Prediction So how many weeks for Hurn

How many weeks for Hurn


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Michael Christian on Monday
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I agree with the sentiment that this should be no case to answer

But, what is going to cook us will be the medical report

AFL house needs to maintain the illusion that footy is a soft, gentle contact sport that anyone can play so Mum and Dads keep enrolling their children in Auskick. Any collision that results in a concussion, however soft, will be penalised

He will get a week, and watch for Michael Christian to use the oft utilised line of lawyer speak "duty of care" in his findings to try to validate the penalty
Tribunal night will be exceptionally delicious. Like Olivers flop on Schofield type of delicious.
 

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He should get a 1yr ban from Here2tellyouwhy touching his magnificent thighs.

Two people need to suffer for this crime against humanity.
 
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Shannon Hurn did not correctly take into account Honeychurch's weight when he braced his quad as hard as he did. He needed to go at 75%RPE for that contest. Christian will factor that in for 1-2 weeks.
 
Pricktorians will make sure he gets something

Christian is a Sandgroper.... Which really helped us out with Nic Nat. Maybe he'll balance the ledger this time.

Honestly does anyone have any idea? Going on the MRO's (Honestly a brilliant bit of branding. An initialism that makes it sound like an actual officiating body is deciding and not Judge MC) findings this year it's likely that Hurn will get.... Ahh who the hell knows.

Fortunately the tribunal seems a bit more consistent. Hopefully will be zero. It's not Hurn's fault Honeychurch ran into a Maytag.
 
Hurn failed to account for the wind. This affected the velocity that Honeychurch propelled himself forward with which caused Hurns miscalculation in speed/height/weight when he tensed his body for contact. What he needed to do was to allow Honeychurch to headbut him in the sternum and get hurt.
 
Nek minit, Honeychurch gets 1 week for headbutting Hurns beautiful thighs:drunk:

Christian: We must protect a players thighs and looking at Mr Hurns glorious thighs, this was the easiest decision in my life.

Hurn gets off, Christian is confirmed as illuminati and Honeychurch can finally go back to church.
 
Intentional - didnt move out the way.
High - head contact.
Severe - stretchered off.

Tribunal date incoming. 3 weeks as per Nyhuis.
 
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