Team 13 – Taking sledging to a new level.

[Cap]

SEM star bowler capitalist has revealed how during the latest one day game between SEM and Team 13 all the sledging was done between players on the Team 13 squad. “It was strange match, I was getting belted around the park and the non striker would say for encouragement was – I would have hit that for six you slack prick, the closest thing I saw to encouragement is when Stakerz told Crazy Q to make runs quicker or do a brittnay” .
“I realise that the BF Fantasy cricket comp is tough but these guys are scary, I’m not sure if they were trying to beat us or each other”.
SEM defeated Team 13 by 38 runs to get their 2nd win of the season and keep their slim final hopes alive while Team 13 suffered yet another loss which leaves the struggling franchise at the bottom end of the ladder

Reuters

 

[Woodstock..]

Totally agree, Crazy Q didn't take a breath at 1st slip when i was batting...

 

[beaver's army]

All the sledging was poor, they used the old swinging like a dunny door in a hurricane and the seen a better batter in a fish and ship shop, Grayza wasnt phased by them though as he went on to claim MOTM.

 

[Stenglein's a Champ!]

Totally agree, Crazy Q didn't take a breath at 1st slip when i was batting...

Most people can hold their breath for over 30 seconds...

 

[beaver's army]

Most people can hold their breath for over 30 seconds...

perhaps you would like to look at the match thread before you post such crap next times.

 

[Woodstock..]

Most people can hold their breath for over 30 seconds...

Refers to scorecard

 

[Stenglein's a Champ!]

perhaps you would like to look at the match thread before you post such crap next times.

Oh c'mon beaver's, I'm just having some fun.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Totally agree, Crazy Q didn't take a breath at 1st slip when i was batting...

That's because you smell terrible

 

[Woodstock..]

Oh c'mon beaver's, I'm just having some fun.

You just got OWNED!!!!!!!!

 

[legitimatic]

We keep a professional conduct on-field.

 

[Woodstock..]

That's because you smell terrible

That really hurt me , coming from a guy who just put on a pathetic individual performance

 

[Stenglein's a Champ!]

You just got OWNED!!!!!!!!

I just couldn't be arsed finding the scorecard so I just assumed you performed to your normal level.

 

[beaver's army]

Oh c'mon beaver's, I'm just having some fun.

as was i. I enjoy proving people wrong, its just plain funny.

 

[Stenglein's a Champ!]

as was i. I enjoy proving people wrong, its just plain funny.

Sure is.

 

[Woodstock..]

I just couldn't be arsed finding the scorecard so I just assumed you performed to your normal level.

Yep been consistent with the bat i think so far, your point?

 

[Stenglein's a Champ!]

Yep been consistent with the bat i think so far, your point?

Average in the 30's.

Alright, I'll leave you alone for a while.

 

[Woodstock..]

Average in the 30's.

Alright, I'll leave you alone for a while.

Lol, you are totally forgetting that i usually ignite it

 

[Stenglein's a Champ!]

Lol, you are totally forgetting that i usually ignite it

Thought I'd have a crack from your point of view.

I see why you do it

 

[wce_all_da_way]

What the hell? Why aren't you bagging Team 13 like the title says

 

[ShearMagic9]

Its nice to know that everyone loves us guys.

 

[Stakerz]

Got a laugh out of me

 

[CrazyQ]

21 posts?

Pathetic.

 

[Frankston Rover]

LEAK AT TEAM 13 EXCLUSIVE

By Armaund Tamzerian
Herald Sun
22nd February, 2007

A leaked report has been found in the lobby of a Melbourne hotel detailing Team 13's comeback and sledging strategy. The Herald Sun was handed the highly sensitive document by an anonymous hotel employee who found the folder just lying on a coffee table.

In the report, Team 13 players are taught that the clubs standard replys. These include:
"I know what you are but what am I?"
"I'm rubber, you're glue, it bounces off me and sticks to you."
"Ya mum"
and the infamous "I'm don't like you anymore."

