Welcome to the Temple of All that is Ayce – Tread carefully and DON’T BREAK THE TEMPLE!

[Dazb86]

Will this week be the week he gets a kick this season? He could do the double and take a mark AND a kick.

Exciting times.

 

[Next Waiting]

Aycexual tension - being in close proximity to the object of one's desires but never touching it

 

[BRWB]

Aycesexual tension - being in close proximity to the object of one's desires but never touching it

Like a ball?

 

[the dog's kennel]

This is a fun thread - I love our hangman's humour about tonight's selection news. And I hate to be a wet blanket by introducing some serious talk.

But if anyone has heard anything about the real reason Will is out for Ayce, I'd love to hear it. There's got to be something going on.

 

[Next Waiting]

It's all fun and games now but I worry that at the end of the first qtr we'll be pleading with sauce Jacobs

 

[acker]

Never been a better opportunity for Ayce to put his stamp on a game in the Ruck - no Minson or Campbell only Boyd likely to give him a rest.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Dannnnnnnnnn, it's happening.

Let's get #aycexual to the top.

 

[bresker]

Never been a better opportunity for Ayce to put his stamp on a game in the Ruck - no Minson or Campbell only Boyd likely to give him a rest.

Why would one of the league's premier ruckmen/players need a rest?

It will be Jacobs needing a rest after Sunday.

#aycexual
#aycesexualhealing
#letsmakelovetonight

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

The world must know of our lifestyle choice.

#aycexual

 

[Dale4captain]

I've joined the movement. #aycexual

 

[BRWB]

#aycexual

I'm in...

Did that sound wrong?

 

[Wizard17]

Won't go above #lolnorf but whatever lets get this thing going

#aycexual

 

[Unorth]

#Aycesexual is trending?

I guess I's all going A.Cordy-ng to plan...

 

[Dav1d]

#aycexual
ftw

 

[Fossie 32]

Ayce Unleashed

Time until Sunday, 26 April 2015 at 4:40:00 PM (Melbourne time)
0
days
16
hours
49
minutes
41
seconds

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdow...=152&fg1=ff605a&fg2=80c2da&msg=Ayce+Unleashed

 

[Cori]

PUMPED
(AND DRUNK)

 

[Bont2Bruce]

I didn't believe it the first time I saw it, but in the first passage of play on this video, Ayce takes a mark with his arms outstretched.

A little spark of hope has been ignited.

http://www.afl.com.au/video?guid=653149

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

I got two pale hands up against the window pane
I'm shaking with the heat of my need again
It starts in my feet, reverbs up to my brain
I look like an unco dinosaur, trying to reverse the gain
I'm looking down to the street below
There's nothing in the way they move to show
They too, know what I knew
They too hunger for the beast below
Listening to the radio I feel so out of place
There's a certain something missing that the treble can't erase
I know you can tell just by looking at my face
A word about my weakness
I'm totally addicted to Ayce
Wow woah ho
Totally addicted to Ayce
Wow woah ho

(Wow woah ho)

There's nothing I can do to be cool
I don't sleep till I've had my fuel
It frustrates if I am deprived
A hunger that grates from deep inside
I feel like I'm doing time
Imprisoned by dependence on a rhythm sublime
In my mind I must overcome the need to define
The solitary silence of a faceless crime

Standing by the stereo I'm feeling so alone
My back against a speaker and I'm moving on my own
Surrounded by so many and they're staring at my face
They're picking up my problem
Totally addicted to Ayce
Wow woah ho
Totally addicted to Ayce
Wow woah ho

Your Ayceline is shooting up my spine
Wow woah ho
Your Ayceline has got me feeling fine
It's filling up my mind

Sunrise at my window, I look down on the street
Ruckmen I see everywhere, the ball between their feet
Suddenly I realise in a look that I was wrong
Everybody's groovin' to their own song
Down at the scene below
There's something in the way they move to show
They too, know what I know
They too hunger for the beast below

Rhythm's running over me to wash away my fears
The backbeat of humanity sweetens my tears
There's something that's connected us down throughout the years
No need to feel so lonely, everyone's addicted to Ayce
Wow woah ho
Everyone's addicted to Ayce
Wow woah ho

 

[Fossie 32]

Catchy

 

[Dazb86]

I hope the Aycehole gets a few touches today.

 

[GreatSouthWest]

#willwontridewithayce

 

[Wocka]

..it's good to see we've moved on from "Maccas Kool Aid"

Introducing our 2015 beverage "Ayce Cordyal" 7 years in the making.


....sorry .... I think the horse is dead.

 

[Some Idiot]

..it's good to see we've moved on from "Maccas Kool Aid"

Introducing our 2015 beverage "Ayce Cordyal" 7 years in the making.


....sorry .... I think the horse is dead.

I sort of thought about making an "Ayce Cordy, Our Taskmaster" avatar but I couldn't find good enough images to make it work.

#aycexual

 

[GreatSouthWest]

I sort of thought about making an "Ayce Cordy, Our Taskmaster" avatar but I couldn't find good enough images to make it work.

#aycexual

'Ayce Cordy - Our Unquestionable Mind-Controlling Overlord'

#aycemmetrical

 

[Dazb86]

'Ayce Cordy - Our Unquestionable Mind-Controlling Overlord'

#aycemmetrical

Have you ever heard about Cordyceps? They are a form on funghi that infects then mind controls a host... You might be onto something...

Perhaps the coach is Ayces puppet?