Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 4 - Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at Underground Stadium

[GremioPower]

Gameday!

Finally...

 

[philreich]

In late news, sad news for ex pole vaulting world champion, Sergei Bubka of Russia. At a seniors pole vaulting event in Helsinki overnight, he cleared a massive 6.2 metres at his second attempt. However, he was then beaten into second place by a photo of TJASTA on the big screen, which cleared the entire stadium.

 

[philreich]

In late news, sad news for ex pole vaulting world champion, Sergei Bubka of Russia. At a seniors pole vaulting event in Helsinki overnight, he cleared a massive 6.2 metres at his second attempt. However, he was then beaten into second place by a photo of TJASTA on the big screen, which cleared the entire stadium.

In further news from the same event, another competitor didn't jump high enough, hit the bar, and was eliminated. Another competitor then jumped too high, hit a power line, and was illuminated.

 

[GremioPower]

In further news from the same event, another competitor didn't jump high enough, hit the bar, and was eliminated. Another competitor then jumped too high, hit a power line, and was illuminated.

 

[jackster83]

Huge crowds forming outside the Underground Stadium. The QOVID marshalls have been overwhelmed.

 

[Chipmunk]

Huge crowds forming outside the Underground Stadium. The QOVID marshalls have been overwhelmed.

Yeah but if you zoom out a little...

 

[Cap]

TJASTA, mate, I admire your commitment.

Oh, is TJASTA keen to be tagged in all the games again?

 

[jackster83]

Good to see ant555 fired up for today's game.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Alright philreich MWPP this match is bringing posted at 5:00 AEDT.

Thank You for your patience.

 

[Catsnlakers]

Game day, bring it on Bears.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Oh, is TJASTA keen to be tagged in all the games again?

He ****** LOVES IT!

 

[Firestarter]

Summer is nearly over, yay. Daylight savings has a month left, motherf-

 

[GremioPower]

There have been some fights outside the Mall. The tension is palpable before the match:

 

[GremioPower]

Time to go, guys.

Good qooty to all!

Rats, by a landslide.

 

[jackster83]

Everybody please be standing, minus your pants, for the Swamprat National Anthem.

Swamprats all, let us rejoice, for we are undie free
With golden beer and rivals tears, our women we don't see
Underground we dwell, we drink and yell, we're loud and we don't care,
We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
Swamprats don't play fair.
In drunken rants, we lose our pants
Swamprats don't play fair

 

[Firestarter]

There have been some fights outside the Mall. The tension is palpable before the match:

 

[Cap]

Is that maple syrup?

 

[Firestarter]

Is that maple syrup?

Yep

 

[Metalcrusher]

Yep

is it ****** alcoholic at least?...

 

[Firestarter]

is it ****** alcoholic at least?...

It's fine, they're Canadian eh.

 

[Metalcrusher]

FootyGuy13 get this shitfest underway campaignery.

 

[Cap]

is it ****** alcoholic at least?...

Sugar high after a chug contest

 

[Metalcrusher]

It's fine, they're Canadian eh.

never drank a Canadian, what do they taste like?

 

[Firestarter]

never drank a Canadian, what do they taste like?

Like a American but decaf.

 

[tony]

FootyGuy13 get this shitfest underway campaignery.

Yeah let's get this show on the road, I got some work to do.