Social Off Topic Thread - House of Dastardly Crax

[Teriyakicat]

Don't worry you're looking stupid as well!!!

So you wanna know what "stupid" is? I was just walking past some newly-watered grass and saw how green it was. Started to look a bit closer, wondering if it was perhaps fake grass....

D'oh!!!

 

[Zouz Kitty]

There was time I strutted around this forum dropping gems at will - intervening, postulating, prognosticating with amazing clarity, razor sharpness and cutting wit. Now I hover around the margins. Mired in indecision of whether to attack or defend.

A sad broken poster.

I struggle to use normal font size as I type this.

Time for a new gameplan.

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(See I can't even spell proply. My other master skill is fading).

My Dad taught me that it's 'ploply' + was the master of misspellings, mispronunciations + Malapropisms!

Don't be so hard on yourself allrighty! I marvel at the varying text sizes in your posts, truely the mark of an IT geniess!

+ look at your proweress! Finding a pic of Arnie in a period movie! I've Googled + IMBD'd to know aveil! What was the name of this period movie starring Arnie? Something to do with Johann Sebastian, I get that! But JS was German + Arnie is Austrian!
I do know that Arnie was the surrogate berthma, for HM Queen Marianne of Cyprael's Twin Blankets, their RH's Prince Blanket + Princess Blankette - a miracle of birth, resulting from the marvels of science + technology by Dr FrankenCarol!

Or is the pic from a new movie starring Arnie! Like a return to another time? It's fascinating!!!

 

[Zouz Kitty]

too rich for my blood. she wants one sure, but she sold her 5d mk II a few months back and is just using the 7d at the moment. if i sell a kidney i might be able to get her one for xmas.

Can't help you, sorry- I have two fully functioning kidneys. No room for more.
I'll keep my ear to the ground for you, though, in case I hear of anyone (preferably a very RICH "anyone") looking for a kidney, OK?

Canning (Michael J Fox), wheelchair bound lawyer in The Good Wife needs a kidney transplant! Maybe you could do a deal? Sell a kidney, get him to throw in the BttFuture Dolorean for Doss, you could both travel forward in time, get another kidney, genetically developed with the DNA from the hair you yanked from MJF, hell get him four kidneys! Then you + Doss could begin trading in organs + body parts! You know, test tube grown organs + body parts! While you're there, + as this was my idea, would you please grow me two legs, shapely, with thin ankles? Cheers

 

[Zouz Kitty]

should get my chopper license.

Probably better to get a medical degree rooie, chopping organs out of people is messy + the law frowns on it for some reason ???

 

[Zouz Kitty]

I only do lightsaber battles in turtle suits as per my avatar.

There was psychedelic strobe frog, which had funny affects on people who claimed they were epileptic, but were actually really just hungover!

You could get the dear person who asked you to remove your frog some Swiftamine it could help!

^^^ JstJks - much empathy for epileptics

 

[Art Vandelay_]

So you wanna know what "stupid" is? I was just walking past some newly-watered grass and saw how green it was. Started to look a bit closer, wondering if it was perhaps fake grass....

D'oh!!!

Time to go lie down I think....

 

[Zouz Kitty]

But can you sing like this???

Only you! I choked on a water cracker! Where do you find this stuff!!!

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Where do you find this stuff!!!

From the JUBJUB school of media use

 

[Teriyakicat]

Time to go lie down I think....

I did just that- I'm a reformed woman!! Lol

 

[BotsMaster]

Teriyakicat do you have a photo of your magpie?

 

[Zouz Kitty]

nope, and its always a treat when you find a snack in it that you dropped and forgot about.

Like this?

 

[Zouz Kitty]

But can you sing like this???

PostOfTheDay ^^^ (POTDy) ^^^

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

This ^^^ Definitely, this ^^^

 

[Teriyakicat]

Like this?

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Is that bacon or cat biscuits?
Revolting!!! :spew:

 

[Teriyakicat]

Teriyakicat do you have a photo of your magpie?

I do! I do!! I took about 20 last night- the little bugger wouldn't sit still for me. I'm sorry - I forgot to post one here for you. Will look through and put one up in a few minutes.

 

[Teriyakicat]

Here you go, BotsMaster . Especially taken for you!!



That left wing is the problem
Plus you might notice her tailfeathers missing.

 

[Shell]

Phew just got out of a meeting that started at 9am


Can I go home now.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Phew just got out of a meeting that started at 9am


Can I go home now.

I bet you're missing the kids now.

 

[Shell]

PostOfTheDay ^^^ (POTDy) ^^^

Ah this is a better idea POTD, instead of handing out POTY everyday.

 

[Shell]

I bet you're missing the kids now.

 

[Teriyakicat]

Only you! I choked on a water cracker! Where do you find this stuff!!!

I googled singing turtle for Bots- was looking for the ventriloquist clip. And the turtle singing Swift popped up- maybe also because I'd opened the goat singing swift yesterday...
Thought it was hilarious and couldn't resist posting it- though it was making fun of our new religious leader.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Here you are, BotsMaster
Introducing WINSTON, the world's most famous singing turtle!!

Oh Teri, I love it!!!

You deserve a unicorn!

 

[Zouz Kitty]

You are very mean underneath that kitty cat exterior.

Thank you

 

[Teriyakicat]

Phew just got out of a meeting that started at 9am


Can I go home now.

No

 

[Shell]

Do I give a shit what you say?

No.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Is that bacon or cat biscuits?
Revolting!!! :spew:

Didn't you see the special image in Taylor's beard?

Look closer!