Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[STP18]

Just stating home truths. Not trolling. That's the difference.

You said Rioli is the most overrated player ever. Meanwhile Stevie Mots is contracted to Geelong next year for the tidy sum of $600k You've tried to offload him and got no bites. That's an irrefutable textbook definition of overrated.

Remember that time he was asked whether he'd play VFL footy coming back from an injury and he said "You don't drive a Ferrari in the bush". I thought he was being a cocky campaigner, but I guess the Ferrari comparison was spot on: unreliable, overpriced, overrated.

He was drafted 8 years ago and we're still waiting for him to "fulfil his potential". One good season and even that wasn't All Australian standard.

$600,000!!!

WTF were Brian Cook and Chris Scott thinking?

How much are you guys paying Sam Mitchell to not even be on your list? Surely the worst deal in the competition at the moment. You guys are actually paying an opposition player to play for a team in direct competition. Such a phale.

 

[TazHawk15]

How many goals did Cyril kick this year?

PS: Motlop is only on $500,000 but let's not take an estimate written in the paper by an author with no idea as gospel.

Stabby he is a shit truck and you know it, every club the Handbaggers have tried to off load the pea hearted finger twirling Flog have said GTFO.

However some of the names he got called on the Handbagoners board a while ago even disgusted me.

All the Handbagger Flogs who used to think he was better than a 3 time AA and NSM and 4 times Premiership superstar in Cyril have long done a runner.

 

[chefmeister]

Some pretty sad and depressing quotes being bandied around from the hawf board today guys. I've already seen three hawfies say they're gonna walk away from the game altogether such is their disgust with the club over this Mitchell fiasco.


#cultofClarko

 

[Hoooops]

Some pretty sad and depressing quotes being bandied around from the hawf board today guys. I've already seen three hawfies say they're gonna walk away from the game altogether such is their disgust with the club over this Mitchell fiasco.


#cultofClarko

 

[STP18]

Some pretty sad and depressing quotes being bandied around from the hawf board today guys. I've already seen three hawfies say they're gonna walk away from the game altogether such is their disgust with the club over this Mitchell fiasco.


#cultofClarko

Well right now it feels a lot like being in a trainwreck, waking up in the wreckage and looking down at my body completely covered in blood with several limbs lying a few feet away, and being thankful my watch still works.

At least our mate Bosko realises just how much his team has shat the bed.

 

[Hoooops]

afl.com.au ran a poll asking who won the Sam Mitchell trade.

"West Coast" has just reached 40,000 votes.

 

[A Cut Above]

They must have believed he was the next Rioli after reading Cats Forum on BF

Eh, no wonder they ****ed up. Reading the crap morans like gc26 post over there would be enough to turn anyone loopy. They actually have posters who make Nakia look sane.



.....nah, just kidding. He's the worst of the bunch and can barely go a week without calling his team peahearts & calling for Scott's head.

 

[A Cut Above]

Well right now it feels a lot like being in a trainwreck, waking up in the wreckage and looking down at my body completely covered in blood with several limbs lying a few feet away, and being thankful my watch still works.

At least our mate Bosko realises just how much his team has shat the bed.

Hmm... directly quoting an opposition poster from a team board is an offence a certain Bay mod carded me for earlier this year.

Time to see if the rules apply equally to Geelong posters.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Hmm... directly quoting an opposition poster from a team board is an offence a certain Bay mod carded me for earlier this year.

Time to see if the rules apply equally to Geelong posters.

Not a fan of selling your future for an invalid, champ?

 

[A Cut Above]

Not a fan of selling your future for an invalid, champ?

I'm not a fan of Premiership heroes being treated like expendable cattle, something Geelong posters can fully relate to. Footy's becoming too cutthroat.

 

[STP18]

Hmm... directly quoting an opposition poster from a team board is an offence a certain Bay mod carded me for earlier this year.

Time to see if the rules apply equally to Geelong posters.

It's not a direct quote, the link has been removed. Nice attempted mash though.

 

[William Wonka]

Hmm... directly quoting an opposition poster from a team board is an offence a certain Bay mod carded me for earlier this year.

Time to see if the rules apply equally to Geelong posters.

You got carded by a bay mod?
I thought they were only here for decoration.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I'm not a fan of Premiership heroes being treated like expendable cattle, something Geelong posters can fully relate to. Footy's becoming too cutthroat.

Geelong have never treated any of their players in the manner Lewis and Mitchell have just been treated. They dumped them both on Collins street and gave them a map each to the location of a sole sleeping bag.

 

[A Cut Above]

You got carded by a bay mod?
I thought they were only here for decoration.

Oh I'm sure Impunity! & Tyler Durden007 will take grave offense to that.

 

[William Wonka]

Oh I'm sure Impunity! & Tyler Durden007 will take grave offense to that.

Im new.
I mistakenly thought that modding on the bay mainly involved enjoying the advanced trolling opportunities that it affords.
Im glad that Im so so wrong and we have strong hands keeping us in line.
I for one will be treading with a light step in future.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Im new.
I mistakenly thought that modding on the bay mainly involved enjoying the advanced trolling opportunities that it affords.
Im glad that Im so so wrong and we have strong hands keeping us in line.
I for one will be treading with a light step in future.

Good luck with your weight loss endeavours mate.

 

[A Cut Above]

Im new.
I mistakenly thought that modding on the bay mainly involved enjoying the advanced trolling opportunities that it affords.
Im glad that Im so so wrong and we have strong hands keeping us in line.
I for one will be treading with a light step in future.

I was only kidding mate. The mods occasionally make themselves useful, like when people like STP18 step out of line & break board rules.

 

[Hoooops]

 

[Hawk Dork]

Has anyone rung Jimmy yet?

 

[Hoooops]

Has anyone rung Jimmy yet?

Look, I found your first pick!

 

[Hawk Dork]

Will it be enough to get Motlop ?

 

[Hoooops]

Will it be enough to get Motlop ?

I don't know, but you could get Vardy with it. He's not great, but he'd at least keep Vickery out of your best 22.

 

[William Wonka]

Good luck with your weight loss endeavours mate.

Im trim as.
All i eat is light and easy.
With a daily handful of swisse vitamins of course.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Pick 57, lol.

 

[Hoooops]

Pick 57, lol.

Don't underestimate them, they have Pick 88 too!