Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 3 - Baghdad Bombers v Mt Buller Demons @ Abdu Prison

[Headless]

What position do you try and play?

I know you didn't ask me, BLUE, but I thought you'd be interested in my answer regardless.

I tried to play INT2 this season, but my dear friend Quivorir OUTPERFORMED ME all off-season, so got the first crack. And BOY OH BOY, what a start to the season for Quiv it's been!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I know you didn't ask me, BLUE, but I thought you'd be interested in my answer regardless.

I tried to play INT2 this season, but my dear friend Quivorir OUTPERFORMED ME all off-season, so got the first crack. And BOY OH BOY, what a start to the season for Quiv it's been!

I find that hard to believe, the greatest interchange player the league has ever seen OUTPERFORMED!!!!!

No this just will not do.

 

[Jabba73]

I know you didn't ask me, BLUE, but I thought you'd be interested in my answer regardless.

I tried to play INT2 this season, but my dear friend Quivorir OUTPERFORMED ME all off-season, so got the first crack. And BOY OH BOY, what a start to the season for Quiv it's been!

Will it help if we respectfully request you be reinstated?

 

[Bluelegs]

Bluelegs, what is your FAVOURITE THING about our OPPOSITION this very week in the Sweet Football Association?

 

[sausageroll]

How do you even have time to post in here alongside the essays you're writing elsewhere, Jabba73?

I got 25% for the first essay I ever wrote when I was at school. The comment when it was returned said "This is NOT an essay. 25%"

When I asked the teacher where I went wrong she said I hit 100% of the marking criteria but the entire "essay" was literally just a series of dot points.
She was right, it was. But still...

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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Very proud of your 2nd game work mate, the quintessential Bomber

 

[Kilroy]

Who are you talking to?

Cadsky

Therapy needn't be reactive. I find it greatly beneficial as a proactive tool.

Does descriptivism actually work in that space, I ask myself?

 

[Bluelegs]

Bluelegs, what is your FAVOURITE THING about our OPPOSITION this very week in the Sweet Football Association?

In all seriousness, though.

It's very hard to choose one thing.

 

[Jabba73]

I got 25% for the first essay I ever wrote when I was at school. The comment when it was returned said "This is NOT an essay. 25%"

When I asked the teacher where I went wrong she said I hit 100% of the marking criteria but the entire "essay" was literally just a series of dot points.
She was right, it was. But still...

The content is more important than the volume.



There may well be something rather salient in this for your team mates to heed this week.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I got 25% for the first essay I ever wrote when I was at school. The comment when it was returned said "This is NOT an essay. 25%"

When I asked the teacher where I went wrong she said I hit 100% of the marking criteria but the entire "essay" was literally just a series of dot points.
She was right, it was. But still...

Mmm you’ll need to improve before reinstatement that’s for sure.

 

[Headless]

I find that hard to believe, the greatest interchange player the league has ever seen OUTPERFORMED!!!!!

No this just will not do.

I would have said the same, BLUE, but you should have seen Quivorir.

Stretching, sweating, motivating everybody in the vicinity - and then Quiv started training!

 

[Jabba73]

Cadsky

Shhh, ffs.

We are being watched and don't want to give him away.

 

[Headless]

Will it help if we respectfully request you be reinstated?

Your club seems to be requesting a lot of things that won't come to fruition, Jabba73, so you might as well add it to the list.

 

[Headless]

That's right, Bluelegs - they're very musical!

Personally - and this is just me speaking personally - I can't wait for Friday.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I would have said the same, BLUE, but you should have seen Quivorir.

Stretching, sweating, motivating everybody in the vicinity - and then Quiv started training!

You see right there that’s very un SFA like, Who actually trains to play!!

 

[Jabba73]

Your club seems to be requesting a lot of things that won't come to fruition, Jabba73, so you might as well add it to the list.

We are simply fulfilling our charter to help the SFA to be better.

It seems self interest has taken hold where none is welcome. Sigh

 

[sausageroll]

Cadsky


Does descriptivism actually work in that space, I ask myself?

I heard Cadsky was in witness protection. What's he doing out and about?

 

[sausageroll]

The content is more important than the volume.



There may well be something rather salient in this for your team mates to heed this week.

Did you see that Dees? Jabba just said if we want a good quality conversation we're going to have to spend the week in the team PM

 

[Headless]

Who will I be lining up on this week, again? Is it gab213? I feel it only fair to provide ample time to prepare.

 

[Jabba73]

I heard Cadsky was in witness protection. What's he doing out and about?

He gets a new name every now and again. We used a double bluff and repeated Cadsky this time, won't be so lucky again.

Any suggestions for his next nom de plume?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Bluelegs, what is your FAVOURITE THING about our OPPOSITION this very week in the Sweet Football Association?

I know you didn’t ask me Headless but you see I can’t help myself when the answer is so clear.

Since the league inception and all the games and flags won, there is only one team that sits on Mt Qeverest alone. It’s Baghdad and we have SIX flags.

Please ask your teammates to bow in our presence in future.

Okay sorry Bluelegs continue.

 

[moginie]

And where has the caravan moved on to this week?

Aha, salaam w'aleykoum citizens of Baghdad.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I heard Cadsky was in witness protection. What's he doing out and about?

He’s visiting a ‘friend’ and should be back in a month or so.

 

[Jabba73]

Did you see that Dees? Kilroy just said if we want a good quality conversation we're going to have to spend the week in the team PM

Nice ninja edit.

 

[Headless]

I know you didn’t ask me Headless but you see I can’t help myself when the answer is so clear.

Since the league inception and all the games and flags won, there is only one team that sits on Mt Qeverest alone. It’s Baghdad and we have SIX flags.

Please ask your teammates to bow in our presence in future.

Okay sorry Bluelegs continue.

Why, that sounds awfully lonely, BLUE. I'm sorry to hear it!