What is always coming but never arrives?

[the avoca drover]

Lol Carlton

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

My old man was a gym rat and he quoted this vid many times.

 

[Laphroaig]

The classics never die.

And dullards are always dullards.

I could do the whole Cyrano de Bergerac thing and give you a dozen better lines without drawing a breath.

But you are too much of a dumb campaigner to be worth even that little bit of effort.

 

[augie]

If you are wondering whether they might actually be coming this time, have a look at who finished 4-10 in their B&F.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Its a winners thing obviously you wouldn't understand.

Snap!

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

And dullards are always dullards.

I could do the whole Cyrano de Bergerac thing and give you a dozen better lines without drawing a breath.

But you are too much of a dumb campaigner to be worth even that little bit of effort.

Calm down, Einstein. You can’t be that bright, you go for Carlton.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

If you are wondering whether they might actually be coming this time, have a look at who finished 4-10 in their B&F.

I did. And have never heard of them.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

They take longer than a pig to come.

 

[Laphroaig]

Calm down, Einstein. You can’t be that bright, you go for Carlton.

There is nothing more tragic than the douche' bag who thinks that the (sadly now finished) short term success of the football club he supports makes him a higher class of person. When the most cursory observation reveals the true value???? of the chap screams LOSER.

Particularly when the football club could not give a s**t if you live, die or grow mushrooms out of your crack.

 

[Laphroaig]

They take longer than a pig to come.

Pray share how more about this fascinating topic.

But in your case the pig faked it.

 

[Stronzo]

I hate Carlton, but now they’ve taken our 4th best midfielder, they should be something. I think they can take some scalps in the next season.

Walsh is an absolute gun as is Cerra, and Cripps can now take a bit of a back seat and maybe return to what he was forecasted to be before he had to carry the burden of expectation and opposition attention.

Anyway, LOL carlolton for now.

 

[ferrisb]

There is nothing more tragic than the douche' bag who thinks that the (sadly now finished) short term success of the football club he supports makes him a higher class of person.

I don't think Melbourne winning the premiership has anything to do with it. I thought Cotchins Hair Piece was a troll well before the GF.

Laphroaig, have a few pours of yourself and have a lie down, buddy.

 

[Laphroaig]

I don't think Melbourne winning the premiership has anything to do with it. I thought Cotchins Hair Piece was a troll well before the GF.

Laphroaig, have a few pours of yourself and have a lie down, buddy.

Your well meaning advice is a little late.

 

[Xtreme]

No it’s not ‘Tomorrow’ - it’s Carlton.

Could also argue Essendon winning finals as another top answer

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

There is nothing more tragic than the douche' bag who thinks that the (sadly now finished) short term success of the football club he supports makes him a higher class of person. When the most cursory observation reveals the true value???? of the chap screams LOSER.

Particularly when the football club could not give a sh*t if you live, die or grow mushrooms out of your crack.

You should be looking to Melbourne as an example of how to become successful.
And those are the words of one of your club legends.

Stephen Silvagni reveals Carlton's “biggest flaw”

“That is fundamentally their biggest flaw."

www.sen.com.au

 

[Laphroaig]

You should be looking to Melbourne as an example of how to become successful.
And those are the words of one of your club legends.

Stephen Silvagni reveals Carlton's “biggest flaw”

“That is fundamentally their biggest flaw."

www.sen.com.au

You are spending your tolerance vouchers a bit fast.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

You are spending your tolerance vouchers a bit fast.

Ive got years of build up still to be released.

 

[Laphroaig]

Ive got years of build up still to be released.

Oh goody.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Oh goody.

"Hi Laphroaig, you called?"

 

[Laphroaig]

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"Hi Laphroaig, you called?"

Who the * is that?

 

[Tiger2709]

We taught you everything you know

How so, we had gone B2B before your club won it's first VFL/AFL flag?

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

Who the fu** is that?

A man whose wit is as sharp as his reflexes, old bean.

 

[Laphroaig]

A man whose wit is as sharp as his reflexes, old bean.

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Ta.

I had mistakenly thought it was the bloke who made his players spend the pre season watching tapes of Richmond playing (back when they were good), then told them "copy that" and took the rest of the year off.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Ta.

I had mistakenly thought it was the bloke who made his players spend the pre season watching tapes of Richmond playing (back when they were good), then told them "copy that" and took the rest of the year off.

It was a pretty effective strategy, don't you think

 

[Pistol Night]

Jono Patton