Banter Banter thread Part 1 - Opposition fans welcome - let's have fun

[ctacp]

I'm a talentless hack worse than most and even I could wear a tight skivvy and sing "hot potato" over and over again.

not even for the hundreds of millions of dollars they've made ?

 

[ctacp]

Matthew Richardson and the Truck do a review of the opposition before each game. It was great, I have just took a Screen Shot from the Carlton review for you guys.

Enjoy and no thanks necessary. 10 dollars to the poster who can identify which number is Murphy

what Richmond's cafeteria will be serving the players at rehab tomorrow.

 

[Doss]

But as hird discovered only those who do it first make a success of it.

One trick knight.

not even for the hundreds of millions of dollars they've made ?

If I'd known making money was that easy I'd have done something similar years ago.

 

[HBF]

Has there ever been a more completely talentless quartet than The Wiggles?

Aside from Essendon's top up class of 2016, of course.

Won't get any arguments here, particularly with the * top ups....lol

 

[slashin_velvet]

Matthew Richardson and the Truck do a review of the opposition before each game. It was great, I have just took a Screen Shot from the Carlton review for you guys.

Enjoy and no thanks necessary. 10 dollars to the poster who can identify which number is Murphy[emoji14]

I would have thought a truckload of manure would be more than that. But you guys would be the experts.

 

[Doss]

Won't get any arguments here, particularly with the * top ups....lol

Might have to christen them Stephen Kenna mk2, Aisake O'Hailpin mk2, Josh Bootspic mk2...

 

[vjknight]

One trick knight.
(

Nah its my ex who turns tricks.

Curious doss....is * down 12 or 34 this weekend ?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

not even for the hundreds of millions of dollars they've made ?

Nah, he'd just blow it all on court cases and compo.

 

[Doss]

Nah, he'd just blow it all on court cases and compo.

I've been to the inside of a courtroom once in my life and that was on 'excursion', you might say, when I was a fledgling first year law student and we were all assigned a case to go and watch for educational purposes.

And based on what I saw that day, I decided that was just about enough for me.

Some of those Essendon courtroom types are either sadists or...well I won't go there.

 

[Doro]

There is a growing evidence base as to the elimination of the microwave oven from the kitchen. I think Richmond supporters should look to the future tonight and melt their memberships using traditional convection ovens, BBQ or the old fashioned campfire.

 

[BluStreak]

Clearly using the old 'Horses for Course' selection process

 

[vjknight]

Yes folks the horses are off

 

[kingkingston]

time to shift focus to Collingwood for their drug taking ?

 

[vjknight]

Is that our illicit drug takers or our performance enhancing drug takers ?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Is that our illicit drug takers or our performance enhancing drug takers ?

It's important to separate them into their own groups.

We know about that. If we put all our white collar crime and money laundering into the same group, it's just to hard to come up with a one size fits all excuse. Get organised FFS.

 

[vjknight]

When I posted previous I wasn't aware of tonight's story.

My response on our board.

 

[vjknight]

Interesting game.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Interesting game.

Suggest big investment in white goods now....Specifically. Microwaves.

 

[FlowersByIrene]

Lol richmond - almost lost to the Blues who everyone picked to be dead last again. Only won because the umps gifted you goals. What a bunch of hacks.

Enjoy 9th you flogs.

Legitimate question though. Will you ever win a final?

 

[kozi]

Lol richmond - almost lost to the Blues who everyone picked to be dead last again. Only won because the umps gifted you goals. What a bunch of hacks.

Enjoy 9th you flogs.

Legitimate question though. Will you ever win a final?

Came here just to read a few melt posts and this first one I saw gave me all the satisfaction I could have hoped for. Thanks mate.

 

[HBF]

time to shift focus to Collingwood for their drug taking ?

Eddie not happy at all.

 

[kingkingston]

Eddie not happy at all.

he is the dealer...been exposed

 

[Procrastinator35]

he is the dealer...been exposed

I believe ''Kingpin'' is the word.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Big breaking news that 11 Collingwood players have tested positive to illicit drugs. This in addition to 99% of their supporters will make for a fascinating story!!

 

[vjknight]

Big breaking news that 11 Collingwood players have tested positive to illicit drugs. This in addition to 99% of their supporters will make for a fascinating story!!

its so hard being the 1%