Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 11 - Las Vegas Bears v East Side Phoenix @ The Stadium in the Sky

[tony]

Oh crap, here's the comeback. Hurry up ring the siren.

 

[por_please_ya]

4 : 5.06 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
4 : 5.19 {C} - Senor M with the ball now.
4 : 5.25 {C} - Handpass to space. Cap runs onto it.
4 : 5.31 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 presents on a long lead.
4 : 5.37 {rHFF} - Over the head of Jezmiester40.
4 : 5.43 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam streaming down the ground.
4 : 5.48 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 5.54 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 trying to offer a lead.
4 : 6 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 uses Senor M as a stepladder. Great mark.
4 : 6.06 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 6.12 {C} - Senor M rides Jhye Clark 13 into the ground.
4 : 6.18 {rW} - With the ball is guero.
4 : 6.25 {rW} - guero takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 6.31 {rW} - What a tackle.
4 : 6.37 {lW} - The Majestic sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 6.43 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to MP_.
4 : 6.49 {rW} - He tries to find Catsnlakers with a chip pass.
4 : 6.55 {rW} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 7.01 {lW} - RonnieRaven signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 7.05 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to Millky95.
4 : 7.12 {lW} - Millky95 holds MP_ out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
4 : 7.18 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 has possession.
4 : 7.24 {rHFF} - He tries to find Krazy Kris with a chip pass.
4 : 7.31 {rHFF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Dingster.
4 : 7.37 {rHBF} - Now Electronic_Renaissance has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 7.43 {lW} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
4 : 7.49 {lW} - Catsnlakers must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
4 : 7.55 {rW} - Now Catsnlakers has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 8.01 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of akkaps.
4 : 8.07 {lHFF} - akkaps and Electronic_Renaissance both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 8.14 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 8.2 {CHB} - Spears a kick towards Test Tickle.
4 : 8.26 {CHB} - Test Tickle makes great ground and takes the mark.
4 : 8.3 {CHB} - So Test Tickle ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 8.36 {CHB} - Great bump by DemurePrincess. Test Tickle has not moved.
4 : 8.43 {CHF} - DemurePrincess with the ball now.
4 : 8.49 {rFP} - A short kick to Drunkgoliath.
4 : 8.55 {rFP} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 9.01 {rFP} - Drunkgoliath looks downfield.
4 : 9.07 {rFP} - A gimme goal coming up if Drunkgoliath keeps his cool.
4 : 9.13 {rFP} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to Drunkgoliath.
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 3.2.20
4 : 9.2 {C} - The ball is bounced and Cap gets the tap.
4 : 9.32 {lW} - Its hard and tough but tony wins possession.
4 : 9.38 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to Electronic_Renaissance.
4 : 9.45 {CHB} - Handpasses to Test Tickle.
4 : 9.51 {lHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards Dingster.
4 : 9.55 {lHBF} - Krazy Kris rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 10.01 {lHFF} - akkaps hits the ground running.
4 : 10.07 {FF} - A hospital kick.
4 : 10.13 {FF} - kane249 is in the way and will mark.
4 : 10.19 {FB} - kane249 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 10.25 - <<< Tandy is coming on to replace Tommycash >>>
4 : 10.38 {FB} - Running with the ball is kane249.
4 : 10.44 {rHBF} - That kick makes it hard for Electronic_Renaissance.
4 : 10.51 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance spills the mark.
4 : 10.56 {lHFF} - akkaps breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 11.03 {rFP} - Gets a handpass away to Drunkgoliath.
4 : 11.09 {rFP} - Drunkgoliath walks into goal.
4 : 11.13 {rFP} - Oh no. It's come off his shin..
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 3.3.21
4 : 11.25 {FB} - Now JoshWoodenSpoon has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 11.31 {FB} - But the umpire says he interfered.
4 : 11.38 {FF} - Itsmyshow wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 11.44 {FF} - He goes for goal.
