Social Off Topic Thread - House of Dastardly Crax

[Teriyakicat]

How do I write a resume without sounding like a pompous ass.

Tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.


You do have to "sell" yourself, though, TFB.
Little white lies are gonna creep in- and a little bit of polish here and there...

 

[CatMarie]

I just noticed the old emoticon has been removed.

. I have used this embarrassed emotion a bit lately .... I am embarrassed to say ... Didn't need the old one

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.


You do have to "sell" yourself, though, TFB.
Little white lies are gonna creep in- and a little bit of polish here and there...

Oh no, I really did get 83.8 Atar...

 

[CatMarie]

Nah, they'd get all sweaty and their makeup would slide off their face and you'd fall out of lust love very quickly

Education time, please
How do I do that? As in the line across a word ? I know how to do a lot of other things , but not that .

 

[CatMarie]

Oh no, I really did get 83.8 Atar...

And remember to tell the interviewer why they should hire you. What area are you looking into ? OR would that be giving too much info for here?

 

[Teriyakicat]

And remember to tell the interviewer why they should hire you. What area are you looking into ? OR would that be giving too much info for here?

He is thinking of becoming a professional pervert- and is getting lots of practice at the tennis.

 

[Teriyakicat]

Education time, please
How do I do that? As in the line across a word ? I know how to do a lot of other things , but not that .

The means of using strike-through is up near your emoticon thingy. Look for something that looks like writing on a page and click on that- it's got the strike through and spoiler options. When I'm on my iPad or computer later, I'll take a screen shot or describe exactly where to find it- it's not available on my phone.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

this thread has had more name changes than these two guys combined

Bahahahahaha!!! It's the Off Topic thread, it can't have one name only!

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Education time, please
How do I do that? As in the line across a word ? I know how to do a lot of other things , but not that .

 

[BotsMaster]

. I have used this embarrassed emotion a bit lately .... I am embarrassed to say ... Didn't need the old one

Well I guess it's back then.

Could have sworn it was gone.

 

[JUBJUB]

Tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

 

[CatMarie]

I LOVE that movie JUBJUB

 

[BotsMaster]

I'm not going back to catch up lol I'm too stuffed, just CBF

Aww now my likes will never catch my post count

Welcome back anyway Kitty

I saw this page on Facebook and thought you might like it: https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Daily-Kitty/895995127082664

 

[CatMarie]

Well now thank you ladies . That is SquishyKitty , and Teriyakicat , I have never,never seen that before . So, that is some a thing I have learnt today. And now, what I want to know is, who has been into my house and stolen taken 2 boxes of chocolates because I can't find any

 

[Teriyakicat]

Well now thank you ladies . That is SquishyKitty , and Teriyakicat , I have never,never seen that before . So, that is some a thing I have learnt today. And now, what I want to know is, who has been into my house and stolen taken 2 boxes of chocolates because I can't find any

It wasn't me!! I swear!!!

 

[Teriyakicat]

View attachment 105058

Thanks Kitty!
I took a screenshot to post here but didn't get far because my daughter arrived home just in time to receive a FaceTime call on my iPad
You did a better job than I'd have done.

 

[Teriyakicat]

Aww now my likes will never catch my post count

Welcome back anyway Kitty

I saw this page on Facebook and thought you might like it: https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Daily-Kitty/895995127082664

I'll try and do my bit on behalf of the team, TurtleBots!!

 

[dazbroncos]

Aww now my likes will never catch my post count

Welcome back anyway Kitty

I saw this page on Facebook and thought you might like it: https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Daily-Kitty/895995127082664

Not sure if it means anything - but im 80ish likes away from parity….

10535 posts.

10448 likes.

Geez I must say a lot of shit…

Go Catters

 

[Teriyakicat]

Not sure if it means anything - but im 80ish likes away from parity….

10535 posts.

10448 likes.

Geez I must say a lot of shit…

Go Catters

Keep posting in here, Daz- you're catching up! There goes another 3 "likes"

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Aww now my likes will never catch my post count

Welcome back anyway Kitty

I saw this page on Facebook and thought you might like it: https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Daily-Kitty/895995127082664

LOL

Thanks Shell.

I do love it, thanks for telling me about it.

 

[CatMarie]

LOL

Thanks Shell.

I do love it, thanks for telling me about it.

SquishyKitty , you are thanking Shell for that Daily Kitty page? I thought it came from TurtleMaster ? Because I looked it up too . And I haven't read anything from Shell today (and I caught be wrong again)...

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Not sure if it means anything - but im 80ish likes away from parity….

10535 posts.

10448 likes.

Geez I must say a lot of shit…

Go Catters

Hey daz, it's great to see you here!

I think after that comment, you might be even closer! Hang around, because between Teriyakicat + me, you will get lots more!

 

[Quivorir]

Quivorir's sister.

My sister is 16, and not a horse.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Aww now my likes will never catch my post count

Welcome back anyway Kitty

I saw this page on Facebook and thought you might like it: https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Daily-Kitty/895995127082664

SquishyKitty , you are thanking Shell for that Daily Kitty page? I thought it came from TurtleMaster ? Because I looked it up too . And I haven't read anything from Shell today (and I caught be wrong again)...

I didn't see it was from Bots, just read Shell's comment + thanked her.

 

[CatMarie]

I didn't see it was from Bots, just read Shell's comment + thanked her.

that's me, par for the course