I have never been given a hot towel with a haircut, I assume you guys all make a day of it and go to the beautician with your mums.
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It wasn't that kind of barber KP. I don't want to hear about your sick fetishes please!
Don't go to the beautician, but having been to a day spa or two on my travels, i can't recommend them enough....
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It was just the barber I was going to. They just did it. At first I was like, "WTF"? Then I realised, it actually was pretty damn good. Only lasts a few seconds or two.
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Do you have any hairdress/barber stories you would like to share, Bender?
No coz I've shaved my own head for about 12 out of the past 15 years.
Also I was less disgusted with the poo and granny talk than I am with the blokes that get the towel/massage/hair washing combo. I like lime in mineral water and I still feel more masculine.
I've been going to this angry chinese lady for the last 12 or so years who always mocks me going bald.Do you have any hairdress/barber stories you would like to share, Bender?
'oh why you come here, you always back, you look just like monk'
I like her.
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I am thankful that I never got the massage/hair wash combo. That's a bit too far.
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I do like a hot towel when I arrive at a hotel on a tropical island though.
We were in Indonesia and it was a national holiday where you're not allowed to leave the house, hotel etc. So we booked at a spa hotel place and just did that all day, was pretty good fun.
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So, you have a shaved melon and a beard. Have you got glasses? And what about a checkered shirt?
Once you've had it you can't go back to haircuts without it. Its amazing, hardest part is avoiding falling asleep while some buxom 18 year old apprentice is massaging your scalp...
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I'm not hecken Moby dude.
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Do her boobs gently caress your face whilst she is doing it?
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Does Moby have a beard?
Best one i've been too was in Morrocco, the fiance and I had the best time....
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Day spa....and here I was getting flogged for a hot towel.
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And now day spas.
Next campaigner that calls me soft for my beer tastes gets banned.
Next campaigner that calls me soft for my beer tastes gets banned.
No, sadly, the basin is set up so that they are behind you, that's ok though because 18 is a bit young (and by 18 i mean they are apprentices so probably 16)
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I am certain enough to say that I will NEVER go to a day spa ever! That's a line I will not cross!
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