Players are also encouraged to stick their fingers in their ears and go "la la la I'm not listening la la la" until the antagonist either stops or walks away.

The second part of the document outlined Team 13's sledging program. This area was quite thin but did include suggestions such as:
- name calling (poo head, freckle face and fatty boom bah were mentioned)
- sticking "Kick Me" signs on opposition players backs
- changing someones name (Catman becomes Fatman, Blue Red and Gold become Poo Head and Mould and Frankston Rover becomes W@nkstain Boner)

There was a reference to making noises like a chicken if opposition players ignored their sledges. There was also approval for players to make "OOOOO" noises and yell "Fight Fight Fight" if the opposition fired back.

Team 13 would not take our calls although club captain CrazyQ did ring us asking if a Mr Wall lived here. When we replied no, he asked what was holding up the roof and ended the call.

This story looks set to cause embarrassment amongst the Team 13 hierarchy as they struggle to get over their "pre teen" image.

 

[CrazyQ]

LEAK AT TEAM 13 EXCLUSIVE

By Armaund Tamzerian
Herald Sun
22nd February, 2007

A leaked report has been found in the lobby of a Melbourne hotel detailing Team 13's comeback and sledging strategy. The Herald Sun was handed the highly sensitive document by an anonymous hotel employee who found the folder just lying on a coffee table.

In the report, Team 13 players are taught that the clubs standard replys. These include:
"I know what you are but what am I?"
"I'm rubber, you're glue, it bounces off me and sticks to you."
"Ya mum"
and the infamous "I'm don't like you anymore."

Players are also encouraged to stick their fingers in their ears and go "la la la I'm not listening la la la" until the antagonist either stops or walks away.

The second part of the document outlined Team 13's sledging program. This area was quite thin but did include suggestions such as:
- name calling (poo head, freckle face and fatty boom bah were mentioned)
- sticking "Kick Me" signs on opposition players backs
- changing someones name (Catman becomes Fatman, Blue Red and Gold become Poo Head and Mould and Frankston Rover becomes W@nkstain Boner)

There was a reference to making noises like a chicken if opposition players ignored their sledges. There was also approval for players to make "OOOOO" noises and yell "Fight Fight Fight" if the opposition fired back.

Team 13 would not take our calls although club captain CrazyQ did ring us asking if a Mr Wall lived here. When we replied no, he asked what was holding up the roof and ended the call.

This story looks set to cause embarrassment amongst the Team 13 hierarchy as they struggle to get over their "pre teen" image.

Absolute gold

 

[TorresIsGod]

LEAK AT TEAM 13 EXCLUSIVE

By Armaund Tamzerian
Herald Sun
22nd February, 2007

A leaked report has been found in the lobby of a Melbourne hotel detailing Team 13's comeback and sledging strategy. The Herald Sun was handed the highly sensitive document by an anonymous hotel employee who found the folder just lying on a coffee table.

In the report, Team 13 players are taught that the clubs standard replys. These include:
"I know what you are but what am I?"
"I'm rubber, you're glue, it bounces off me and sticks to you."
"Ya mum"
and the infamous "I'm don't like you anymore."

Players are also encouraged to stick their fingers in their ears and go "la la la I'm not listening la la la" until the antagonist either stops or walks away.

The second part of the document outlined Team 13's sledging program. This area was quite thin but did include suggestions such as:
- name calling (poo head, freckle face and fatty boom bah were mentioned)
- sticking "Kick Me" signs on opposition players backs
- changing someones name (Catman becomes Fatman, Blue Red and Gold become Poo Head and Mould and Frankston Rover becomes W@nkstain Boner)

There was a reference to making noises like a chicken if opposition players ignored their sledges. There was also approval for players to make "OOOOO" noises and yell "Fight Fight Fight" if the opposition fired back.

Team 13 would not take our calls although club captain CrazyQ did ring us asking if a Mr Wall lived here. When we replied no, he asked what was holding up the roof and ended the call.

This story looks set to cause embarrassment amongst the Team 13 hierarchy as they struggle to get over their "pre teen" image.

Classic stuff Rover