Media M95 Media: Sliding Doors

[Millky95]

Sliding Doors
By Bamian Darrett for M95 Media
Every Tuesday/Wednesday for S21 (hopefully)
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Pre-Season:
Baghdad Bandits
IF... they can get some of their rookies and signings to come on...
THEN... the Bandits could be in a healthier position than most.

Coney Island Warriors
IF... the club suffers another "quirk" of the sim this season...
THEN... it still might be the only interesting thing to happen to them.

Dragons FFC
IF... the Dragons don't get a lot out of their off-season signings...
THEN... they can still be happy with having the best graphics in the league.

East Side Hawks
IF... they don't make finals...
THEN... consider the entire season a flop. Big recruiting needs big results.

Fighting Furies
IF... footy_fumbler makes another media thread...
THEN... the league will need earmuffs on the new logo.

Geelong Wolves
IF... Geelong get off to another poor start this year...
THEN... they may be in a similar off-season position.

Gold City Royals
IF... The Royals are serious about not folding...
THEN... one of their rookies needs to be top 3 in the EKA. No future. No club.

Mount Buller Demons
IF... can go 1 better despite losing lots of players...
THEN... Smartys Power might be a better captain than we thought

Las Vegas Bears
IF... the clubs wants to keep #1 in Relevancy...
THEN... it needs to do something big this season. Loss of one of the club's biggest names will only hurt them.

Roys FFC
IF... the Roys can get Willo_ and A Bit High to work together...
THEN... they might be one of the biggest off-field movers.

Sin City Swamprats
IF... the club is serious about becoming a power house...
THEN... another top 4 finish is a must. Prove it wasn't a fluke.

West Coast Wonders
IF... the Wonders manage to not lose a point due to invalid team sheets...
THEN... Golumless might need to take the reigns solo.

*All opinions in this article are that of the author, not of M95 Media or any other club. M95 Media is not sponsored or endorsed by any club or admin.

 

[iBeng]

Hmm, this feels like it was done by someone else last season...

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

 

[HaroLad]

You are the SFAs Purple Warrior

 

[Millky95]

Hmm, this feels like it was done by someone else last season...

And it lasted 2 posts and last time I did a search, I'm pretty sure there was some done a few seasons before that as well.

Let me know if your salary thread finishes it's technical difficulties

 

[iBeng]

And it lasted 2 posts and last time I did a search, I'm pretty sure there was some done a few seasons before that as well.

Let me know if your salary thread finishes it's technical difficulties

Didnt you hear? Salary thread is dead because Im shit at Media and a general all round waste of space on the SFA forum.

Glad to see this concept revived though, Im sure you'll do fine with it.

 

[Ant Bear]

If... Millky95 is to secede spookism as Swamprats skipper
Then... He will have to put down Close Contest's backroom wheelings...

 

[Van_Dyke]

Lots of players?
1 active and 2 in-active posters leaving is a lot?

 

[spookism]

Didnt you hear? Salary thread is dead because Im shit at Media and a general all round waste of space on the SFA forum.

Glad to see this concept revived though, Im sure you'll do fine with it.

Don't be so hard on yourself...

You have a really nice haircut

 

[Kennedy Parker]

If... Millky95 is to secede spookism as Swamprats skipper
Then... He will have to put down Close Contest's backroom wheelings...

If... your name is Ant Bear
Then... you should STFU

 

[iBeng]

Don't be so hard on yourself...

You have a really nice haircut

Yeah, kind of shaved it off to make myself more streamlined as I return to the Full Forward position, as per my captains request. Turns out Hate Hated my long locks of Golden Sexiness.

 

[Willo_]

Since when do A Bit High and I genuinely not work together?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Yeah, kind of shaved it off to make myself more streamlined as I return to the Full Forward position, as per my captains request. Turns out Hate Hated my long locks of Golden Sexiness.

He was probably excessively aroused.

 

[iBeng]

He was probably excessively aroused.

That was my theory.

 

[Ant Bear]

If... your name is Ant Bear
Then... you should STFU

Close Contest for hurting my feelings. And for stealing my ruck-rover spot.

 

[spookism]

Yeah, kind of shaved it off to make myself more streamlined as I return to the Full Forward position, as per my captains request. Turns out Hate Hated my long locks of Golden Sexiness.

Watch out for the Philistines...

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Fighting Furies
IF... footy_fumbler makes another media thread...
THEN... the league will need earmuffs on the new logo.

Eww... Yellow font is fugly.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Close Contest for hurting my feelings. And for stealing my ruck-rover spot.

You're not playing AND you have the ruck-rover spot you incompetent nincompoop!

 

[Golumless]

West Coast Wonders
IF... the Wonders manage to not lose a point due to invalid team sheets...
THEN... Golumless might need to take the reigns solo.


*All opinions in this article are that of the author, not of M95 Media or any other club. M95 Media is not sponsored or endorsed by any club or admin.

Point Penalties for everyone if that happens.

 

[Ant Bear]

You're not playing AND you have the ruck-rover spot you incompetent nincompoop!

Close Contest for stealing Mobbs Medallist MannumPower's rover spot...

 

[Millky95]

Eww... Yellow font is fugly.

Forgot to fix that one. Thanks.

 

[fumbler]

If... Millky95 is to secede spookism as Swamprats skipper
Then... He will have to put down Close Contest's backroom wheelings...

One of those two that i asked should have joined me at the Furies, could have been sole captain by now.

Did i ask you Ant Bear?

 

[Ant Bear]

One of those two that i asked should have joined me at the Furies, could have been sole captain by now.

Did i ask you Ant Bear?

Yes, I got a polite enquiry

 

[fumbler]

Yes, I got a polite enquiry

Still trying to find someone i didn't ask.

beez you wanna be my teddy bear?

 

[A Bit High]

Since when do A Bit High and I genuinely not work together?

It's all we have done since day one my friend.

Lock in a successful Roy's season 21 then shall we.