Banter Banter thread Part 1 - Opposition fans welcome - let's have fun

[jezzajay]

If Maric doesn't play either it almost goes to a 50/50 contest. He and Deledio are just so important to Richmonds setup.

yeah but they wont let you think that...apparently half there teams out and they wont smash us by 20 goals now, they'll only smash us by 15 goals..
delusional tuggers are great value!

 

[vjknight]

 

[Procrastinator35]

We've got half our team out. You've got half a team. Of course we're nervous.
You "resets" have been our nemesis for years, just like norf and a few others...

Can hear those microwaves getting edgy from here.

 

[tigerwill]

Can hear those microwaves getting edgy from here.

We'd still have plenty more to fry than you blokes. It must hurt not being part of the big 4 Vic clubs anymore. Never mind, have patience you may get there again one day, far in the future.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

We'd still have plenty more to fry than you blokes. It must hurt not being part of the big 4 Vic clubs anymore. Never mind, have patience you may get there again one day, far in the future.

Pssst...he's a Hawk

 

[Procrastinator35]

We'd still have plenty more to fry than you blokes. It must hurt not being part of the big 4 Vic clubs anymore. Never mind, have patience you may get there again one day, far in the future.

Tigers Still running second....Last I checked.

Must be embarrassing to trail a non big 4 club....Does that mean the Tigers no longer qualify too?

 

[tigerwill]

Tigers Still running second....Last I checked.

Must be embarrassing to trail a non big 4 club....Does that mean the Tigers no longer qualify too?

Maths not your strong point mate? "Running 2nd"(currently) still means you're in the big 4. Just look at attendances last season as well. I think we topped that, so yes we obviously still qualify.
Jeannie still buying Visy memberships for her employees for a boost?
No doubt there will be gnashing, puckering and some memberships flung/burnt/deep fried if we lose, but it's a long way to the end of t he season as we all know.
Going by a few posters on your Rd1 board there seems to be a hell of a lot of confidence that you blokes deserve to be favourites. I just hope it's a cracking game. They usually are

 

[Love the Drake]

So do the Tigers players ride the white horses through the banner?

 

[Love the Drake]

Maths not your strong point mate? "Running 2nd"(currently) still means you're in the big 4. Just look at attendances last season as well. I think we topped that, so yes we obviously still qualify.
Jeannie still buying Visy memberships for her employees for a boost?
No doubt there will be gnashing, puckering and some memberships flung/burnt/deep fried if we lose, but it's a long way to the end of t he season as we all know.
Going by a few posters on your Rd1 board there seems to be a hell of a lot of confidence that you blokes deserve to be favourites. I just hope it's a cracking game. They usually are

Surely you jest. A powerhouse club like Richmond playing a minnow like Carlton. You will surely win.

I mean, how demoralising if you lose..

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Maths not your strong point mate? "Running 2nd"(currently) still means you're in the big 4. Just look at attendances last season as well. I think we topped that, so yes we obviously still qualify.
Jeannie still buying Visy memberships for her employees for a boost?
No doubt there will be gnashing, puckering and some memberships flung/burnt/deep fried if we lose, but it's a long way to the end of t he season as we all know.
Going by a few posters on your Rd1 board there seems to be a hell of a lot of confidence that you blokes deserve to be favourites. I just hope it's a cracking game. They usually are

HE DOESN'T GO FOR CARLTON

 

[TheCoach16]

HE DOESN'T GO FOR CARLTON

Don't bother MEB. It wouldn't matter anyway. A Richmond supporter would still think it's better to have large crowds and lose elimination finals that to win three premierships in a row...

 

[Procrastinator35]

HE DOESN'T GO FOR CARLTON

Maybe if I spoke in pleb for him.

 

[ShanDog]

Maths not your strong point mate? "Running 2nd"(currently) still means you're in the big 4. Just look at attendances last season as well. I think we topped that, so yes we obviously still qualify.
Jeannie still buying Visy memberships for her employees for a boost?
No doubt there will be gnashing, puckering and some memberships flung/burnt/deep fried if we lose, but it's a long way to the end of t he season as we all know.
Going by a few posters on your Rd1 board there seems to be a hell of a lot of confidence that you blokes deserve to be favourites. I just hope it's a cracking game. They usually are

Troy thinks this one should be reviewed.



"Review complete - confirm out on the full"

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

can't even ****ing read let alone banter

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

HE DOESN'T GO FOR CARLTON

Can you bold that? It's not sinking in.

I thought I could hear a ship's horn but the fog was just so dense.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Maybe if I spoke in pleb for him.

Hmm, what do you charge for your interpreter services? Could be useful.

Obviously, we'd pay you for your time, mental anguish and pain and suffering from beating your head against a brick wall.

 

[jezzajay]

Ahahaha tigerwill what?
Doesn't even know what he's up against...

 

[Procrastinator35]

Can you bold that? It's not sinking in.

I thought I could hear a ship's horn but the fog was just so dense.

Swan St Bridge is falling down.

Hmm, what do you charge for your interpreter services? Could be useful.

Obviously, we'd pay you for your time, mental anguish and pain and suffering from beating your head against a brick wall.

Sounds too much like a Tigers flog in September.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Sounds too much like a Tigers flog in September.

Somebody call DoCS!

 

[Procrastinator35]

Somebody call DoCS!

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Now you've done it.....Put a humane face on it....I feel remorse & contrition.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Right ... you two keep Ben Jacobs off me, and when I kick the ball to you ... if you can get it before it rolls out of bounds ... watch for my run 15 metres forward of the contest and give it back again .... but I stress ... if Jacobs is anywhere near me, I don't want it.

 

[vjknight]

Best banter I've seen here.
Rather amusing, and with good reason.

The brisbane13 of the tiger board.

 

[Aphrodite]

Maths not your strong point mate? "Running 2nd"(currently) still means you're in the big 4. Just look at attendances last season as well. I think we topped that, so yes we obviously still qualify.
Jeannie still buying Visy memberships for her employees for a boost?
No doubt there will be gnashing, puckering and some memberships flung/burnt/deep fried if we lose, but it's a long way to the end of t he season as we all know.
Going by a few posters on your Rd1 board there seems to be a hell of a lot of confidence that you blokes deserve to be favourites. I just hope it's a cracking game. They usually are

Time you gave up this banter gig.

You really have NO IDEA!

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

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Right ... you two keep Ben Jacobs off me, and when I kick the ball to you ... if you can get it before it rolls out of bounds ... watch for my run 15 metres forward of the contest and give it back again .... but I stress ... if Jacobs is anywhere near me, I don't want it.

Great game by Jacobs that day but I still maintain it was one of the all-time weak as piss displays from a captain on an AFL field in a big game.

 

[TheCoach16]

Great game by Jacobs that day but I still maintain it was one of the all-time weak as piss displays from a captain on an AFL field in a big game.

I'm seriously going to buy a North Melbourne membership because of you...
Please never stop giving it to those ferals. God love ya !