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Hi everybody.

Well, not everybody; I don’t think EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD is going to be reading this thread – ha ha! Mobbs, imagine how many teams you could fill if EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD joined the Sweet FA!!!!!!! Wahey!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laughv1:

Anyway, it’s Headless here – and I’m just so, so wonderfully thankful to be here. No, honestly – I really am.

And I’ll tell you why.

I’m thankful to be here because I have a GIFT for you all, and I want to SHARE it. So I will. :gift:

As you know, I – that’s me, Headless – am going to win the Season 33 beez Trophy, mostly because I’m just an absolute l****** (legend) of the l***** (league). But everybody else will be effin’ and jeffin’ throughout the season for the other spots on the podium, and it can be CONFUSING when it comes to the end of the season in regard to where to place your votes.

I won’t be voting, of course, because I want to maximise my winning margin, but that’s neither here nor there.

What’s both here AND there (imagine me pointing wildly at this point) is this thread, which will track beez-related activity throughout the season. That is, of course, unless I don’t continue with it. If that’s the case, please disregard entirely.

Each week (or maybe not), I’ll update this thread with GOOD POSTING EFFORTS :thumbsu: that should be rewarded in the beez – so threads or posts or contributions or whatever that should be NOTICED. And also some other contributions that I’ll pop in just for fun, because I enjoy having a small giggle from time to time. :gigglev1: Sorry if that offended anybody - just being honest!!!!!

Those featured in this thread will be getting closer and closer to the beez, and, as such, should be PREPARED. That’s why they need STINGOSE, because they’re getting close to beez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWEET'S COMEBACKS (3).png

As you know, STINGOSE is a first aid treatment that works rapidly to provide safe, effective treatment for the pain, itch and inflammation associated with the stings and bites of most insects and plants (no doubt including our dear friend beez).

And that's PRECISELY what my thread will be about.

But really, it's OUR thread. Sort of.

So are you FLIPPING READY FOR SOME FUN, or WHAT???????????????? 🥳
 

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Dear god ... this is literally plumbing the depths ..
It really is.

I mean, who even admits to abstaining to maximise their votes before the season starts?

I voted, it's the sportsmanlike thing to do.




If Headless is going to stoop to such levels, maybe I'll HAVE to summon my depleted reserves and make another run at it. For the sanctity of the award you understand......
 

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Hi everybody.

Well, not everybody; I don’t think EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD is going to be reading this thread – ha ha! Mobbs, imagine how many teams you could fill if EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD joined the Sweet FA!!!!!!! Wahey!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laughv1:

Anyway, it’s Headless here – and I’m just so, so wonderfully thankful to be here. No, honestly – I really am.

And I’ll tell you why.

I’m thankful to be here because I have a GIFT for you all, and I want to SHARE it. So I will. :gift:

As you know, I – that’s me, Headless – am going to win the Season 33 beez Trophy, mostly because I’m just an absolute l****** (legend) of the l***** (league). But everybody else will be effin’ and jeffin’ throughout the season for the other spots on the podium, and it can be CONFUSING when it comes to the end of the season in regard to where to place your votes.

I won’t be voting, of course, because I want to maximise my winning margin, but that’s neither here nor there.

What’s both here AND there (imagine me pointing wildly at this point) is this thread, which will track beez-related activity throughout the season. That is, of course, unless I don’t continue with it. If that’s the case, please disregard entirely.

Each week (or maybe not), I’ll update this thread with GOOD POSTING EFFORTS :thumbsu: that should be rewarded in the beez – so threads or posts or contributions or whatever that should be NOTICED. And also some other contributions that I’ll pop in just for fun, because I enjoy having a small giggle from time to time. :gigglev1: Sorry if that offended anybody - just being honest!!!!!

Those featured in this thread will be getting closer and closer to the beez, and, as such, should be PREPARED. That’s why they need STINGOSE, because they’re getting close to beez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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As you know, STINGOSE is a first aid treatment that works rapidly to provide safe, effective treatment for the pain, itch and inflammation associated with the stings and bites of most insects and plants (no doubt including our dear friend beez).