4 : 11.5 {FF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 4.3.27
4 : 11.56 {C} - por_please_ya wins the tap decisively.
4 : 12.08 {rW} - Catsnlakers with a little space.
4 : 12.15 {rW} - Catsnlakers takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 12.21 {rHFF} - Catsnlakers has another.
4 : 12.27 {lFP} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on thewizardmelon to mark.
4 : 12.33 {lFP} - JoshWoodenSpoon was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
4 : 12.37 {rBP} - JoshWoodenSpoon assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 12.44 {lBP} - Tandy receives his handpass.
4 : 12.5 {lBP} - Tandy has time to take a bounce.
4 : 12.56 {lBP} - There's a push-out.
4 : 13.02 {lFP} - thewizardmelon slowing down the play.
4 : 13.08 {lFP} - Great tackle on thewizardmelon.
4 : 13.15 {FB} - kane249 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 13.21 {FB} - A lookaway handpass to Millky95.
4 : 13.27 {rBP} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 13.33 {rBP} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 13.39 {lFP} - thewizardmelon to send the ball forward.
4 : 13.46 {lFP} - thewizardmelon sells the dummy and has a shot.
4 : 13.52 {lFP} - Goal number 2 to thewizardmelon.
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 5.3.33
4 : 13.56 {C} - Rankine2Rachele had that ruck contest all to themself.
4 : 14.08 {C} - Senor M has a paddock.
4 : 14.15 {lHFF} - Kicks in the direction of Matera92.
4 : 14.21 {lHFF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of madman18.
4 : 14.26 {rHBF} - madman18 fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 14.33 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to por_please_ya.
4 : 14.39 {rHBF} - por_please_ya takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 14.45 {lHBF} - Passes to Wise Guy Sam by hand.
4 : 14.51 {rHBF} - madman18 runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 14.58 {lW} - A short kick to The Majestic.
4 : 15.04 {lW} - But he picks out guero.
4 : 15.1 {rW} - guero hits the ground running.
4 : 15.16 {rW} - guero has time to take a bounce.
4 : 15.21 {lW} - RonnieRaven receives his handpass.
4 : 15.26 {lW} - Hands it off to Cap.
4 : 15.33 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to guero.
4 : 15.38 {rW} - Then he runs it out of bounds ... deliberately.
4 : 15.45 {lW} - The Majestic wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 15.51 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 15.57 {rW} - Catsnlakers appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 16.04 {lW} - So RonnieRaven ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 16.1 {lW} - He has a bounce.
4 : 16.16 {lW} - He's brought down by Catsnlakers.
4 : 16.22 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 16.28 {lHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 16.34 {lHFF} - Electronic_Renaissance is in the way and will mark.
4 : 16.4 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance with the ball now.
4 : 16.45 {CHB} - He transfers play using Test Tickle.
4 : 16.51 {CHB} - Test Tickle can't take it.
4 : 16.57 {CHB} - Not enough pressure on Test Tickle.
4 : 17.03 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to Millky95.
4 : 17.1 {lHBF} - Spears a kick towards Dingster.
4 : 17.16 {lHBF} - Krazy Kris was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
4 : 17.22 {rHFF} - Krazy Kris with the ball now.
4 : 17.28 {rHFF} - Heavy knock behind play and it looks like someone's coming off.
4 : 17.34 - <<< Zoops is trading places with Itsmyshow >>>
4 : 17.46 {rHFF} - The bounce favours Krazy Kris and he is off and running.
4 : 17.53 {FF} - Kicks in the direction of Zoops.
4 : 17.59 {FF} - But the kick goes straight to kane249.
4 : 18.03 {FB} - kane249 with all the time in the world.
4 : 18.09 {FB} - kane249 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 18.15 {lBP} - Tandy on the end of this.
4 : 18.22 {FB} - Handballs over the top to kane249.
4 : 18.28 {lBP} - Tandy screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 18.34 {lBP} - Drunkgoliath claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 18.4 {rFP} - Drunkgoliath turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 18.46 {rFP} - Drunkgoliath bounces the ball.
4 : 18.52 {rFP} - This will be a goal to Drunkgoliath.
4 : 18.59 {rFP} - That's one of those special goals. Number 2 for Drunkgoliath.
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 6.3.39

