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BREAKING: S29 All-Sweet FA Team Reduced to 16 Players
H. Fewer Than, 26 February 2020

The Sweet FA has this afternoon been rocked by a major announcement pertaining to All-Sweet FA honours in Season 29. It is understood that just 16 players will be recognised come the end of the season - a major change to the regular 20 selections, in line with the typical qootball line-up.


It is believed that the change will soon be announced on the basis that only specialist positions will be recognised.

League administrator Ant Bear infamously lashed out at interchange specialists through the Season 28 awards season.

"This is not a specialist position," Ant Bear said on presentation of the Season 28 interchange representatives.

"It is a position that requires versatility, patience and being the last player picked."

However, a closer look at the Season 28 All-Sweet FA team sees Ant Bear named on the right half-forward flank, despite starting the season at full-forward, and subsequently moving into the midfield.

The hypocrisy has caused uproar in the Sweet FA community, with one seasoned campaigner - preferring to remain anonymous - particularly aggrieved.


"Based on the Season 28 All-Sweet FA team, it is clear that the half-forward flank is not a specialist position. It also doesn't provide the versatility or burst impact that the interchange provides. Going off accepted logic, half-forward flank players should not be recognised."

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Based on recent events, it is believed that All-Sweet FA selection in Season 29 will, controversially, be restricted to just 16 players, with a team featuring no interchange specialists, and no half-forward flanks.

More to come.
 

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How will all the boys get a spot if it’s limited to 16?

Hasn't been a Boys Club Admin for 6 seasons.
Still melting hard.
 
Actually, as the first ever Emergency All-Sweet FA player, I can confirm there are actually more than 20 positions.
We're discussing retrospectively cutting the emergencies from S28 because who wants a participation ribbon anyway
 
Exactly.

Don’t forget to give yourself a high five while your on skype with your boys.

Mate.

Your first post in here was an unprovoked mention of the 'boys' and you think we have the stick up our arse?
Okay, that's fine.
 

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Justified I believe it’s called

The OP is actually left-aligned. Considered going with justified but didn't want to rock the boat too much after all of manangatang's font changes recently.
 
The TV show starring the amazing Timothy Oliphant?
Eitherway, I don't think it was, or is.

Stop thinking so hard, no wonder you’re at the Royals now.
Just sit back and have one of those superb 7/11 slurpees and dream the night away.
 
This is the SFA equivalent of coming up with the perfect comeback a week after the argument ended.
 
Stop thinking so hard, no wonder you’re at the Royals now.
Just sit back and have one of those superb 7/11 slurpees and dream the night away.

Me thinking about that dreamboat Timothy Olyphant is so hard. It comes naturally.
I do wonder why you have such a hate for us though?
 

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This is the SFA equivalent of coming up with the perfect comeback a week after the argument ended.

I've set myself a calendar reminder to respond to this in 8-10 rounds. Need to think of a good comeback. Cheers.
 
I've set myself a calendar reminder to respond to this in 8-10 rounds. Need to think of a good comeback. Cheers.

That's well longer than a week.
 
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That's well longer than a week.

This is very embarrassing for me.

EDIT: No, wait. Let me try again. I'm planning to continue the argument for 7-9 weeks.

There you go, spook.
 
Do you play in a specialist position?
I do most of my best work under the pack in the middle, but I can work hard up and down on the outside, can get great results in front of the ball too.

My AA previously have been across the backline where my tendency to jump on heads flourishes.
 

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