Official Match Thread Season 24: Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[BigJoeD_]

Just remember young fella, sex is a race to the finish line.

Im a gun at it - after 15 years the missus is yet to record a victory...

That said, the races aren't run as frequently as they used to be

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

That said, the races aren't run as frequently as they used to be

It was once the Melbourne Cup, now it is more like race 9 midweek at Sale!

 

[This Is Anfield]

That said, the races aren't run as frequently as they used to be

Olympic timetable for me.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Olympic timetable for me.

You were born on the 29th Feb, eh?!

Look at the bright side TIA - officially, you're only 28!

 

[This Is Anfield]

You were born on the 29th Feb, eh?!

Look at the bright side TIA - officially, you're only 28!

Almost!!!
I was actually born on the 27th Feb.

 

[TheCoach16]

Just remember young fella, sex is a race to the finish line.

Im a gun at it - after 15 years the missus is yet to record a victory...

I remember the first time I had sex with MrsCoach...
I still have the receipt.

 

[Brown Bottle]

Thank Qod things are starting to lighten up in here. The last few pages have been about as enjoyable as sex with TheCoach16 (allegedly)

 

[BRAB]

I remember the first time I had sex with MrsCoach...
I still have the receipt.

Please don't bring your family into this.

 

[HaroLad]

BAGHDAD/BOMBERS
Official Team Sheet​

B: Grandsun - Citroin - beez
HB: UnitedWarrior93 - HumanMeatball - Daniel McL
C: LicoriceAllsorts - Tony Lynn 15 - TheCoach16
HF: iDon - BEEG - ant555
F: Dawn to Dark - PhenomenalV1 - Trust_in_sps
R: KohPhi - HaroLad - miggs

INT: Shermy - billingsnumber

NO CHANGES​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

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BAGHDAD/BOMBERS
Official Team Sheet

B: Grandsun - Citroin - beez
HB: UnitedWarrior93 - HumanMeatball - Daniel McL
C: LicoriceAllsorts - Tony Lynn 15 - TheCoach16
HF: iDon - BEEG - ant555
F: Dawn to Dark - PhenomenalV1 - Trust_in_sps
R: KohPhi - HaroLad - miggs

INT: Shermy - billingsnumber

NO CHANGES​

Oh thank god, I thought everyone forgot that there was a match this week...

 

[BRAB]

TheCoach16 has been great this week. When will he be in a prime position?

 

[HaroLad]

TheCoach16 has been great this week. When will he be in a prime position?

At the Wonders.

Oh thank god, I thought everyone forgot that there was a match this week...

Don't change a losing side.

 

[TheCoach16]

Thank Qod things are starting to lighten up in here. The last few pages have been about as enjoyable as sex with TheCoach16 (allegedly)

Who have you been talking to???
MrsCoach? Or Tony Lynn 15 ?

 

[TheCoach16]

Oh thank god, I thought everyone forgot that there was a match this week...

They'll get a decent reminder when you've got 8 on the board before quarter time...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They'll get a decent reminder when you've got 8 on the board before quarter time...

I'm sensing a double digit haul this week Coach!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thank Qod things are starting to lighten up in here. The last few pages have been about as enjoyable as sex with TheCoach16 (allegedly)

What do you mean, "last few pages"? It's closer to "last 60 pages"...

 

[TheCoach16]

TheCoach16 has been great this week.

You'd know...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Remember, this is the best East Side team...

 

[BRAB]

You'd know...

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Would you like another late night therapy session?

 

[TheCoach16]

Would you like another late night therapy session?

As tempting as that sounds...
I humoured you once, I let you have some fun. You clearly needed it after the week you've had.
It's hard work for me dumbing down everything for you and your mate...

So, I think I'll respectfully decline. Thanks though.

 

[Brown Bottle]

Who have you been talking to???
MrsCoach? Or Tony Lynn 15 ?

The Filth Wizard gave you up

 

[Brown Bottle]

What do you mean, "last few pages"? It's closer to "last 60 pages"...

I might have skipped about 40 of them

 

[The Filth Wizard]

View attachment 407508

BAGHDAD/BOMBERS
Official Team Sheet

B: Grandsun - Citroin - beez
HB: UnitedWarrior93 - HumanMeatball - Daniel McL
C: LicoriceAllsorts - Tony Lynn 15 - TheCoach16
HF: iDon - BEEG - ant555
F: Dawn to Dark - PhenomenalV1 - Trust_in_sps
R: KohPhi - HaroLad - miggs

INT: Shermy - billingsnumber

NO CHANGES​

Whatever happened to beez and Shermy?

 

[TheCoach16]

The Filth Wizard gave you up

Well he's lying! There may have been some heavy petting, but it never got further than that...

 

[Brown Bottle]

Well he's lying! There may have been some heavy petting, but it never got further than that...

He told me it went something like this