Banter Who will be better in 2024? Carlton or Collingwood?

[Wosh]

Mainly here so we can enjoy the LOLs afterwards at the end of 2023, but also an interesting discussion point.

I’m in genuine two minds and can’t call it, but who do you see finishing higher in 2023?

Who is positioned better from a list/team perspective?

Let the games begin…

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[Cleansweep17]

God I hope Blues finish 1 ladder placement higher than the pies because of this contentious free kick. Would be more marvellous than Buckleys premiership cabinet.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

God I hope Blues finish 1 ladder placement higher than the pies because of this contentious free kick. Would be more marvellous than Buckleys premiership cabinet.

They barely got over the line vs the lowly Hawks. I reckon Richmond could finish higher than em

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

God I hope Blues finish 1 ladder placement higher than the pies because of this contentious free kick. Would be more marvellous than Buckleys premiership cabinet.

He got it made by Richo’s carpenter.

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

They barely got over the line vs the lowly Hawks. I reckon Richmond could finish higher than em

The Blues aren’t peaking too early are they?

After not peaking for 29 years….

It’s a looooooong season, timing and luck matters.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

The Blues aren’t peaking too early are they?

After not peaking for 29 years….

It’s a looooooong season, timing and luck matters.

Yep peaking early with our midfield barely firing a shot all season which has been our 1 wood under Voss.

I reckon Walshy coming back in next week might help with that a bit, who are the Pies missing? McStay?

 

[kreuze_missile]

Will Collingwood even make the 8?

Complete rabble barely fell over against one of the spoon contenders.

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Yep peaking early with our midfield barely firing a shot all season which has been our 1 wood under Voss.

I reckon Walshy coming back in next week might help with that a bit, who are the Pies missing? McStay?

How long can we expect him back for?

 

[beerbandit]

My Pie loving father has said he's flatly refusing to watch the game today because he knows theres gonna be 20 of them to even up the ledger

What happened to you as a kid? Fall over and hit your head on a rock?

 

[BennyGFunk]

Collingwood now have the bye after a poor performance, still struggling with their game..

Last thing they need is a rest.. it will make them soft as butter for their next game.

Almost 10/10 weekend, I’ll take a solid 9/10 though

 

[JustaBattler]

Collingwood instilling fear into the heart of...



NOBODY

 

[Cleansweep17]

They barely got over the line vs the lowly Hawks. I reckon Richmond could finish higher than em

Did Naicos get scared from Maynard’s rank haircut? Didn’t see him all day, must have thought a skunk was chasing after him and would wreck his bronzer.

 

[BennyGFunk]

If pies were any good they would have buried hawks by 10 goals like we did last year

 

[beerbandit]

Will Collingwood even make the 8?

Complete rabble barely fell over against one of the spoon contenders.

Nah I agree, I think we will finish 16th-18th.

Blues will be 23-0.

Pies can barely win a game, don’t think they know how to win a flag…..

 

[beerbandit]

If pies were any good they would have buried hawks by 10 goals like we did last year

Are we going to talk about last year?

Where should we start?

 

[Muddiemoose]

Pies looked at sea once Pendles went down
Relying a lot on the old stewards who won’t be along much longer

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Did Naicos get scared from Maynard’s rank haircut? Didn’t see him all day, must have thought a skunk was chasing after him and would wreck his bronzer.

Was that saved in your drafts ready to click send?

The Pies now have the bye, you’ve got a couple of weeks to work on material.

 

[BennyGFunk]

Nah I agree, I think we will finish 16th-18th.

Blues will be 23-0.

Pies can barely win a game, don’t think they know how to win a flag…..

Well we’re 15 from our last 17 starts but I think 23-0 is a little ambitious

Def a force to be reckoned with atm though

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Collingwood now have the bye after a poor performance, still struggling with their game..

Last thing they need is a rest.. it will make them soft as butter for their next game.

Almost 10/10 weekend, I’ll take a solid 9/10 though

That bye is EXACTLY what we need

Need to borrow Ed Curnow's Torquay joint and have full and frank discussions

All good though, could have been a lot worse , next time we play we'll be undefeated for a month

Great game by premiership hero Ginny, what a champ

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[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Pies looked at sea once Pendles went down
Relying a lot on the old stewards who won’t be along much longer

I thought he was already finished?

But we are relying on him…which one is it?

 

[Muddiemoose]

I thought he was already finished?

But we are relying on him…which one is it?

Any team benefits from players who essentially a coach on field making changes and helping direct
Even if they aren’t offering the same output with ball in hand

 

[BennyGFunk]

That bye is EXACTLY what we need

Need to borrow Ed Curnow's Torquay joint and have full and frank discussions

All good though, could have been a lot worse , next time we play we'll be undefeated for a month

Great game by premiership hero Ginny, what a champ

On SM-A225F using BigFooty.com mobile app

Haha yes there is plenty of time for your mob to right your ship

Perhaps you will, perhaps you won’t

I’ll have some fun in the mean time though

 

[carlton_99]

The Blues aren’t peaking too early are they?

After not peaking for 29 years….

It’s a looooooong season, timing and luck matters.

Based on form someone had us 16th so we seem to be doing the opposite of peaking. Should still have plenty of room for improvement

 

[JustaBattler]

I'm thinking of more Poieeze playas peroxided their hair it would show solidarity andd mooore side by sideness...if the peroxide is too much maybe wear wigs...

 

[Cleansweep17]

I thought he was already finished?

But we are relying on him…which one is it?

Both

It’s why you nearly lost to Hawks and started 0-3 thus ruining your flag defence by April. Truely impressive stuff ngl.

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

FastBoth

It’s why you nearly lost to Hawks and started 0-3 thus ruining your flag defence by April. Truely impressive stuff ngl.