Official Match Thread S23 First Elimination Final: Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval

[burningdwarf]

Match will be posted around 3. Thanks guys and good luck

Not sure if trolling or you post matches these days.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Oh here we go again.
The Dwarf must be awake and playing with his like button

 

[burningdwarf]

Oh here we go again.
The Dwarf must be awake and playing with his like button
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I like gorillas and you were producing some quality gifs.

 

[TheCoach16]

Oh here we go again.
The Dwarf must be awake and playing with his like button
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That's going to give me a seizure....

 

[TheCoach16]

Bombers pre game in 5...

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

I like gorillas and you were producing some quality gifs.

Yeah.
Besides from this bloke everybody loves gorillas

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

That's going to give me a seizure....

Thats the plan my convulsing friend

 

[Azarole]

Get with the program. It's already been established that it was a commiseration mousse.

I didn't give you permission to choose what type of mousse it was!!1

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Didn't know that the Roys distributed malware...

 

[TheCoach16]

Get around Bombers. It's time...


BOMBERS PRE GAME.


Gentlemen, its finals time. I could stand here and talk about "giving everything you've got", or "putting your head over the ball" or "courage, determination blah blah blah", cliche, cliche, cliche...

But you know all this. You know what you need to do. It's not in question.

You know how to do it. Thats not in question.

So what is the question? Well there are two.

There are two simple questions you need to ask yourselves today...

1. "Can I do this?
2. "Is it worth it?"

Can I do this?... You have the belief and confidence that you can achieve your goal. You are equipped, prepared and trained for what you are about to do.

When things don't go my way, can I do this?!

When you're down and hurting. When agony and anguish and exhaustion visit you, what the **** are you going to do, gentlemen? Can I do this?!

You can! You harness that pain, and it's going to drive you from where you are to where you wanna be! You will do things you never thought you could do. You will find strength and abilities you didn't know you had. You will find the strength to get up, the will to keep going, reason to fight! Because you can!

Is it worth it?...selection by consequence, gentlemen....
Selection by consequence.

Everything you do in life is because you want something for doing it. The outcome is worthy of your effort. The reward is great enough. You are prepared to bleed, sweat, work and endure for the prize you seek.

Not because someone told you to. Not because you have to. But because you need to succeed like you need to ****en breathe. Because it's worth it!

We don't have to win today.
We GET to win today!

Because we CAN....
and I promise you, gentlemen,
Because IT'S F@CKEN WORTH IT!!!


FIRST BOUNCE TO FINAL SIREN.
LETS DO THIS !

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it...

Thanks to the rap clips, BEST MATCH THREAD EVER!

Roys are a quality outfit. There are no losers today*...


*technically, there will be losers, because we will win, which means you will lose, but you get my drift...

EFA

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Get around Bombers. It's time...


BOMBERS PRE GAME.


Gentlemen, its finals time. I could stand here and talk about "giving everything you've got", or "putting your head over the ball" or "courage, determination blah blah blah", cliche, cliche, cliche...

But you know all this. You know what you need to do. It's not in question.

You know how to do it. Thats not in question.

So what is the question? Well there are two.

There are two simple questions you need to ask yourselves today...

1. "Can I do this?
2. "Is it worth it?"

Can I do this?... You have the belief and confidence that you can achieve your goal. You are equipped, prepared and trained for what you are about to do.

When things don't go my way, can I do this?!

When you're down and hurting. When agony and anguish and exhaustion visit you, what the **** are you going to do, gentlemen? Can I do this?!

You can! You harness that pain, and it's going to drive you from where you are to where you wanna be! You will do things you never thought you could do. You will find strength and abilities you didn't know you had. You will find the strength to get up, the will to keep going, reason to fight! Because you can!

Is it worth it?...selection by consequence, gentlemen....
Selection by consequence.

Everything you do in life is because you want something for doing it. The outcome is worthy of your effort. The reward is great enough. You are prepared to bleed, sweat, work and endure for the prize you seek.