OH NOW YOU ******* SHOW UP YO CAMPAIGNERS * YOU ALL MOTHER*erS

 

[DemurePrincess]

4 : 5.06 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
4 : 5.19 {C} - Senor M with the ball now.
4 : 5.25 {C} - Handpass to space. Cap runs onto it.
4 : 5.31 {rHFF} - Jezmiester40 presents on a long lead.
4 : 5.37 {rHFF} - Over the head of Jezmiester40.
4 : 5.43 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam streaming down the ground.
4 : 5.48 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 5.54 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 trying to offer a lead.
4 : 6 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 uses Senor M as a stepladder. Great mark.
4 : 6.06 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 6.12 {C} - Senor M rides Jhye Clark 13 into the ground.
4 : 6.18 {rW} - With the ball is guero.
4 : 6.25 {rW} - guero takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 6.31 {rW} - What a tackle.
4 : 6.37 {lW} - The Majestic sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 6.43 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to MP_.
4 : 6.49 {rW} - He tries to find Catsnlakers with a chip pass.
4 : 6.55 {rW} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 7.01 {lW} - RonnieRaven signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 7.05 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to Millky95.
4 : 7.12 {lW} - Millky95 holds MP_ out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
4 : 7.18 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 has possession.
4 : 7.24 {rHFF} - He tries to find Krazy Kris with a chip pass.
4 : 7.31 {rHFF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Dingster.
4 : 7.37 {rHBF} - Now Electronic_Renaissance has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 7.43 {lW} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
4 : 7.49 {lW} - Catsnlakers must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
4 : 7.55 {rW} - Now Catsnlakers has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 8.01 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of akkaps.
4 : 8.07 {lHFF} - akkaps and Electronic_Renaissance both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 8.14 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 8.2 {CHB} - Spears a kick towards Test Tickle.
4 : 8.26 {CHB} - Test Tickle makes great ground and takes the mark.
4 : 8.3 {CHB} - So Test Tickle ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 8.36 {CHB} - Great bump by DemurePrincess. Test Tickle has not moved.
4 : 8.43 {CHF} - DemurePrincess with the ball now.
4 : 8.49 {rFP} - A short kick to Drunkgoliath.
4 : 8.55 {rFP} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 9.01 {rFP} - Drunkgoliath looks downfield.
4 : 9.07 {rFP} - A gimme goal coming up if Drunkgoliath keeps his cool.
4 : 9.13 {rFP} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to Drunkgoliath.
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 3.2.20
4 : 9.2 {C} - The ball is bounced and Cap gets the tap.
4 : 9.32 {lW} - Its hard and tough but tony wins possession.
4 : 9.38 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to Electronic_Renaissance.
4 : 9.45 {CHB} - Handpasses to Test Tickle.
4 : 9.51 {lHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards Dingster.
4 : 9.55 {lHBF} - Krazy Kris rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 10.01 {lHFF} - akkaps hits the ground running.
4 : 10.07 {FF} - A hospital kick.
4 : 10.13 {FF} - kane249 is in the way and will mark.
4 : 10.19 {FB} - kane249 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 10.25 - <<< Tandy is coming on to replace Tommycash >>>
4 : 10.38 {FB} - Running with the ball is kane249.
4 : 10.44 {rHBF} - That kick makes it hard for Electronic_Renaissance.
4 : 10.51 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance spills the mark.
4 : 10.56 {lHFF} - akkaps breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 11.03 {rFP} - Gets a handpass away to Drunkgoliath.
4 : 11.09 {rFP} - Drunkgoliath walks into goal.
4 : 11.13 {rFP} - Oh no. It's come off his shin..
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 3.3.21
4 : 11.25 {FB} - Now JoshWoodenSpoon has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 11.31 {FB} - But the umpire says he interfered.
4 : 11.38 {FF} - Itsmyshow wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 11.44 {FF} - He goes for goal.
4 : 11.5 {FF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 4.3.27
4 : 11.56 {C} - por_please_ya wins the tap decisively.
4 : 12.08 {rW} - Catsnlakers with a little space.
4 : 12.15 {rW} - Catsnlakers takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 12.21 {rHFF} - Catsnlakers has another.
4 : 12.27 {lFP} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on thewizardmelon to mark.
4 : 12.33 {lFP} - JoshWoodenSpoon was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
4 : 12.37 {rBP} - JoshWoodenSpoon assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 12.44 {lBP} - Tandy receives his handpass.
4 : 12.5 {lBP} - Tandy has time to take a bounce.
4 : 12.56 {lBP} - There's a push-out.
4 : 13.02 {lFP} - thewizardmelon slowing down the play.
4 : 13.08 {lFP} - Great tackle on thewizardmelon.
4 : 13.15 {FB} - kane249 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 13.21 {FB} - A lookaway handpass to Millky95.
4 : 13.27 {rBP} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 13.33 {rBP} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 13.39 {lFP} - thewizardmelon to send the ball forward.
4 : 13.46 {lFP} - thewizardmelon sells the dummy and has a shot.
4 : 13.52 {lFP} - Goal number 2 to thewizardmelon.
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 5.3.33
4 : 13.56 {C} - Rankine2Rachele had that ruck contest all to themself.
4 : 14.08 {C} - Senor M has a paddock.
4 : 14.15 {lHFF} - Kicks in the direction of Matera92.
4 : 14.21 {lHFF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of madman18.
4 : 14.26 {rHBF} - madman18 fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 14.33 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to por_please_ya.
4 : 14.39 {rHBF} - por_please_ya takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 14.45 {lHBF} - Passes to Wise Guy Sam by hand.
4 : 14.51 {rHBF} - madman18 runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 14.58 {lW} - A short kick to The Majestic.
4 : 15.04 {lW} - But he picks out guero.
4 : 15.1 {rW} - guero hits the ground running.
4 : 15.16 {rW} - guero has time to take a bounce.
4 : 15.21 {lW} - RonnieRaven receives his handpass.
4 : 15.26 {lW} - Hands it off to Cap.
4 : 15.33 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to guero.
4 : 15.38 {rW} - Then he runs it out of bounds ... deliberately.
4 : 15.45 {lW} - The Majestic wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 15.51 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 15.57 {rW} - Catsnlakers appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 16.04 {lW} - So RonnieRaven ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 16.1 {lW} - He has a bounce.
4 : 16.16 {lW} - He's brought down by Catsnlakers.
4 : 16.22 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 16.28 {lHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 16.34 {lHFF} - Electronic_Renaissance is in the way and will mark.
4 : 16.4 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance with the ball now.
4 : 16.45 {CHB} - He transfers play using Test Tickle.
4 : 16.51 {CHB} - Test Tickle can't take it.
4 : 16.57 {CHB} - Not enough pressure on Test Tickle.
4 : 17.03 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to Millky95.
4 : 17.1 {lHBF} - Spears a kick towards Dingster.
4 : 17.16 {lHBF} - Krazy Kris was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
4 : 17.22 {rHFF} - Krazy Kris with the ball now.
4 : 17.28 {rHFF} - Heavy knock behind play and it looks like someone's coming off.
4 : 17.34 - <<< Zoops is trading places with Itsmyshow >>>
4 : 17.46 {rHFF} - The bounce favours Krazy Kris and he is off and running.
4 : 17.53 {FF} - Kicks in the direction of Zoops.
4 : 17.59 {FF} - But the kick goes straight to kane249.
4 : 18.03 {FB} - kane249 with all the time in the world.
4 : 18.09 {FB} - kane249 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 18.15 {lBP} - Tandy on the end of this.
4 : 18.22 {FB} - Handballs over the top to kane249.
4 : 18.28 {lBP} - Tandy screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 18.34 {lBP} - Drunkgoliath claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 18.4 {rFP} - Drunkgoliath turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 18.46 {rFP} - Drunkgoliath bounces the ball.
4 : 18.52 {rFP} - This will be a goal to Drunkgoliath.
4 : 18.59 {rFP} - That's one of those special goals. Number 2 for Drunkgoliath.
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 6.3.39

