Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[manureid]

I know people in the cricket circles and they claim back at the Redbacks before Cossie went to Tassie he used to drive to KFC in the lunch break of tests.

Cricketers box no doubt.. or 4. Do kfc still do those i wonder?

 

[malcheski]

I know people in the cricket circles and they claim back at the Redbacks before Cossie went to Tassie he used to drive to KFC in the lunch break of tests.

Main thing I heard was the excess of fast food wrappers and soft drink bottles strewn across the room whilst in the academy - had the most unfair natural talent advantage I've ever seen from a junior cricketer yet failed to capitalise fully.

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[TheFVK]

I remember Cossie on stage at flashies 1am judging the bikini contest #athlete

 

[Janus]

What the **** is that pose, ******* campaigner.

It's the "The photographer has just asked me to put my hand up to my face to hide the double chin/excess skin that I'm pissed off he noticed I have, so I'm going to hit McDonald's on the way home to eat through my pain" pose

 

[Steve Dore]

 

[LFC2010]

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you cant make this s**t up. ROFL!

 

[Doctor Feel]

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Wait hang on. They got his name wrong, and the structure of the sentence wrong in a way that makes it look like he has played 43 games this season.

 

[Steve Dore]

Wait hang on. They got his name wrong, and the structure of the sentence wrong in a way that makes it look like he has played 43 games this season.

I bet you scored really well in NAPLAN.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I bet you scored really well in NAPLAN.

No.

 

[philreich]

I know people in the cricket circles and they claim back at the Redbacks before Cossie went to Tassie he used to drive to KFC in the lunch break of tests.

Tassie certainly got the best out of him. He was a spud before he left SA, won at least 1 Shield for Tassie, and then reverted to spud mode when he came back.

 

[Far Kern]

I bet you scored really well in NAPLAN.

Education Minister Simon Birmingham looked very much like he was going to get this wrong on The Project last night before pulling his brain cells out of the fire:



The correct answer is E. I am a talentless party mouthpiece, this wasn't on the run sheet.

 

[finbarr]

I'd have thought "Cossie" was your quintessential fat slob cricketer.

 

[Steve Dore]

Education Minister Simon Birmingham looked very much like he was going to get this wrong on The Project last night before pulling his brain cells out of the fire:

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The correct answer is E. I am a talentless party mouthpiece, this wasn't on the run sheet.

Simon Birmingham ran unsuccessfully for the federal seat of Hindmarsh in which I live at the 2004 election. Quite an unimpressive little man.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Turbo Fruchoctopian

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The bloke who has a TV show promoting SA then tweets he is in Nurioopta

 

[Doctor Feel]

The bloke who has a TV show promoting SA then tweets he is in Nurioopta

Nuri is in SA?

 

[DaTBird187]

The bloke who has a TV show promoting SA then tweets he is in Nurioopta

Spell my hometown right ya mug!!

**shakes fist**

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Nuri is in SA?

Nuriootpa is, not Nurioopta

 

[Doctor Feel]

IT'S LONDONDERRY NOT LONDON DERRY.

 

[Steve Dore]

Nuriootpa is, not Nurioopta

A "sic" after your deliberate misspelling and I may have got it

 

[Garibaldi Red]

A "sic" after your deliberate misspelling and I may have got it

Apologies

 

[Steve Dore]

Apologies

Maybe I should have given you more credit for being able to spell.

 

[VineValerian]

Spell my hometown right ya mug!!

**shakes fist**

Gimmee an N
Gimmee a U
Gimmee an R
Gimmee an I
Gimmee an O - O - P - T - A

N-U-U-U-U-R-I-O-O-O-PTAH (Tossers!)

Go the Blockies

 

[Doctor Feel]

Brtoher

 

[LukeSA]

Brtoher

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Maybe they meant "big Bertha"


Mod note: Part 5 continues here.