- Banned
- #1
Who Am I -
I was born in South Korea as a midget, upon moving to Perth with my family i was lucky enough to find a sport call AFL.
I played for the South Fremantle rednecks then to my disgust i was drafted by the smartest man in football Gerard Neesham. Despite kicking two goals with my first two kicks in AFL football, I failed to make an impression on the Dorkers who regarded me as too slow a runner to be a successful AFL player.
So they delisted me!
I then went on to play for North Melbourne
- 2 Time premeirship player
- All Australian 1999
- North Melbourne F+B
After many years and countless operations the ferals decied to re draft me and increase my pay 100% - I was also eventually made captain.
I now sit on my balcony drink piss every night, dont train and they still continue to place me in the team.
First person to get me will be allowed a pick from the famous faces board.
I was born in South Korea as a midget, upon moving to Perth with my family i was lucky enough to find a sport call AFL.
I played for the South Fremantle rednecks then to my disgust i was drafted by the smartest man in football Gerard Neesham. Despite kicking two goals with my first two kicks in AFL football, I failed to make an impression on the Dorkers who regarded me as too slow a runner to be a successful AFL player.
So they delisted me!
I then went on to play for North Melbourne
- 2 Time premeirship player
- All Australian 1999
- North Melbourne F+B
After many years and countless operations the ferals decied to re draft me and increase my pay 100% - I was also eventually made captain.
I now sit on my balcony drink piss every night, dont train and they still continue to place me in the team.
First person to get me will be allowed a pick from the famous faces board.