 

[Chipmunk]

Bears sign Chipmunk

Why would you do that, you’re winning

 

[MWPP]

Thanks for 'resting' me and a few others this quarter tony and Ted Lasso
Not worth the injury/suspension risk, even in these conditions
I just hope that we don't look back at this game and regret letting that % boost opportunity slip...

 

[DemurePrincess]

Wait a sec - if there's a 5th quarter, the Phoenix might still win this.......

Someone gag him before I do

 

[philreich]

4 : 19.05 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
4 : 19.17 {lW} - Rankine2Rachele tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 19.23 {rHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 19.28 {rHFF} - Krazy Kris spills the mark.
4 : 19.34 {rHFF} - Quality gather by Krazy Kris.
4 : 19.4 {rHFF} - Krazy Kris bounces the ball.
4 : 19.46 {FF} - Zoops presents.
4 : 19.52 {FF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 19.58 {FB} - kane249 takes off.
4 : 20.04 {FB} - A poor handpass but Millky95 is up to the challenge.
4 : 20.11 {FB} - Millky95 holds MP_ out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
4 : 20.17 {FF} - Zoops signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 20.23 {FF} - Zoops from thirty metres.
4 : 20.3 {FF} - That takes Zoops's goal tally to 1.
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 7.3.45
4 : 20.36 {C} - por_please_ya gets the ball down.
4 : 20.48 {C} - Senor M weaves through the congestion.
4 : 20.52 {C} - Passes to tony by hand.
4 : 20.58 {C} - A quick handpass to Cap.
4 : 21.04 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards guero.
4 : 21.1 {rW} - Over the head of guero.
4 : 21.17 {rW} - guero streaming down the ground.
4 : 21.23 {C} - He kicks sideways towards Senor M.
4 : 21.29 {C} - Great saving mark taken by Jhye Clark 13.
4 : 21.36 {lW} - The Majestic with some space now.
4 : 21.42 {C} - A slick handpass goes to Jhye Clark 13.
4 : 21.47 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 21.53 {CHF} - Jhye Clark 13 touches the ball to the ground.
4 : 22 {CHF} - What a tackle.
4 : 22.06 {lHBF} - Dingster looking for a lead.
4 : 22.1 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to Test Tickle.
4 : 22.16 {rHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 22.23 {rHBF} - akkaps upset the marking attempt by Electronic_Renaissance.
4 : 22.29 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 22.35 {CHB} - Sees Test Tickle out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 22.41 {CHB} - Test Tickle gets too far under the ball.
4 : 22.47 {lHFF} - akkaps with the ball now.
4 : 22.53 {lHFF} - Great bump by Electronic_Renaissance. akkaps has not moved.
4 : 23 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance streaming down the ground.
4 : 23.06 {C} - A worm burner to Senor M.
4 : 23.12 {C} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 23.18 {C} - Senor M takes them on.
4 : 23.25 {C} - Crackerjack bump by Jhye Clark 13 on Senor M.
4 : 23.31 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 hits the ground running.
4 : 23.35 {C} - Senor M nearly lost the ability to tie up his shoelaces. Jhye Clark 13 gets done for kicking in danger.
4 : 23.41 {lW} - RonnieRaven wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.47 {CHF} - Boots the ball toward Art Vandelay_.
4 : 23.53 {CHF} - Red mist takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
4 : 24 {rHBF} - With the ball is madman18.
4 : 24.06 {CHB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Red mist.
4 : 24.12 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to por_please_ya.
4 : 24.18 {rW} - Pumps it long for Catsnlakers.
4 : 24.24 {rW} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by RonnieRaven.
4 : 24.3 {lW} - RonnieRaven slowing down the play.
4 : 24.37 {lW} - Free kick against RonnieRaven.
4 : 24.43 {lW} - The Majestic slowing down the play.
4 : 24.49 {C} - He tries to find Jhye Clark 13 with a chip pass.
4 : 24.53 {C} - Spoilt by Senor M.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 7.3.45
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Match Over!

