karencatsfan
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Are you 'housetrained' (see above
)?Maybe it's the location? I don't see Canberra as being a happening place-maybe I'm waaayyyy off though!!
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)?Maybe it's the location? I don't see Canberra as being a happening place-maybe I'm waaayyyy off though!!
Its more being an ugly, old, fat, bald, total slob, sad act, whose only redeeming feature is being honest enough to recognise he has no other redeeming feature.Are you 'housetrained' (see above
Maybe it's the location? I don't see Canberra as being a happening place-maybe I'm waaayyyy off though!!
Canberra isn't a particularly happening place, but at my age I'm past "happening" anyway. Not that I was much different when younger and in Melbourne. And, no, despite many years of fending for myself I can't cook and can't be bothered cleaning.
johncat
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Definitely unintentional.I think you just stole every refined gentlemans profile.
Have never looked at online dating sites let alone created a profile.
Pivo
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More poetry required.I think you just stole every refined gentlemans profile.
cats23
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I didn't think it was visible as far north as Melbourne. Bummed to have missed it.
This would make an interesting dating profile, no poetry needed.
Girls may well respond, thinking you were taking the mickey with a good sense of humour.
Pivo
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There is a social experiment waiting to happen.
karencatsfan
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If I was being honest, I'd reply to a 'slobby' dating profile before a hammed up poetry one, just because I'm naturally a bit paranoid and would think the latter was def hiding something.
Make an RSVP profile and see how it goes Pivo.
Make an RSVP profile and see how it goes Pivo.
Pivo
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Yeah, I could see that going down really well with the better half.
"But honey, it was an experiment, honest."
"But honey, it was an experiment, honest."
Definitely unintentional.
Have never looked at online dating sites let alone created a profile.
i was joking, and lumping myself in the "refined gentleman" group.
long walks on the beach followed by a moonlight dinner?
Pivo
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I ask myself that hourly!!
Not knowing why must be a bitch. I know why, and mostly have learned to accept it. There has been nobody for ages and never will be again, and I'm fine with that for the most part (as in for many years at a stretch). Just not at the moment ... but I won't go into that here (see the depression thread, as it is really feeding that illness badly).
I'm definitely hiding something Saucy KIf I was being honest, I'd reply to a 'slobby' dating profile before a hammed up poetry one, just because I'm naturally a bit paranoid and would think the latter was def hiding something.
Make an RSVP profile and see how it goes Pivo.
karencatsfan
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Are you sure about that?
Maybe in time things will change for you, I hope so anyway.
OK, give us some poetry and I'll tell you if it's genuine!!!I'm definitely hiding something Saucy K
Joking, I think romance poetry (apart from roses are red type ones) would be one of the hardest things to write.
karencatsfan
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How about you chunkychicken-any blossoming romance in your life? I need to read a success story.The poor match making thread... where sweet, but lonely cats girls went to look for decent, well to do non-cats fans
There is NO WAY you'd have to resort to dating websites unless by choice JC.Definitely unintentional.
Have never looked at online dating sites let alone created a profile.
You're what us girls call 'sex on a stick'.
(I have had the pleasure of meeting JC irl and he's lovely
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Willo_
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We'll find love for you yet TM!!
Willo_
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Unlimited fireworks and pr0n Kaz... you could have a wow of a timeAre you 'housetrained' (see above
Maybe it's the location? I don't see Canberra as being a happening place-maybe I'm waaayyyy off though!!
Pivo
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i had to google it...looks like a better scienceworks.
Big Tom 2013
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Many years ago a few mates and I drove to Canberra for both those items.
Not a dating profile, but check out the list of this guy's no-no's;Make an RSVP profile and see how it goes Pivo.
Wonder what type of girl would please this bloke.
Willo_
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Wonder what type of girl would please this bloke.
cats23
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Exactly Willo, but I was gonna post a more subtle example of this guy's perfect match...Wonder what type of girl would please this bloke.
My friend and I took the long drive back from northern NSW to visit Canberra for Questacon-was amazing.Many years ago a few mates and I drove to Canberra for both those items.
(and no, we didn't load the car with fireworks or pr0n!)
>95% sure. And, apart from right now (and that is about one woman who would be a terrible match anyway) I'm fine with that. That part of my life is over, and never really happened to any noteable extent.Are you sure about that?
Maybe in time things will change for you, I hope so anyway.
I only really look at these threads for a laugh - except on this occasion I've been a downer. Ah well, time for more medication. And maybe start matching those who are matchable.
nah, i know why...just have to correct it.
