Mega Thread The Official Camry Crows in Season Lolz Thread

JimmyBeerCans · Mar 21, 2016

Vikingblood said:
What's a forwards job to do? Kick goals right?

Even Vickery has more of a physical presence

Vikingblood · Mar 21, 2016

JimmyBeerCans said:
Even Vickery has more of a physical presence

How many goals did Vickery kick?

relapse · Mar 21, 2016

JimmyBeerCans said:
He's a 6'6 chip scab, the only AFL supporters that would take him over Dixon are camry fans

Jenkins averages 50% more marks per game than Dixon

You're not very good at this are you?

John Hart Jnr · Mar 21, 2016

relapse said:
So if 600k is "lol" and he is statistically a better forward than Dixon, then I am interested as to how much are Port paying Dixon.

Legally.

JimmyBeerCans · Mar 21, 2016

Vikingblood said:
How many goals did Vickery kick?

relapse said:
Jenkins averages 50% more marks per game than Dixon

You're not very good at this are you?

If you both had a choice between Jenkins & Dixon who would you take? be ******* honest

Vikingblood · Mar 21, 2016

JimmyBeerCans said:
If you both had a choice between Jenkins & Dixon who would you take? be ******* honest

Runs are on the board and Jenkins is not injury prone.

JimmyBeerCans · Mar 21, 2016

Vikingblood said:
Runs are on the board and Jenkins is not injury prone.

He played 5 more games than Dixon last year for 5 more goals .. **** all runs on the board

Vikingblood · Mar 21, 2016

JimmyBeerCans said:
He played 5 more games than Dixon last year for 5 more goals .. **** all runs on the board

So on that basis you are saying Dixon is a shit truck who has no runs on the board?

JimmyBeerCans · Mar 21, 2016

Vikingblood said:
So on that basis you are saying Dixon is a shit truck who has no runs on the board?

I'm saying for a guy who played 5 more games where's the "runs on the board" ?

Vikingblood · Mar 21, 2016

JimmyBeerCans said:
I'm saying for a guy who played 5 more games where's the "runs on the board" ?

Very close on all averages. So if you're saying Jenkins doesn't stack up, then why are you proclaiming that Dixon is some sort of Messiah?

JimmyBeerCans · Mar 21, 2016

Vikingblood said:
Very close on all averages. So if you're saying Jenkins doesn't stack up, then why are you proclaiming that Dixon is some sort of Messiah?

Where did I say Messiah? He's been in a shit GC side & still looks more of a footballer than Jenkins

Vikingblood · Mar 21, 2016

JimmyBeerCans said:
Where did I say Messiah? He's been in a shit GC side & still looks more of footballer than Jenkins

According to your completely unbiased view of course. Jenkins cost us SFA, has kicked 40 plus goals two years in a row and draws a big defender. All ticks.

JimmyBeerCans · Mar 21, 2016

Vikingblood said:
According to your completely unbiased view of course. Jenkins cost us SFA, has kicked 40 plus goals two years in a row and draws a big defender. All ticks.

He's not gonna cost you SFA anymore though go and argue on the camry board, even some of them don't think he's worth a burnt crumpet.

*My perception of Jenkins in all honesty is he's a big guy with wheels who finds space & generally gets his goals working off an opponent but really has no natural big forward instincts, he's not gonna take clutch big forward pack marks ever period.

Vikingblood · Mar 21, 2016

JimmyBeerCans said:
He's not gonna cost you SFA anymore though go and argue on the camry board, even some of them don't think he's worth a burnt crumpet.

*My perception of Jenkins in all honesty is he's a big guy with wheels who finds space & generally gets his goals working off an opponent but really has no natural big forward instincts, he's not gonna take clutch big forward pack marks ever period.

I think that's a fair perception, but the dues people fail to pay to Jenkins is that his mobility combined with his size make him a very difficult match up. He is not a traditional KPF granted, but he reads the play very well and that's why he scores.

Beats28772 · Mar 21, 2016

Vikingblood said:
Runs are on the board and Jenkins is not injury prone.

Charlie first debut in 2011 where Shitkins was drafted in 2010, and there's only four games between them. Charlie is almost two years younger and it would of been a lot harder for him getting forward supply from a team full of kids with Ablett the main go to.
Dixon>>>>light years>>>>Jenkins

Bernie L · Mar 21, 2016

Beats28772 said:
Charlie first debut in 2011 where Shitkins was drafted in 2010, and there's only four games between them. Charlie is almost two years younger and it would of been a lot harder for him getting forward supply from a team full of kids with Ablett the main go to.
Dixon>>>>light years>>>>Jenkins

Hey Beatzy, Jenkins will play more games that Dixon this year!!!

Vikingblood · Mar 21, 2016

Beats28772 said:
Charlie first debut in 2011 where Shitkins was drafted in 2010, and there's only four games between them. Charlie is almost two years younger and it would of been a lot harder for him getting forward supply from a team full of kids with Ablett the main go to.
Dixon>>>>light years>>>>Jenkins

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Damp Squarie · Mar 21, 2016

Bernie L said:
Hey Beatzy, Jenkins will play more games that Dixon this year!!!

and Butcher

Damp Squarie · Mar 21, 2016

Vikingblood said:
According to your completely unbiased view of course. Jenkins cost us SFA, has kicked 40 plus goals two years in a row and draws a big defender. All ticks.

Luv your work VB

John Hart Jnr · Mar 21, 2016

Vikingblood said:
According to your completely unbiased view of course. Jenkins cost us SFA, has kicked 40 plus goals two years in a row and draws a big defender. All ticks.

What are the stats on size of heart?

Vikingblood · Mar 21, 2016

John Hart Jnr said:
What are the stats on size of heart?

Why don't you ask the PAFC captain? He knows about ducking his head in marking contests doesn't he...

John Hart Jnr · Mar 21, 2016

Vikingblood said:
Why don't you ask the PAFC captain? He knows about ducking his head in marking contests doesn't he...

It's just that I checked the stats and Jenkins puts in 40 pea heart exhibitions a season whilst hard man Dixon averages zero soft ***** and 50 don't argues a season.

Lol Jenkins.

Vikingblood · Mar 21, 2016

John Hart Jnr said:
It's just that I checked the stats and Jenkins puts in 40 pea heart exhibitions a season whilst hard man Dixon averages zero soft ***** and 50 don't argues a season.

Lol Jenkins.

Yet your captain shirks marking contests? Why is that?

John Hart Jnr · Mar 21, 2016

Vikingblood said:
Yet your captain shirks marking contests? Why is that?

Is that why Fatty Crouch is woofing down Double Whoppers and washing them down with coupla dozen pints, so that he can get enough fat above his eyes so that the sun doesn't get in them any more.

Btw lol Jenkins.

Vikingblood · Mar 21, 2016

John Hart Jnr said:
Is that why Fatty Crouch is woofing down Double Whoppers and washing them down with coupla dozen pints, so that he can get enough fat above his eyes so that the sun doesn't get in them any more.

Btw lol Jenkins.

Interesting stat for you. One percenters 2015 season. Jenkins 40, Dixon 24. So who's the seagull that waits for the ball?
Disposal efficiency is almost identical 65.6 to 66.2. LOL Dixon.

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