 

[MWPP]

Oh crap, here's the comeback. Hurry up ring the siren.

Fortunately even using the 1 goal per minute ballpark, they'll still fall heartbreakingly short

 

[Dingster]

Why would you do that, you’re winning

It's all about the friends you make along the way.

 

[DemurePrincess]

4 : 19.05 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
4 : 19.17 {lW} - Rankine2Rachele tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 19.23 {rHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 19.28 {rHFF} - Krazy Kris spills the mark.
4 : 19.34 {rHFF} - Quality gather by Krazy Kris.
4 : 19.4 {rHFF} - Krazy Kris bounces the ball.
4 : 19.46 {FF} - Zoops presents.
4 : 19.52 {FF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 19.58 {FB} - kane249 takes off.
4 : 20.04 {FB} - A poor handpass but Millky95 is up to the challenge.
4 : 20.11 {FB} - Millky95 holds MP_ out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
4 : 20.17 {FF} - Zoops signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 20.23 {FF} - Zoops from thirty metres.
4 : 20.3 {FF} - That takes Zoops's goal tally to 1.
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 7.3.45
4 : 20.36 {C} - por_please_ya gets the ball down.
4 : 20.48 {C} - Senor M weaves through the congestion.
4 : 20.52 {C} - Passes to tony by hand.
4 : 20.58 {C} - A quick handpass to Cap.
4 : 21.04 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards guero.
4 : 21.1 {rW} - Over the head of guero.
4 : 21.17 {rW} - guero streaming down the ground.
4 : 21.23 {C} - He kicks sideways towards Senor M.
4 : 21.29 {C} - Great saving mark taken by Jhye Clark 13.
4 : 21.36 {lW} - The Majestic with some space now.
4 : 21.42 {C} - A slick handpass goes to Jhye Clark 13.
4 : 21.47 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 21.53 {CHF} - Jhye Clark 13 touches the ball to the ground.
4 : 22 {CHF} - What a tackle.
4 : 22.06 {lHBF} - Dingster looking for a lead.
4 : 22.1 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to Test Tickle.
4 : 22.16 {rHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 22.23 {rHBF} - akkaps upset the marking attempt by Electronic_Renaissance.
4 : 22.29 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 22.35 {CHB} - Sees Test Tickle out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 22.41 {CHB} - Test Tickle gets too far under the ball.
4 : 22.47 {lHFF} - akkaps with the ball now.
4 : 22.53 {lHFF} - Great bump by Electronic_Renaissance. akkaps has not moved.
4 : 23 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance streaming down the ground.
4 : 23.06 {C} - A worm burner to Senor M.
4 : 23.12 {C} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 23.18 {C} - Senor M takes them on.
4 : 23.25 {C} - Crackerjack bump by Jhye Clark 13 on Senor M.
4 : 23.31 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 hits the ground running.
4 : 23.35 {C} - Senor M nearly lost the ability to tie up his shoelaces. Jhye Clark 13 gets done for kicking in danger.
4 : 23.41 {lW} - RonnieRaven wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.47 {CHF} - Boots the ball toward Art Vandelay_.
4 : 23.53 {CHF} - Red mist takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
4 : 24 {rHBF} - With the ball is madman18.
4 : 24.06 {CHB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Red mist.
4 : 24.12 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to por_please_ya.
4 : 24.18 {rW} - Pumps it long for Catsnlakers.
4 : 24.24 {rW} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by RonnieRaven.
4 : 24.3 {lW} - RonnieRaven slowing down the play.
4 : 24.37 {lW} - Free kick against RonnieRaven.
4 : 24.43 {lW} - The Majestic slowing down the play.
4 : 24.49 {C} - He tries to find Jhye Clark 13 with a chip pass.
4 : 24.53 {C} - Spoilt by Senor M.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 7.3.45
=====================================



Match Over!