Not because someone told you to. Not because you have to. But because you need to succeed like you need to ****en breathe. Because it's worth it!

We don't have to win today.
We GET to win today!

Because we CAN....
and I promise you, gentlemen,
Because IT'S F@CKEN WORTH IT!!!


FIRST BOUNCE TO FINAL SIREN.
LETS DO THIS !

Steroids are nowhere near as good as Coach's speeches when it comes to making you a tougher player.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

I cant remember?
Was sex just before a game good or bad for you?

 

[TheCoach16]

I cant remember?
Was sex just before a game good or bad for you?

Depends on the result of the game...

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Get around Bombers. It's time...


BOMBERS PRE GAME.


Gentlemen, its finals time. I could stand here and talk about "giving everything you've got", or "putting your head over the ball" or "courage, determination blah blah blah", cliche, cliche, cliche...

But you know all this. You know what you need to do. It's not in question.

You know how to do it. Thats not in question.

So what is the question? Well there are two.

There are two simple questions you need to ask yourselves today...

1. "Can I do this?
2. "Is it worth it?"

Can I do this?... You have the belief and confidence that you can achieve your goal. You are equipped, prepared and trained for what you are about to do.

When things don't go my way, can I do this?!

When you're down and hurting. When agony and anguish and exhaustion visit you, what the **** are you going to do, gentlemen? Can I do this?!

You can! You harness that pain, and it's going to drive you from where you are to where you wanna be! You will do things you never thought you could do. You will find strength and abilities you didn't know you had. You will find the strength to get up, the will to keep going, reason to fight! Because you can!

Is it worth it?...selection by consequence, gentlemen....
Selection by consequence.

Everything you do in life is because you want something for doing it. The outcome is worthy of your effort. The reward is great enough. You are prepared to bleed, sweat, work and endure for the prize you seek.

Not because someone told you to. Not because you have to. But because you need to succeed like you need to ****en breathe. Because it's worth it!

We don't have to win today.
We GET to win today!

Because we CAN....
and I promise you, gentlemen,
Because IT'S F@CKEN WORTH IT!!!


FIRST BOUNCE TO FINAL SIREN.
LETS DO THIS !

After reading that you should change your name to 'The Couch'.
I fell asleep.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Steroids are nowhere near as good as Coach's speeches when it comes to making you a tougher player.

True and Coach's pre game addresses do not cause you to grow a 3rd and 4th testicle!

 

[TheCoach16]

After reading that you should change your name to 'The Couch'.
I fell asleep.

That was the plan, my drowsy friend...

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

That was the plan, my drowsy friend...

LOL good return serve.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

EMERGENCY BACKUP PRE-GAME MEAL:

I couldn't help myself, making a pre-game meal has become muscle memory for me.

Just the one course today, but it's sure to satisfy everyone.

Course 1: Doughnut pizza

 

[TheCoach16]

EMERGENCY BACKUP PRE-GAME MEAL:

I couldn't help myself, making a pre-game meal has become muscle memory for me.

Just the one course today, but it's sure to satisfy everyone.

Course 1: Doughnut pizza

**** I want one!!!


Edit: I want a dozen...

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

EMERGENCY BACKUP PRE-GAME MEAL:

I couldn't help myself, making a pre-game meal has become muscle memory for me.

Just the one course today, but it's sure to satisfy everyone.

Course 1: Doughnut pizza

WOW.
2 arteries exploded in my body just from looking at that.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

EMERGENCY BACKUP PRE-GAME MEAL:

I couldn't help myself, making a pre-game meal has become muscle memory for me.

Just the one course today, but it's sure to satisfy everyone.

Course 1: Doughnut pizza

Are they deep fried??

 

[PhenomenalV1]

WOW.
2 arteries exploded in my body just from looking at that.

Last week we had an 88 course meal with even unhealthier things. Get a better circulation system.

Are they deep fried??

Yes Tony, doughnuts are deep fried.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Are they deep fried??

Isnt all your food

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Isnt all your food

That has no need for dipping sauce as it comes with its own!