What was he really saying?

[BundyJack]

All sing
Twinkle twinkle little cash pot
We bought into Alma ready or not
One sixth for Danger,
One sixth for Tex
One sixth for the cute one, who got big pecks.

 

[JP Sauce]

After months of contract negotiations, threats of trades and free agency walk-outs, hundreds of media interviews, articles, press-conferences and endless speculation...

It turns out all the lads really wanted was more balloons.

 

[FAITH]

SMILING ASSASSINS

 

[knobby]

Tex: Did you hear that rumour of Port chasing me @ $1m a year for 5 years
Rory: Yeah almost as good as the one of St Kilda chasing me
Tex: No amount of money would see me play for them, I'd play at the crows for free instead
Rory: Yeah I hear ya bro, same for me
Paddy: So do I spell it re-signing or resigning ??? I can never make my mind up

Rucci (of camera): Hello Boys
T, R & P: oh f*&k here we go
Rucci scribbles on notepad - "Tex going to Port for nothing, Sloane to Saints for DP1, Dangerfield resigning or re-signing I cant be sure, but Geelong want him to act more mature about it.

 

[Stone Sour]

We just got Sando sacked, party time. We're so excited and we just can't hide it. We are about to lose control and I think we like it.

 

[Moonwatcher]

PD: Are you looking at us Moonwatcher?!!!
RS: I think he's looking at us Danger!
TW: lol at this guy!

 

[Allefgib]

Saucey you're up.

 

[JP Sauce]

 

[Stone Sour]

"And that's how i became a ninja and kicked everyone's ass"
" Not another ninja story"
" Umm don't we have a game to win Sando?"

 

[knobby]

Sando: At Geelong .....
Laird: Is that a bald spot
Sloane: Yeah I think you're right Lairdy
Dougy: Sorry wasnt listening
Pods: Sweet, long term deal coming
Lynch & Jenkins: of FFS

 

[DroppingTheBall]

Now I want you to stay in two columns, and march down that race with your heads held high. It was only a 150 point loss.

 

[Mattrox]

"Karate Dog, my ar$e"

 

[Allefgib]

You guys finding it hot today?? Must be at least 15 degrees!!

 

[Moonwatcher]

Sando: Sometimes you gotta watch your back like this (excited exertion ) ..... or they'll sack you!

 

[SugarShane]

Sando: Holy s**t! Who's this Deledio bloke and when did he rack up 30 touches?

 

[Danoz]

Did anyone see that bird with the plastic boobs? Grr that makes me so angry!

 

[Deaneus!]

Ninjas wins for me.
Stone Sour then JP Sauce then Danoz

 

[JP Sauce]

I tell you boys her breasts must come out to here. It's ridiculous! And Jarryd has played what, 3 games? I just can't stand that kind of attitude!

 

[Smoooothy]

Sando "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!!"

 

[Doc_]

Sando: Have I got a "sack me" sign on my back?

 

[Golumless]

Sando: Now as you all know, i am an excellent coach, and there is this guy on the other team, Deliwho, Dellidoh, Dalideo...
Laird: Do you mean Deledio
Sando: Yes, and with an attitude like that, you are going to be dropped.
Pods: All hail Sando and his glorious regime!

 

[Valentino Dmitri]

Sando: - really need to improve our uncontested disposal efficiency boys. i want you to practice taking possession on the hbf, creating a 3 on 1 and just handballing it amongst yourselves. if you look at the really good sides, their dispos-
Rory Sloane: ...wtf
Rory Laird: Sando, mate. Come on, you can't be here anymore, you got sacked a week ago.
Sando: Rory, isn't it? Nice to meet you.

 

[BundyJack]

who's up guys

 

[Golumless]

who's up guys

Stone Sour

 

[FR0GGY]

who's up guys

Allefgib