Wait! That quarter was short I swear

 

[Callums_Guns]

4 : 19.05 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
4 : 19.17 {lW} - Rankine2Rachele tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 19.23 {rHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 19.28 {rHFF} - Krazy Kris spills the mark.
4 : 19.34 {rHFF} - Quality gather by Krazy Kris.
4 : 19.4 {rHFF} - Krazy Kris bounces the ball.
4 : 19.46 {FF} - Zoops presents.
4 : 19.52 {FF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 19.58 {FB} - kane249 takes off.
4 : 20.04 {FB} - A poor handpass but Millky95 is up to the challenge.
4 : 20.11 {FB} - Millky95 holds MP_ out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
4 : 20.17 {FF} - Zoops signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 20.23 {FF} - Zoops from thirty metres.
4 : 20.3 {FF} - That takes Zoops's goal tally to 1.
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 7.3.45
4 : 20.36 {C} - por_please_ya gets the ball down.
4 : 20.48 {C} - Senor M weaves through the congestion.
4 : 20.52 {C} - Passes to tony by hand.
4 : 20.58 {C} - A quick handpass to Cap.
4 : 21.04 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards guero.
4 : 21.1 {rW} - Over the head of guero.
4 : 21.17 {rW} - guero streaming down the ground.
4 : 21.23 {C} - He kicks sideways towards Senor M.
4 : 21.29 {C} - Great saving mark taken by Jhye Clark 13.
4 : 21.36 {lW} - The Majestic with some space now.
4 : 21.42 {C} - A slick handpass goes to Jhye Clark 13.
4 : 21.47 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 21.53 {CHF} - Jhye Clark 13 touches the ball to the ground.
4 : 22 {CHF} - What a tackle.
4 : 22.06 {lHBF} - Dingster looking for a lead.
4 : 22.1 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to Test Tickle.
4 : 22.16 {rHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 22.23 {rHBF} - akkaps upset the marking attempt by Electronic_Renaissance.
4 : 22.29 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 22.35 {CHB} - Sees Test Tickle out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 22.41 {CHB} - Test Tickle gets too far under the ball.
4 : 22.47 {lHFF} - akkaps with the ball now.
4 : 22.53 {lHFF} - Great bump by Electronic_Renaissance. akkaps has not moved.
4 : 23 {rHBF} - Electronic_Renaissance streaming down the ground.
4 : 23.06 {C} - A worm burner to Senor M.
4 : 23.12 {C} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 23.18 {C} - Senor M takes them on.
4 : 23.25 {C} - Crackerjack bump by Jhye Clark 13 on Senor M.
4 : 23.31 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 hits the ground running.
4 : 23.35 {C} - Senor M nearly lost the ability to tie up his shoelaces. Jhye Clark 13 gets done for kicking in danger.
4 : 23.41 {lW} - RonnieRaven wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.47 {CHF} - Boots the ball toward Art Vandelay_.
4 : 23.53 {CHF} - Red mist takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
4 : 24 {rHBF} - With the ball is madman18.
4 : 24.06 {CHB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Red mist.
4 : 24.12 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to por_please_ya.
4 : 24.18 {rW} - Pumps it long for Catsnlakers.
4 : 24.24 {rW} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by RonnieRaven.
4 : 24.3 {lW} - RonnieRaven slowing down the play.
4 : 24.37 {lW} - Free kick against RonnieRaven.
4 : 24.43 {lW} - The Majestic slowing down the play.
4 : 24.49 {C} - He tries to find Jhye Clark 13 with a chip pass.
4 : 24.53 {C} - Spoilt by Senor M.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Las Vegas Bears : 13.6.84
East Side Phoenix : 7.3.45
=====================================



Match Over!

 

[philreich]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

LVB SENIORS Vs ESP SENIORS
LVB               4    0        9    2        13   4        13   6    84       
ESP               1    0        1    1        1    2        7    3    45       
LVB        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ESP         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
JoshWooden  0  1  1  2  0  0  1  0  0    7  Billy87      0  0  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   11
kane249     0  6  3  3  0  0  0  0  0   33  Shermy       0  3  1  1  0  0  0  0  0   14
Tandy       0  1  1  1  0  0  1  0  0    5  Itsmyshow    0  3  0  0  0  0  0  2  1   22
Electronic  0  6  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   37  madman18     0  7  10 9  0  2  0  0  0   71
Test Tickl  0  8  5  6  1  0  0  0  0   55  Red mist     0  4  3  6  0  0  0  0  0   33
Dingster    0  9  4  7  1  1  1  0  0   55  Wise Guy S   0  7  3  5  2  0  1  0  0   45
guero       0  9  6  8  1  0  1  0  0   62  Catsnlaker   0  2  1  0  0  0  0  0  0    9
Senor M     0  13 2  8  2  3  1  0  0   69  Jhye Clark   0  9  8  6  0  0  3  0  0   54
RonnieRave  0  8  4  13 2  1  1  2  0   80  The Majest   0  12 1  10 0  0  0  0  0   59
Jezmiester  0  4  4  4  0  0  0  1  0   38  Krazy Kris   0  2  4  5  0  1  1  0  0   26
Art Vandel  0  5  1  3  2  0  0  1  0   38  DemurePrin   0  4  0  4  1  0  1  0  0   21
Matera92    0  3  3  6  2  0  2  0  0   32  akkaps       0  2  0  3  1  0  0  0  0   16
I Dont Car  0  2  0  0  0  0  0  2  0   18  Drunkgolia   0  3  0  0  0  0  0  2  1   22
JoseMourin  0  4  0  0  1  0  0  3  1   35  Zoops        0  5  2  3  1  1  0  1  0   38
MWPP        0  5  0  0  0  0  0  2  3   30  thewizardm   0  2  0  0  0  0  0  2  0   18
Cap         8  9  0  7  3  1  1  0  0   59  por_please   9  6  0  3  4  1  1  0  1   48
Millky95    0  7  0  4  9  4  2  0  1   64  MP_          0  6  0  7  6  3  2  0  0   53
tony        0  5  0  4  1  0  1  2  1   37  Rankine2Ra   0  7  0  6  1  3  0  0  0   40
RookiePick  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Callums_Gu   0  4  2  5  0  1  1  0  0   26
Tommycash   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  jackenny     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

