Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 7 - Roys FFC v Mount Buller Demons @ Brunswick Junction Oval

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Yakker get back to me you gutless campaigner.
Yes captain how may I assist
 

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Here it is. It was originally apparently a response to a post from Footypie32 in ... get this, a Mt Buller Demons v Roys FFC match in Season 14. [post link]

Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, any goals.

Any goals, or even just bein' in attack,
From set shot or snapped from a pack, any goals,
Despite all our strivin', bombin' high or stabbin' low,
The ball just won't ******* go.
Though opportunities abound,
Even kicking it off the ground is just a big fat no.

We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, any goals.
We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, any goals.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. Any goals. Goals, goals, goals, goals.

Any goals, give us half a ******* chance,
Just hoof it in the air and pray for where it lands, any goals.
Getting boot to ball in a panic, hoping one will dribble through,
But you know it ain't going to.
At training we've got aiming honed,
But as soon as the side's on the park it's a big * you.

We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, any goals.
We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, any goals.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals.

Ahhhrgh any goals, let alone post-high,
A torp just shy, fading poorly. Why?

Through traffic, Worm-burner, arrogant tackle-spurner, out-of-midair, stunner pls any goals.
Checkside, lucky bouncer, pack mark crumb pouncer, still-in-it announcer, pls any goals.

Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals. We'd love 'em, we'd love 'em, we'd love 'em.
Any goals, any goals, any goals, any goals.

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It's criminal you were never nominated for a ARIA.
 

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