Think Tank Chief, the most stable genius, cracks a wobbly and sends my post from the Main Bored to the Bay (featuring Patrick Cripps flopping)

[STPer18]

I wasn't a fan of Patrick Cripps

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Patrick Cripps

Age

30

Ht

195cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

16.1

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

5.8

5star

CL

7.4

5star

D

21.0

5star

K

10.1

4star

HB

10.9

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

3.8

4star

CL

6.3

5star

D

12.6

4star

K

4.8

2star

HB

7.8

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.4

4star

going down and staying down like he'd been shot after being brushed by an umpire. Once he realised no free kick was coming he got up like nothing had happened. I'd be changing his fine for umpire contact into one for staging personally.

Maybe once he's done playing AFL a career in the WWE could be on the cards for the silverware-less skipper.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

I wasn't a fan of Patrick Cripps going down and staying down like he'd been shot after being brushed by an umpire. Once he realised no free kick was coming he got up like nothing had happened. I'd be changing his fine for umpire contact into one for staging personally.

Maybe once he's done playing AFL a career in the WWE could be on the cards for the silverware-less skipper.

You ever been hit in the eye before? Generally pretty disorientating

 

[Inspecta Gadget]

You ever been hit in the eye before? Generally pretty disorientating

Cripps was so disorientated he tried running along the y-axis?

 

[ThatsjustDappa]

STPer18 - Nothing to do with the thread. Take it to the Bay.

Fair comparison i thought, exhibit 1. was Tanner, exhibit 2. was Cripps. All to do with the thread of exaggerating non-existent head knocks....

 

[Cmarsh]

I wasn't a fan of Patrick Cripps going down and staying down like he'd been shot after being brushed by an umpire. Once he realised no free kick was coming he got up like nothing had happened. I'd be changing his fine for umpire contact into one for staging personally.

Maybe once he's done playing AFL a career in the WWE could be on the cards for the silverware-less skipper.

Cripps should have been reported for that. Not only did he stage but he had full view running forward towards the umpire so could have easily avoided contact. There is a case that is intentional umpire contact. Should have got weeks.

 

[FISTO]

That umpire should be charged with assault

 

[V23]

Main Bored The Bay Divvy Van

 

[Triggering Tiger]

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I knew I'd seen this somewhere before.

 

[the avoca drover]

Cripps has been taking acting lessons from Dangershank.
Thread deserves to be on the main bored.

 

[FurTheWin]

That's a bit disappointing from Patrick, but when you're up against another big free kick accumulator, you have to take the Captain's role.

 

[frggr]

That's Daicos levels of softness

 

[Pistol Night]

You ever been hit in the eye before? Generally pretty disorientating

Unless you're Stevie Wonder and then he knows where you are

 

[catscratchfever]

You ever been hit in the eye before? Generally pretty disorientating

Getting hit in the ego is worse.

 

[Pistol Night]

Getting hit in the ego is worse.

Pretty sure the dick trumps all

 

[catscratchfever]

Pretty sure the dick trumps all

Wouldn’t worry Cripps, then.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pretty sure the dick trumps all

...and Trump dicks all

 

[Xtreme]

I haven't seen bad acting like that since Police Academy 7