Banter Banter thread Part 1 - Opposition fans welcome - let's have fun

[passmark]

It was difficult to recognize him, without his **** out & funky, come-hither socks on.....Though he still managed to make a dick of himself.

He looked a natural in the ruck.

I haven't seen someone that lost since Fev went to full back!!!

 

[Procrastinator35]

He looked a natural in the ruck.

I haven't seen someone that lost since Fev went to full back!!!

Must have been all that smoke & mirrors n all....900K well spent.

 

[Aphrodite]

Loving Collingwood's new 2016 guernsey

 

[P_Crippy]

Loving Collingwood's new 2016 guernsey

That middle one looks painful.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Loving Collingwood's new 2016 guernsey

White line fever....Young Nafan has done a fabo job of weeding out all the dick-heads.

 

[Bluechip66]

I love the fact that bucks is more concerned with being named....than actually the taking of substances.
Is something not quite right here?

 

[passmark]

I love the fact that bucks is more concerned with being named....than actually the taking of substances.
Is something not quite right here?

I'd love to know if rec dug results and PED drug results are screened at the same time or if results are released at the same time.

Maybe they have bigger concerns?

 

[Jabba73]

I love the fact that bucks is more concerned with being named....than actually the taking of substances.
Is something not quite right here?

Been to the * school of Public Relations.

 

[Doss]

I owe you all an apology. I had Carlton pencilled in as our only likely challenger for the spoon this year.

Turns out I'll need to reassess there; it might be Collingwood to tell you the truth.

I only saw one game at the weekend and it was your game against Richmond and I reckon you've got a bit to be excited about.

 

[vjknight]

I owe you all an apology. I had Carlton pencilled in as our only likely challenger for the spoon this year.

Turns out I'll need to reassess there; it might be Collingwood to tell you the truth.

I only saw one game at the weekend and it was your game against Richmond and I reckon you've got a bit to be excited about.

i accept your apology doss on one condition.

teach me how to barrack for a club thats totally embarrassing.

 

[Jabba73]

i accept your apology doss on one condition.

teach me how to barrack for a club thats totally embarrassing.

You are already an expert ...

 

[Jabba73]

I owe you all an apology. I had Carlton pencilled in as our only likely challenger for the spoon this year.

Turns out I'll need to reassess there; it might be Collingwood to tell you the truth.

I only saw one game at the weekend and it was your game against Richmond and I reckon you've got a bit to be excited about.

So have you seeing we are your adopted club. Enjoy the ride!

 

[Doss]

i accept your apology doss on one condition.

teach me how to barrack for a club thats totally embarrassing.

I don't recall apologising to you, maaaaate.

And I learnt how to do that by observing you.

 

[vjknight]

I don't recall apologising to you, maaaaate.

And I learnt how to do that by observing you.

now how am i to know you werent including me in the apology ?

are you excluding tigers fans from the apology too ?

how can i march with you this saturday if youre gonna be this standoffish ?

did you like what you saw ?

 

[Doss]

Apologising to Tiggies types? I probably should apologise for all the belly laughs I've let fly at them over the years, come to think of it.

I ain't marching, **** that shit. I've got my garden to tend to instead*

*or actually, just catching up with a Dee friend pre-game and munching on cucumber sandwiches.

You weren't a bad looking rooster, for a Pie. I was impressed by the lack of tatty clothes and fullness of teeth.

 

[vjknight]

You weren't a bad looking rooster, for a Pie. I was impressed by the lack of tatty clothes and fullness of teeth.

LOL clearly you had the wrong guy.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[HBF]

Glad I won't be in the city on Saturday. All of those Essendon supporters marching to the ground. Vomit!

 

[BlueJet]

Glad I won't be in the city on Saturday. All of those Essendon supporters marching to the ground. Vomit!

Same here - luckily I have a praccy game in Bendigo

 

[HBF]

Same here - luckily I have a praccy game in Bendigo

Oh really. Which team do you play for? I know someone who plays for Kangaroo Flat.

 

[BlueJet]

Oh really. Which team do you play for? I know someone who plays for Kangaroo Flat.

North Ballarat, playing against Strathfieldsaye

 

[ESKIE]

I would like to beat Sydney cos they shit me

 

[HBF]

I would like to beat Sydney cos they shit me

As good a reason as any I suppose.

 

[Jabba73]

I would like to beat Shitme cos they just do

 

[passmark]

Glad I won't be in the city on Saturday. All of those Essendon supporters marching to the ground. Vomit!

It's one of the few Occassions I recommend people txt and drive.