And that's PRECISELY what my thread will be about.

But really, it's OUR thread. Sort of.

So are you FLIPPING READY FOR SOME FUN, or WHAT???????????????? 🥳
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It really is.

I mean, who even admits to abstaining to maximise their votes before the season starts?

I voted, it's the sportsmanlike thing to do.




If Headless is going to stoop to such levels, maybe I'll HAVE to summon my depleted reserves and make another run at it. For the sanctity of the award you understand......

You really should, your last seasons efforts were epic mate.
 
It really is.

I mean, who even admits to abstaining to maximise their votes before the season starts?

I voted, it's the sportsmanlike thing to do.




If Headless is going to stoop to such levels, maybe I'll HAVE to summon my depleted reserves and make another run at it. For the sanctity of the award you understand......
The downward spiral into the abyss has begun, nobody can do anything any more. The league is entering an era of post-modernism where Headless is the standard of good posting.

Headless will win the S33, S34, S35 and S36 Beez Trophies and before becoming admin in S37. S38 will be the final season in the SFA's existence. We are approaching the end of history.
 
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The downward spiral into the abyss has begun, nobody can do anything any more. The league is entering an era of post-modernism where Headless is the standard of good posting.

Headless will win the S33, S34, S35 and S36 Beez Trophies and before becoming admin in S37. S38 will be the final season in the SFA's existence. We are approaching the end of history.
And you've always said that!
 
The downward spiral into the abyss has begun, nobody can do anything any more. The league is entering an era of post-modernism where Headless is the standard of good posting.

Headless will win the S33, S34, S35 and S36 Beez Trophies and before becoming admin in S37. S38 will be the final season in the SFA's existence. We are approaching the end of history.

I'll take that if he extrapolates on his short stories more, I thoroughly enjoyed those.
 

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It is a proven tactic.
Last season was the first season I can recall not voting and that was only because I was absent for several months.

I'll be voting if I'm in the top five engaged at the Demons and mang asks me.
 
Pre-season STINGOSE update
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Hi everybody.

Well, not everybody; I don’t think EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD is going to be reading this thread – ha ha! Mobbs, imagine how many teams you could fill if EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD joined the Sweet FA!!!!!!! Wahey!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laughv1:

Anyway, it’s Headless here - the thread started. You know that already, of course.

As we approach Round 1 of the new season ("GREAT!", I hear you cry (not actually cry, of course)), I thought it would be a darn-flippin' AWESOME time to reflect on the pre-season. So I will.

WHICH users have advanced their potential beez placings? WHICH users, therefore, might like to stock up on some STINGOSE???????

I'm here to help.

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MOBBS

Firstly, our dear friend Mobbs has been going HARD on some SUPER NICHE initiative than NONE of us fully UNDERSTANDS. And it's OARSUM (sorry about the spelling ha ha!!!!!). 🛶 There's something about FLOWER FARM, and I think Mobbs wants you to join the new FLOWER FARM team.

Our dear friend Kennedy Parker has been GETTING involved, suggesting ways that Mobbs' SUPER NICHE initiative COULD actually IMPROVE the existing league - but Mobbs is saying NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! And it's the best!!!!!

STINGOSE required, Mobbs - you probably might potentially have my votes!!!!!!!!!!!

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THEWIZARDMELON

Secondly, our dear friend thewizardmelon is taking us back to s***** (school), or potentially universit* (university), with the very clever M. Qo - I recommend you check it out.

The first topic? "SFA History" - which, of course, should be "Sweet FA History". But check out the effort! Seriously, check it! Out! Now!

There was even a PDF (Portable Document Format). That should probably count for something.

STINGOSE required, thewizardmelon - you probably might potentially have my votes!!!!!!!!!!!

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HEADLESS

I started a really funny PM with our dear friends BLUEALLTHRU and Metalcrusher called "Bombers Season 33 Team PM", which included nothing but this season's fixture. It really made me do one big giggle - just like this: :gigglev1:. But its visibility was confined to only two users, so I'm speaking about it here because I want you to vote for me in the beez.

STINGOSE required, me - you probably might potentially have my votes!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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