Definitive List of West Coast Boardisms

[Bender_]

45

Definition: The exact amount of minutes one should work out daily to get swol AF.

Source: Dark Sharks

Context: "Check out Sexual's pipes! He's definitely been hitting his 45!"

 

[Bender_]

Barnacle

Definition: The term used to describe how much of a dickhead Nick "Susan" Suban is ie: massive

Source: Tiff

Context: "I'm glad Masto bit Susan, the barnacle deserved it."

 

[Beutbrute]

Swervability

Definition: The ability of a slow running player such as Priddis or Mitchell to evade opponents though subtle changes in angle.

Source: GO EAGLES

Context: PRIDDIS with the increased swervability is a must for his hard ball gets and ferocious tackling

 

[Bender_]

Not obsessed, just a fan

Definition: Making an excuse for your ignorance when you want information.

Source: Double the Fist

Context: "How many goals did JK kick last night? Not obsessed, just a fan."

 

[Jootube]

What's the score?

 

[SpaceClef]

Naitanui late out

Definition: the ever-present paranoia of losing our most important player in the lead up to a match

Source: Unknown

Context: "Game day bitches. Pretty excited about this match, I reckon Woosha may have given the boys a rocket after last weekend. ... Whispers that Naitanui may be a late out.... FUUUUUUU"

 

[Jootube]

Edwards

Definition: The creation of a non-existant Eagles player, often used a scapegoat or alternately heaped with praise.

Source: PerthBoy86 (cheers SpaceClef) https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...win-the-flag-this-year.1133825/#post-44715290

Context: "Edwards was ****ing invisible... again"

 

[FatPizza]

WWMHD

Deinition: What would Mutimer have done?

Source: Me

Context: ****ing Masten missed that game-winning shot for goal, what would Mutimer have done?

 

[FatPizza]

Season-Ending Elbow Surgery

Definition: When Season-Ending Elbow Surgery isn't required.

Source: Hackdorn

Context: JK in 2015

 

[SpaceClef]

Edwards

Definition: The creation of a non-existant Eagles player, often used a scapegoat or alternately heaped with praise.

Source: Unknown

Context: "Edwards was ******* invisible... again"

Source was PerthBoy86

 

[Jootube]

Shandong Gold Stadium

Definition: April Fools joke claiming that the new Perth Stadium's naming rights would be sold to Chinese miner Shandong Gold. Surprising number of posters did not realise the joke immediately.

Source: FiveStrings

Context: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...to-be-known-as-shandong-gold-stadium.1055823/

 

[Keys]

What's the score?

That was courtesy of Bunsen Burner cracking the shits over the lack of score updates in a preseason game thread

 

[Beutbrute]

What's the score?

What's the score?

Definition: I'm to lazy to go to any other site to find the current score. Instead clog the game day thread with score updates for my convenience

Source: quickstraw

Context: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...remantle-6-3-14.1050979/page-28#post-31979208

Edit: Context link instead of a big spiel

 

[Beutbrute]

Naitanui late out

Definition: the ever-present paranoia of losing our most important player in the lead up to a match

Source: Unknown

Context: "Game day bitches. Pretty excited about this match, I reckon Woosha may have given the boys a rocket after last weekend. ... Whispers that Naitanui may be a late out.... FUUUUUUU"

Could be wrong, but I think this one goes to Ochre
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...el-v-freo-16-2-ps.988387/page-9#post-27152875

 

[SpaceClef]

Could be wrong, but I think this one goes to Ochre
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...el-v-freo-16-2-ps.988387/page-9#post-27152875

Too many people liked it for it to not already be an in-joke.

It's been going on since 2011 I reckon

 

[FatPizza]

*May not have happened

Definition: Throwing in a joke quote from a player/coach that was never actually spoken

Source: Bombard and his press conference coverage in 2015

Context: Simmo says recruiting Riolo was a huge mistake. *May not have happened

 

[Ochre]

Just save time and give it to Keys.

 

[Keys]

Swervability

Definition: The ability of a slow running player such as Priddis or Mitchell to evade opponents though subtle changes in angle.

Source: GO EAGLES

Context: PRIDDIS with the increased swervability is a must for his hard ball gets and ferocious tackling

Same poster is also responsible for

Crazy Subtle Angles

Context : Tim Houlihan runs at crazy subtle angles

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Shandong Gold Stadium

Definition: April Fools joke claiming that the new Perth Stadium's naming rights would be sold to Chinese miner Shandong Gold. Surprising number of posters did not realise the joke immediately.

Source: FiveStrings

Context: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...to-be-known-as-shandong-gold-stadium.1055823/

Quite topical since the stadium's naming rights have become an election issue, despite there being approximately 16,000,000 more important issues facing the state currently.

 

[Ochre]

The Ochre Being A Bad Jumper

Definition: Making a joke pretending to dislike the iconic 2000-02 away jumper.

Source: Unknown

Context: Boy, that ochre jumper is awful.

 

[Jootube]

Training the House Down

Definition: Having a huge pre-season, often correlated with winning the 2km time trial (See: Chris Masten every ****ing year)

Source: West Coast Officials, AFL Journalists, Attendees of open training sessions

Context: http://www.westcoasteagles.com.au/news/2014-12-30/training-the-house-down - This won't surprise any Eagles fans as Chris Masten is well known for his performances during the pre-season.
http://www.theroar.com.au/2010/04/07/west-coast-already-face-a-season-defining-moment/ - During the pre-season, the West Coast hierarchy bragged that Masten was “training the house down"

 

[Ochre]

Absolute Trash Tonight And You All Know It

Context: When something is absolute trash that night, and everyone is aware of it.

Source: Some away game at Brisbane I believe

Context: How was the latest podcast episode? Absolute trash tonight and you all know it.

 

[Bender_]

Trip Angel

Definition: The now obsolete and eternally shitful tri-panel jumper, as auto-corrected on Keys's phone.

Source: Keys

Context: "I wouldn't wipe my arse with the trip angel"

 

[boondy]

"Reminds me of Dustin Martin " .
Description of favourable draftee
source Dark Sharks

 

[SpaceClef]

Trip Angel

Definition: The now obsolete and eternally shitful tri-panel jumper, as auto-corrected on Keys's phone.

Source: Keys

Context: "I wouldn't wipe my arse with the trip angel"

See also, tripe anal