Toast The Jeremy McGovern love thread

[Falco]

Edited for future accuracy.

Pony up a third rounder and we might be able to get him home.

 

[Ochre]

There was a man named Gov
Who the Eagles board did love
We all got an erection
When he marked another interception.
Not enough words rhyme with Gov.

 

[Ochre]

#McLovernforMcGovern

 

[HoneyBadger35]

McGovern soars high
Ruggedly crashing the pack
Comes down with my heart

 

[Carbine Chaos]

M...is for the way he moves...young me...
C...is for the only one...I see...
G...is greatly, greatly...pack-crash extraordinary...

...now...

OVERN...is the oven where, my heart it melts when he is there...

...cause...

McLovern is all...that I can give...to you...
McLovern...he takes a hang on one...or two...
Finals! With Guv we can make it!
Spring with your legs, but please don't break them!

Guv...was made for me and you!

 

[Ochre]

How can you just leave us grandstanding?
Alone in a board that's so cold (So cold)
Maybe we're just too demanding
Maybe you're just like Chris Masten too slow
Maybe you're just like my mother
We're never satisfied (We're never satisfied)
Why do we scream at you, Priddis?
Cause this is what it sounds like
When Gov flies

 

[QS]

There was a man named Gov
Who the Eagles board did love
We all got an erection
When he marked another interception.
Not enough words rhyme with Gov.

Glove? Love? Bruv?

 

[pantskyle]

Went to watch football but there was a mcgovern > Jizz in my pants
Dangerous ball into the backline but there was mcgovern > Jizz in my pants
Pack of 20 players with a high ball comin in but there was a pack mark by mcgovern > Jizz in my pants
Mcgovern kicks it 55 metres to the tit of a player and it goes end to end for a goal > Jizz in my pants
Mcgovern, Mcgovern, Mcgovern > Jizz, Jizz, Jizz.

That was you? I woke up all sticky.

 

[pantskyle]

Would let him impregnate my wife, hell I'd be cheering.

#McLovernforMcGovern

Sure when Gov does it you cheer but when I do it you call the police.

 

[Sweet Jesus]

McGovern soars high
Ruggedly crashing the pack
Comes down with my heart

Haiku. Nice.

 

[Matera92]

'But...you didn't do anything?!'

 

[Matera92]

Sure when Gov does it you cheer but when I do it you call the police.

I don't want no ginger kids running around.

 

[pantskyle]

'But...you didn't do anything?!'

Didn't he Matera92, didn't he?

 

[Happy Mastenator]

Why isn't this on the main board?

 

[pantskyle]

I don't want no ginger kids running around.

 

[Matera92]

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Damn you...that gif got me right in the feels.

 

[squashface]

McGovern

Makes me jizz
Can someone tell me how tall he is?
Got a Brownlow already!
Oh wait that will be this year
Very good at the footballs
Everyone else are spuds
Remember when he took that mark?
Not as good as Swift tho

McGovern

 

[Spoon_Man]

When first drafted i was like...

But now i'm all like...

 

[JackOutback]

I don't like him.

He makes me question my sexuality just a little too much.

 

[The Dodger]

"Ahh, a McGovern intercept mark...the cosmic ballet...goes on"

"Does anybody want to switch seats?"

 

[flamingEMBERS]

Anyone think he's a serious chance at AA back pocket if he keeps his form up?

 

[Milenko]

Anyone think he's a serious chance at AA back pocket if he keeps his form up?

EFA AA Captain.

 

[pantskyle]

Anyone think he's a serious chance at AA back pocket if he keeps his form up?

A very good chance.

 

[Spoon_Man]

Is Healy still a selector? If so, he's in for sure...

 

[Zuma]

17 games in but Is there a YouTube intercept highlights reel yet?