            LVB   ESP
Hitouts   : 8    9 
Kicks     : 105  88 
Marks     : 37   36 
Handballs : 81   77 
Tackles   : 25   16 
Frees For : 10   12 
Frees Ag. : 12   10 
Smothers  : 0    0 
Ironouts  : 6    8 
Inside50  : 13   12 
Goals     : 13   7 
Behinds   : 6    3

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
6.45 - Goal to thewizardmelon (ESP) - ESP by 6 point(s).
10.34 - Goal to tony (LVB) - scores level.
11.21 - Goal to RonnieRaven (LVB) - LVB by 6 point(s).
13.29 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 12 point(s).
20.54 - Goal to JoseMourinho (LVB) - LVB by 18 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.12 - Behind to por_please_ya (ESP) - LVB by 17 point(s).
4.37 - Behind to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 18 point(s).
5.31 - Behind to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 19 point(s).
7.55 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 25 point(s).
9.2 - Goal to I Dont Care (LVB) - LVB by 31 point(s).
11.09 - Goal to RonnieRaven (LVB) - LVB by 37 point(s).
19.48 - Goal to JoseMourinho (LVB) - LVB by 43 point(s).
24.14 - Goal to tony (LVB) - LVB by 49 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.42 - Behind to Itsmyshow (ESP) - LVB by 48 point(s).
4.19 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 54 point(s).
5 - Behind to tony (LVB) - LVB by 55 point(s).
5.43 - Goal to I Dont Care (LVB) - LVB by 61 point(s).
16.4 - Goal to JoseMourinho (LVB) - LVB by 67 point(s).
19.17 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 68 point(s).
20.48 - Goal to Jezmiester40 (LVB) - LVB by 74 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.12 - Behind to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 75 point(s).
1.46 - Behind to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 76 point(s).
5.06 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - LVB by 70 point(s).
9.2 - Goal to Drunkgoliath (ESP) - LVB by 64 point(s).
11.19 - Behind to Drunkgoliath (ESP) - LVB by 63 point(s).
11.56 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - LVB by 57 point(s).
13.56 - Goal to thewizardmelon (ESP) - LVB by 51 point(s).
19.05 - Goal to Drunkgoliath (ESP) - LVB by 45 point(s).
20.36 - Goal to Zoops (ESP) - LVB by 39 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

LVB
kane249              0 (On) Total : 100%
JoshWoodenSpoon      0 (On) Total : 100%
Tommycash            0 (On) 85.25 (Off) Total : 85%
Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) Total : 100%
Test Tickle          0 (On) Total : 100%
Dingster             0 (On) Total : 100%
guero                0 (On) Total : 100%
Tandy                0 (On) 9.22 (Off) 85.25 (On) Total : 24%
RonnieRaven          0 (On) Total : 100%
Jezmiester40         0 (On) Total : 100%
Art Vandelay_        0 (On) Total : 100%
Matera92             0 (On) Total : 100%
I Dont Care          0 (On) Total : 100%
JoseMourinho         0 (On) Total : 100%
MWPP                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Cap                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Millky95             0 (On) Total : 100%
Senor M              0 (On) 6.15 (Off) 9.22 (On) Total : 96%
RookiePick           0 (Off) Total : 0%
tony                 0 (Off) 6.15 (On) Total : 92%

