Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

[Bigeasy]

Geez you youngens are impatient, rude flogs.

Relax a little.

Be nice and calm like Uncle bushie.

You would have put a machete in that idiot

 

[apparentlydead]

Yeah, that's your job.

Button mashed accordingly.

She's not my type.

Her humping the leg of my city girl Vietnamese wife earlier today did cause a bit of a ruckus tho.

You would have put a machete in that idiot

I'm reformed.

 

[Red mist]

My dog being on heat and every freaking domesticated dog, wild dog and dingo from a radius of about 20 miles is at my front gate with their ***** out.

Filthy, disgusting creatures.

She's just a baby.

Go to the vet and sort it out. It shitfull having a dog on heat even next to desexed males.

 

[apparentlydead]

Go to the vet and sort it out. It shitfull having a dog on heat even next to desexed males.

Gonna breed from her.

 

[Red mist]

Gonna breed from her.

Had the same thing with step daughter next door. She had a bitch boxer and she bought a male specifically for breeding. My 2 desexed males next door got lock on. It was crazy. Anyhow she got pregnant and spat out 9 purebred boxers.

 

[big bootaaaaah]

Gonna breed from her.

I don't like the male dogs chances if your bitch is the one doing the humping, Confused dog.

 

[Good_Old]

Gonna breed from her.

I thought you just said she's not your type?

 

[apparentlydead]

I don't like the male dogs chances if your bitch is the one doing the humping, Confused dog.

She'd hump anything at present...



even an Eagles supporter.

I thought you just said she's not your type?

From, not with, you silly old goat!

 

[big bootaaaaah]

Yeah I know, I just don't have the time to be good at it. I can't even control the ruddy car. WTF are those toggle things, I want my Super Nintendo back I'm getting Tiger Woods today, that's more my speed.

Ahh yes tiger woods golf on the ps2 got me through many a footy injury back in the day. Great game. I used to laugh when you make a putt and sometimes you hear some idiot in the crowd yell 'I love thes game!' Lol bloody gold.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Ahh yes tiger woods golf on the ps2 got me through many a footy injury back in the day. Great game. I used to laugh when you make a putt and sometimes you hear some idiot in the crowd yell 'I love thes game!' Lol bloody gold.

It's really hard and I gave up after getting 10 on the first hole

 

[ChappyUK]

It's really hard and I gave up after getting 10 on the first hole

Maybe Hello Kitty Island Aventure is more your speed.

 

[big bootaaaaah]

It's really hard and I gave up after getting 10 on the first hole

I got it on the wii and it was much harder than the ps2 due to the wireless remote crap. Maybe it's even harder again now on the ps4 ......or you're just a hack.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Maybe Hello Kitty Island Aventure is more your speed.

Maybe the problem is that your face is a jerk.

 

[JustaBattler]

People that play golf on game machines....

 

[chefmeister]

Flogs who say - "I told you so" like they can predict the future at will.. ffs

 

[big bootaaaaah]

People that play golf on game machines....

Better than owning the entire Bette Midler CD collection like yourself DH

 

[WA ROO]

After booking a cab to pick me up from the pub
Some arseh*le tried to grab saying he was the booking
Cab driver asks who are you?.arseh*le says wrong name I step up to get in,arseh*le wants to fight for cab.

Next time dopey look behind you at the irl divvy van

 

[chefmeister]

After booking a cab to pick me up from the pub
Some arseh*le tried to grab saying he was the booking
Cab driver asks who are you?.arseh*le says wrong name I step up to get in,arseh*le wants to fight for cab.

Next time dopey look behind you at the irl divvy van

Northbridge?

 

[WA ROO]

Northbridge?

Geraldton

 

[apparentlydead]

After booking a cab to pick me up from the pub
Some arseh*le tried to grab saying he was the booking
Cab driver asks who are you?.arseh*le says wrong name I step up to get in,arseh*le wants to fight for cab.

Next time dopey look behind you at the irl divvy van

Soft.

Should have bashed him regardless.

 

[WA ROO]

Soft.

Should have bashed him regardless.

50 years old
Gammy leg,bad hands,more than half pissed
Too old for that shit these days

 

[apparentlydead]

50 years old
Gammy leg,bad hands,more than half pissed
Too old for that shit these days

Geez, you sound like a healthier version of me bro Same age as well.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Flogs who say - "I told you so" like they can predict the future at will.. ffs

I have a mate like that. We walked into the pub at the start of this test, we were 3/70 'Yeah I thought we'd lose this one'

We then lose one wicket for 500 and take 20 wickets in a day and a half. Idiot.

 

[WA ROO]

Geez, you sound like a healthier version of me bro Same age as well.

Slightly calmer version to

 

[big bootaaaaah]

50 years old
Gammy leg,bad hands,more than half pissed
Too old for that shit these days

Bad hands from pulling in all those baldies over at the islands I bet.