Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Confuscius]

Smithers: Mr Burns, I think he's dead

Burns: Oh dear... Send a ham to his widow

Homer's Spirit: Mmmmm, Ham

*Returns to Homer's body*

Smithers: No wait... He's alive!

Burns: Oh good. Cancel the ham

Homer: Doh!

 

[crazyman27]

They're the shitty new episodes though.

Yea as soon as I saw it was a new one (new intro) I turned it off.

 

[XFactor1979]

 

[XFactor1979]

"Is there a chance the track could bend?"

 

[smiddy9]

"Is there a chance the track could bend?"

Not in your life my hindu friend
What about us brain dead slobs
Youll be given cushy jobs
Were you sent here by the devil
No good sir im on the level!!
Monorail monorail monorail

But Main streets still all cracked and broken
Sorry mom the mob has spoken

Monorail Monorail mono....doh

 

[XFactor1979]

Kent: Kent Brockman here for a follow-up with Springfield's favourite hard-luck family, the Simpsons. Folks, any words for the Christmas thief if he's watching?
Homer: Eh, yes… Kent. Uh, hello… jerk. We may never find you, and we should probably all stop looking. But one thing's for sure… you do exist.
Kent: Strong words, strong bewildering words.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

They're the shitty new episodes though.

Yes, that devastated me, I could only get a quarter of the way through the episode before I changed the channel to Back to the Future 2

 

[Marlowe]

Homer: "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou art sure no craven"
Narrator: I said,
Homer: Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore -- Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Narrator: Quoth the Raven
Bart/Raven: Eat my shorts!

 

[Warner_Bros_FC]

5:45 - "Coming up on the clock channel: 6:00"

ROFL.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[WeetBixKid]

"Don't cry for me ... I'm already dead"

 

[Byron_Clanger]

"Don't cry for me ... I'm already dead"

 

[XFactor1979]

"Don't cry for me ... I'm already dead"

the scary thing is, most arthouse/ indie films are of the same style as Barney's movie...

 

[ioppolo]

"Don't cry for me ... I'm already dead"

"Did something crawl down your throat and die!?"

"It didn't die"

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

WRP Guy: Tell you what, Mr. Simpson, from now on your name is Homer Thompson,at Terror Lake.Let's just practice a bit, hmmmm? So when I say hello Mr. Thompson, you say hi.
Homer: Check!
WRP Guy: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly]
WRP Guy: [pause]
WRP Guy: Now, remember, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha!
WRP Guy: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly]
[hours pass by]
WRP Guy: Argh... Now when I say hello Mr. Thompson and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
No problem.
[stepping hard on Homer's foot]
Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly]
Homer: I think he's talking to you.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Come on in, it's your master bedroom!

 

[kane249]

 

[Super Hans]

DENTAL PLAN

LISA NEEDS BRACES

DENTAL PLAN

LISA NEEDS BRACES

DENTAL PLAN

LISA NEEDS BRACES

DENTAL PLAN

LISA NEEDS BRACES

DENTAL PLAN

LISA NEEDS BRACES

DENTAL PLAN

LISA NEEDS BRACES


Good luck getting that out of your heads at work tomorrow, hombres.

 

[d33my]

5:45 - "Coming up on the clock channel: 6:00"

Wait, I already saw this one.

 

[Walesy]

Come on in, it's your master bedroom!

Floor feels a little gritty here...

 

[Footscrazy]

 

[Smoooothy]

one of the best sight gags the simpsons ever did, up there with the kegelsiser from futurama

 

[Cleavy]

Floor feels a little gritty here...

yeah, we ran out of floorboards, so we just painted the dirt. Pretty clever!

 

[d33my]

Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish
to the eyes of others.
Ned: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh, thanks for
dropping by!
Foster: Hmm. He's not responding. [into microphone] Proceed to level 2
antagonism.
[slides down partition]
Homer: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
Ned: Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Heh heh. [partition
slides up] Ooh! Thanks for dropping by!
Foster: Ah, he's still repressing. [into microphone] Maximum hostility
factor.
[slide down partition]
Homer: I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.
Now that's psychiatry!

 

[Sunny_]

Has anyone been watching the episodes that have resumed on Channel 10 at 6pm? They're all the new ones.

It's a little weird. When the Simpsons was on channel 11, they were always just the old episodes. Seasons 1-8 or so. Now they only seem to be showing episodes from season 15+. Very weird to not be watching episodes I haven't seen before.