ESP
Catsnlakers          0 (On) 4.07 (Off) 62.08 (On) Total : 42%
Shermy               0 (On) Total : 100%
Zoops                0 (On) Total : 100%
madman18             0 (On) Total : 100%
Red mist             0 (On) Total : 100%
Wise Guy Sam         0 (On) Total : 100%
Callums_Guns         0 (On) 62.08 (Off) Total : 62%
Jhye Clark 13        0 (On) Total : 100%
The Majestic         0 (On) Total : 100%
Krazy Kris           0 (On) Total : 100%
DemurePrincess       0 (On) Total : 100%
akkaps               0 (On) Total : 100%
Drunkgoliath         0 (On) Total : 100%
Itsmyshow            0 (On) Total : 100%
thewizardmelon       0 (On) Total : 100%
por_please_ya        0 (On) Total : 100%
MP_                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Rankine2Rachele      0 (On) Total : 100%
Billy87              0 (Off) 4.07 (On) Total : 94%
jackenny             0 (Off) Total : 0%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Red mist and Art Vandelay_ were well-matched - there was no victor. - 87m from 12 to 99.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, MWPP exposed Billy87's frailties. - 66m from 10 to 76.
• Bordering on a training run, RonnieRaven massacred Callums_Guns. - 55m from 4 to 59.
• In an epic battle, por_please_ya either broke even with Cap or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• While very slim pickings for both players, RonnieRaven had the better of Catsnlakers. - 35m from 64 to 99.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Test Tickle gave DemurePrincess a hiding. - 96m from 1 to 97.
• In quite a tussle, Dingster came out tops over the brave Krazy Kris. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Drunkgoliath gave Tandy a lesson. - 8m from 86 to 94.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Drunkgoliath and Tommycash were hard to separate - though Drunkgoliath was slightly more effective. - 0m from 84 to 84.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Electronic_Renaissance won the bout with akkaps. - 90m from 8 to 98.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Zoops massacred I Dont Care. - 45m from 18 to 63.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Itsmyshow and kane249 were well-matched - there was no victor. - 62m from 26 to 88.
• In quite a display, Wise Guy Sam won the bout with Jezmiester40. - 77m from 12 to 89.
• In a resume-material performance, Senor M won the bout with Jhye Clark 13. - 89m from 9 to 98.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Jhye Clark 13 was easily the winner in the clash with Tandy. - 5m from 0 to 5.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, JoseMourinho won the bout with Shermy. - 57m from 20 to 77.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, JoshWoodenSpoon did a demolition job on thewizardmelon. - 82m from 6 to 88.
• In quite a display, madman18 won the bout with Matera92. - 89m from 10 to 99.
• In an epic battle, MP_ did well against Millky95. - 95m from 3 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Senor M and Rankine2Rachele - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 4m from 1 to 5.
• In a resume-material performance, tony exposed Rankine2Rachele's frailties. - 93m from 6 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, guero had the better of The Majestic. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, kane249 did well against Zoops. - 2m from 93 to 95.

 

[MWPP]

Thanks for the week Phoenix and for posting philreich

Can't believe we won a triple milestone game and finally snapped our losing streak
Special thanks to tony and co. for that amazing team thread writeup too
Now to Test Tickle 's showers for a much needed postmatch recovery...

 

[Chipmunk]

The sim is rigged

And when I say rigged I mean this match was played before today and just being posted. This isn’t a live game.

 

[tony]

4 : 24.53 {C} - Spoilt by Senor M.

Fitting end to the game. Well done Senor M

 

[Art Vandelay_]

JoshWoodenSpoon I expect a 2000 word dossier on the performance of the defence in that last quarter by twenty one hundred hours tonight.

The first 3 quarters is irrelevant to me.
Extra credit will be doled out if you can somehow blame it on our bumbling 300 gamer half forward.

 

[por_please_ya]

 

[RonnieRaven]

 

[Dingster]

No shortage of post match donuts. Thanks Tommycash RookiePick jackenny

 

[por_please_ya]

Wait! That quarter was short I swear

RIGGGGGGGGGGGGED

 

[DemurePrincess]

I seriously hating eating my words…

BUT cracking game Bears. You were all over us like a ******* rash and I’m assuming that’s what will appear 2 weeks after we leave here.

Thanks for a fun week
Much love.

Oh. Congrats on the win ya bunch of stuffed campaigners

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Two frees against and no scoreboard impact.
I expect your resignation by twenty one hundred hours tonight Matera92

 

[Chipmunk]

No shortage of post match donuts. Thanks Tommycash RookiePick jackenny

I mean you can’t blame the last 2 with 0% TOG

Tommycash 85% TOG



Yeah mate, this team can do nothing without me. We’re winning innit. Fancy a Maccas and then Netflix and chill?

 

[RonnieRaven]

Bordering on a training run, RonnieRaven massacred Callums_Guns. - 55m from 4 to 59.



While very slim pickings for both players, RonnieRaven had the better of Catsnlakers. - 35m from 64 to 99.

 

[Dingster]

I mean you can’t blame the last 2 with 0% TOG

Tommycash 85% TOG

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Yeah mate, this team can do nothing without me. We’re winning innit. Fancy a Maccas and then Netflix and chill?

Classic tommy!

Thanks for an enjoyable week Phoenix and I look forward to the replay philreich