes, I have access to this information.

Can you let me know - who is it?

 

[okeydoke7]

Can you let me know - who is it?

 

[MWPP]

Good morning Wonders & Swamprats . It’s match day! This game will be posted at around 4.45pm Vic Bias time (AEDT)
Best wishes to both teams
damicky Frothies Mcveigh
philreich jackster83

 

[jackster83]

Game day Rats!

Time to take down these cheese eating surrender monkeys.

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Can you let me know - who is it?

I can, yes.

 

[Grav]

Teehee at Okey. The Wonders are at the top of their game s they have been throughout their 35 Seasons.

Your “desperate times..” lines is a very sad projection reflecting the misery of the SmarmyPratts, a fly by night mob or Johnny come lately team that could disappear or merge and few would notice. All that would be left is a disconsolate spookism sobbing in the rain.

 

[HARPSichord]

This Australian season has been good!

I want to see Simon make final tribal just for the sheer absurdity of it.

 

[ClarkeM]

So pumped for this game.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Teehee at Okey. The Wonders are at the top of their game s they have been throughout their 35 Seasons.

Your “desperate times..” lines is a very sad projection reflecting the misery of the SmarmyPratts, a fly by night mob or Johnny come lately team that could disappear or merge and few would notice. All that would be left is a disconsolate spookism sobbing in the rain.

At the "top of your game" means being 11th on the ladder with a 2-4 record and not having played off in a grand final for 14 seasons?

If that's you at the top of your game I'd hate to see what you're like when you struggle. That's embarrassing.

 

[HARPSichord]

At the "top of your game" means being 11th on the ladder with a 2-4 record and not having played off in a grand final for 14 seasons?

If that's you at the top of your game I'd hate to see what you're like when you struggle. That's embarrassing.

Maintain the culture and we know the results will come. Starting today with a massive win and keeping okeydoke7 scoreless.

 

[ClarkeM]

Does anyone know who’s leading the Fred Medal at the moment?

Better question, does anyone care?

 

[ClarkeM]

Thought this game was played already. Hurry the * up.

 

[MWPP]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
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Match commencing shortly ... WON v SCS

                       SCS
LukeParkerno1               BallaratBulldog          jezzajay
Dominic03                   okeydoke7                Ticky009

SM                          MayTheNorthBeWithU       NinjaSwan
GotTheGoodes                philreich                jackster83

AnUltimateRessie            ClarkeM                  HARPSichord
Firestarter                 Grav                     spookism

Rioli2Rioli                 Brenton Davy             dogs105
BloodySwan                  Kennedy Parker           TheDarkDwarf

croweater 41                Frothies Mcveigh         SSwans2011
Ant Bear                    sataris                  RPCB
                            WON

WON Foll : damicky, Grand Uncle Horace, Cubs2Lions
SCS Foll : GremioPower, ant555, Power Raid

WON INT : Soggy2112, JT_the_Man
SCS INT : HirdsTheWord, KinderSmock

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
WEST COAST WONDERS: <none>
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS: BloodySwan spookism Grav Firestarter jackster83 philreich GremioPower ant555

[RD 8], Conditions for this match - CLOUDY

 

[ClarkeM]

Oh great, MWPP is posting the game. Congrats on the win Swamprats!

 

[MWPP]

1 : 0 {C} - Easy tapout for GremioPower.
1 : .07 {rW} - spookism breaks free and has found some space.
1 : .12 {lHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : .16 {lHFF} - Delicious kick to GotTheGoodes.
1 : .18 {lHFF} - So GotTheGoodes ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : .22 {lHFF} - Someone's changing.
1 : .26 - <<< Power Raid is trading places with Ant Bear >>>
1 : .33 {lHFF} - GotTheGoodes has it.
1 : .37 {lHFF} - Handpasses to ant555.
1 : .4 {lHFF} - ant555 goes for a long goal.
1 : .45 {lHFF} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 0.0.0
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 1.0.6
1 : .47 {C} - Big tap from damicky.
1 : 1.38 {lW} - ant555 sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 1.4 {CHF} - A spearing pass towards philreich.
1 : 1.4 {CHF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 1.4 {rHBF} - SM scoops up the ball.
1 : 1.4 {rHBF} - GotTheGoodes applies the tackle on SM.
1 : 1.4 {lHFF} - GotTheGoodes is now off and running.
1 : 1.42 {lFP} - Gets a handpass away to Dominic03.
1 : 1.42 {lFP} - A chance now for Dominic03 who kicks at goal.
1 : 1.42 {lFP} - What a goal from Dominic03.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 0.0.0
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 2.0.12
1 : 1.42 {C} - Ant Bear had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : 1.49 {rW} - AnUltimateRessie picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 1.49 {rW} - A poor handpass but Cubs2Lions is up to the challenge.
1 : 1.49 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to HARPSichord.
1 : 1.49 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to AnUltimateRessie.
1 : 1.49 {rW} - AnUltimateRessie's tripped over his own feet and Firestarter just has to pick the ball up next to him.
1 : 1.52 {lW} - Firestarter turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 1.57 {lW} - Firestarter is chased down by AnUltimateRessie - great effort!.
1 : 2.01 {rW} - AnUltimateRessie assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 2.03 {lHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of dogs105 and TheDarkDwarf.
1 : 2.07 {lHFF} - Brilliant mark by dogs105!.
1 : 2.11 {lHFF} - dogs105 has possession.
1 : 2.15 {lHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 2.17 {lHFF} - Quick hands to Cubs2Lions.
1 : 2.21 {FF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 2.25 {FF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to sataris.
1 : 2.3 {FB} - Nobody's checking sataris.
1 : 2.32 {rHBF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 2.36 {rHBF} - TheDarkDwarf can't take it.
1 : 2.4 {rHBF} - TheDarkDwarf with a little space.
1 : 2.44 {CHB} - A short kick to Kennedy Parker.
1 : 2.46 {CHB} - The ball drops short of Kennedy Parker.
1 : 2.5 {CHF} - Brenton Davy sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 2.54 {rFP} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 2.58 {rFP} - Power Raid will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 3.02 {rFP} - croweater 41 takes off.
1 : 3.05 {rFP} - This could be a goal to croweater 41.