Matt Crouch is just a plodder.

[Vikingblood]

POtato_1870 seems to have given up the fight. Much like his team.

 

[douglyzia]

POtato_1870 seems to have given up the fight. Much like his team.

Not really. I'm sure he'll be back with another round of, "Spud Crouch had so many uncontested possessions which proves DBJ >>>> M Crouch. Lol you melt. Crows jelly lololol."

 

[Maddogmetro]

This thread is awfully quiet compared to previous weeks... Puffers have all but abandoned their puffing threads that litter the Bae.

 

[11sjw]

Apart from shitty hair what is this hyphenated douche meant to be better at?

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Apart from shitty hair what is this hyphenated douche meant to be better at?

A question we're yet to get the answer to, 30 pages in.

 

[douglyzia]

Hi port_adelaide_1870. Would love an update on DBJ v M Crouch.

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

Hi port_adelaide_1870. Would love an update on DBJ v M Crouch.

Crouch's 16 handballs 9 kicks, 4 scoring involvements, 0 goal assists, 3 tackles and 2 inside 50s are doing all the talking. Every week crouch proves once again he is just a standard average midfielder. Nothing special about him

 

[douglyzia]

Crouch's 16 handballs 9 kicks, 4 scoring involvements, 0 goal assists, 3 tackles and 2 inside 50s are doing all the talking. Every week crouch proves once again he is just a standard average midfielder. Nothing special about him

And DBJ's performance this week?

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

And DBJ's performance this week?

Yeah he has had 2 average games. A person in his debut year is gunna have inconsistency. Crouch was dropped plenty of times in the past as well. It's what inexperienced players go through. But anyway in his two average games, he still nearly had more impact then spuds "good games". Bunch of useless disposals and no impact. Good at getting his disposal numbers up and does nothing else

 

[subaru]

Crouch's 16 handballs 9 kicks, 4 scoring involvements, 0 goal assists, 3 tackles and 2 inside 50s are doing all the talking. Every week crouch proves once again he is just a standard average midfielder. Nothing special about him

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

16 handballs

4 score assists as a midfielder in a team that kicked nearly 100 points

3 tackles

2 inside 50s

Half his disposals were uncontested, and with 16 handballs and his DE% was still in the 70s

Lol

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

Darcy had a poor game and still got more kicks then spud did Hahaha

 

[douglyzia]

Yeah he has had 2 average games. A person in his debut year is gunna have inconsistency. Crouch was dropped plenty of times in the past as well. It's what inexperienced players go through. But anyway in his two average games, he still nearly had more impact then spuds "good games". Bunch of useless disposals and no impact. Good at getting his disposal numbers up and does nothing else

Ok thanks mate. Always appreciate and enjoy your intelligent, insightful and in-depth analyses at what a spud M Crouch is and how good DBJ is.

 

[Beats28772]

I think Plodder my need to see a specialist to seek cure for his Handballiosis...

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

That moment when you bump a thread and then it back fires on you lol

 

[douglyzia]

That moment when you bump a thread and then it back fires on you lol

Yeah, totally mate.

We're all jelly we don't have DBJ instead of spud Crouch.

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

Yeah, totally mate.

We're all jelly we don't have DBJ instead of spud Crouch.

Nice melt

 

[douglyzia]

Nice melt

Yes, yes, total melt. Total melt.

We all wish we had DBJ instead of spud plodder Crouch. Jelly. So, so jelly.

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

Yes, yes, total melt. Total melt.

We all wish we had DBJ instead of spud plodder Crouch. Jelly. So, so jelly.

#handballcrouch #freekickcrows

 

[douglyzia]

#handballcrouch #freekickcrows

#ImSoJellyBecauseIWishWeHadDBJInsteadOfSpudCrouch

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

#ImSoJellyBecauseIWishWeHadDBJInsteadOfSpudCrouch

#keepdeflectingflog #meltz

 

[douglyzia]

#keepdeflectingflog #meltz

I just said we are jelly that we don't have DBJ instead of spud Crouch. How is agreeing with you deflecting?

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

I just said we are jelly that we don't have DBJ instead of spud Crouch. How is agreeing with you deflecting?

16 handballs

4 score assists as a midfielder in a team that kicked nearly 100 points

3 tackles

2 inside 50s

Half his disposals were uncontested, and with 16 handballs and his DE% was still in the 70s

Lol

Keep deflecting

 

[douglyzia]

Keep deflecting

No, I'm not deflecting.

I completely agree that Spud Crouch had another poor game and DBJ is a very good player despite being average the last two weeks. And despite being average this week, he still had more kicks than spud Crouch which means he was better than spud Crouch this week and overall means he is better than spud Crouch. It makes perfect sense.

We are all so jelly about DBJ. Seriously, what an awesome player this DBJ is. I just realized how great a player DBJ is (unlike spud Crouch) thanks to your excellent weekly analysis.

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

No, I'm not deflecting.

I completely agree that Spud Crouch had another poor game and DBJ is a very good player despite being average the last two weeks. And despite being average this week, he still had more kicks than spud Crouch which means he was better than spud Crouch this week and overall means he is better than spud Crouch. It makes perfect sense.

We are all so jelly about DBJ. Seriously, what an awesome player this DBJ is. I just realized how great a player DBJ is (unlike spud Crouch) thanks to your excellent weekly analysis.

Thanks for finally coming to your senses