Banter Banter thread Part 1 - Opposition fans welcome - let's have fun

[TheCoach16]

Swan St Bridge is falling down.



Sounds too much like a Tigers flog in September.

Your name may be Procrastinator, but you waste no time sticking the boots into Richmond.
LOVE IT !

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Somebody call DoCS!

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It's okay. Check out the number on her face. She's just doing her best Jack impression.

 

[__Bobcat__]

Who stole my horse!

 

[TheCoach16]

It's okay. Check out the number on her face. She's just doing her best Jack impression.

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ODN, it's nice to see that you've temporarily abandoned the facts and figures and joined us mortals down here in the facetious, mean, hang shit on Richmond zone tonight...

 

[Love the Drake]

She's crying because the white horses are creeping her out...

 

[Moe B]

Does this ever get old...

 

[Procrastinator35]

Your name may be Procrastinator, but you waste no time sticking the boots into Richmond.
LOVE IT !

Well....They kind of bring it down upon themselves....It's Like their stuck in the hubris spin cycle & there's no off switch.

A modern day tragic-comedy, even Aeschylus couldn't top.

 

[jezzajay]

Richmond board... Ya gotta laugh .. Deadset potato farm!

 

[tigerwill]

Pssst...he's a Hawk

I thought he was in disguise. Nah missed the club tag.

 

[tigerwill]

Time you gave up this banter gig.

You really have NO IDEA!

Fit right in with the rest then

 

[Aphrodite]

Fit right in with the rest then

You have been quoting a HAWTHORN poster ..................... GET IT!










How embarrashment!

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

At least he came back to address his mistake. If he were Jack Riewoldt he would have pointed and shouted at someone else. If he were Cotchy he would have come back and hid in the corner.

Wait, anybody out there lurking and not wanting to engage? Is there a board full of Trents out there?

Don't let vjknight show you up. Answers every challenge all year long. Sure maybe this is how his real friends would treat him too .... if he had any ... but I digress. He is up to the banter challenge and has shown he isn't entirely a completely bad bloke ... sorta ... maybe.

1 day to go folks. Let's not wait for the result to rattle off some gems.

 

[Procrastinator35]

• I have my truck full of manure at the ready....Just don't expect delivery down hoddle st/punt rd during peak-hours.

 

[vjknight]

He is up to the banter challenge and has shown he isn't entirely a completely bad bloke ... sorta ... maybe.
.

Be careful. I can change that in one post.
One simple pic.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Be careful. I can change that in one post.
One simple pic.

You like your Magro pics don't ya?

 

[tigerwill]

You have been quoting a HAWTHORN poster ..................... GET IT!
How embarrashment!

Geez there's some echoes in here. I already admitted my mistake in replying to a hawthorn supporter, but the gist of it remains true. But keep going with your ahem banter.
It seems you havent got much to hang your hat on in replying to banter, but prefer to tell others how they don't do it right.

 

[tigerwill]

At least he came back to address his mistake. If he were Jack Riewoldt he would have pointed and shouted at someone else. If he were Cotchy he would have come back and hid in the corner.

Wait, anybody out there lurking and not wanting to engage? Is there a board full of Trents out there?

Don't let vjknight show you up. Answers every challenge all year long. Sure maybe this is how his real friends would treat him too .... if he had any ... but I digress. He is up to the banter challenge and has shown he isn't entirely a completely bad bloke ... sorta ... maybe.

1 day to go folks. Let's not wait for the result to rattle off some gems.

Well who starts favourites, the GWS lite/Resets or the MIAs?

 

[jezzajay]

Geez there's some echoes in here. I already admitted my mistake in replying to a hawthorn supporter, but the gist of it remains true. But keep going with your ahem banter.
It seems you havent got much to hang your hat on in replying to banter, but prefer to tell others how they don't do it right.

again...great richmond banter

 

[tigerwill]

again...great richmond banter

Just replying to a point previously raised. But obviously your comprehension is lacking.

When does Bruce Mathieson announce the reset team that will take the field?

 

[tigerwill]

Richmond board... Ya gotta laugh .. Deadset potato farm!

Which row did you find yourself in spud?

 

[jezzajay]

Which row did you find yourself in spud?

took me hours but i made my way to the very last row in the corner were i found your captain courageous (why he hides behind the other spuds is beyond me!)...thankfully his hair was in pristine condition when i pulled him out of the ground!
threw him in the basket with the rest of the spuds... everythings under control! hopefully we see him tomorrow night at some stage through the game.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Well who starts favourites, the GWS lite/Resets or the MIAs?

Well you guys are looking for a top 4 position and most think we will be lucky to win a game. You'd want to hope you are favourites and smash the bejesus out of us with only 2 of your top 10 players out.

It's all relative to our respective windows. Yours is now, ours is a few years away. You need to make a real statement. It's a free shot for us as there are few expectations.

 

[vjknight]

It's a free shot for us as there are few expectations.

the last free shot was taken by hird IIRC............and he had such high expectations.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

the last free shot was taken by hird IIRC............and he had such high expectations.

We don't have anybody with that big an ego. We should be okay.