Think Tank Amazing new scientific breakthrough: the AFL proves 50 = 77.2

[catscratchfever]

In the 1st quarter of the Loins v Floggingwad game last night, the scumpires were responsible for upending not years, not decades, not centuries, but millennia of geometric theorising by 'proving' beyond a reasonable doubt that 50 metres equals 77.2 metres. In taking Josh Faicos from somewhere on the back flank to all the way just inside the Colonwobble F50, the white maggots have laid the groundwork for fruitful research stretching beyond the foreseeable future.

Not even Albert Einstein himself could claim such an astonishing leap in knowledge! We are in awe.

Surely the Nobel Prize must be awarded in such exceptional circumstances.

Express your admiration for the adjudicating mental giants here -

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[westie]

In the 1st quarter of the Loins v Floggingwad game last night, the scumpires were responsible for upending not years, not decades, not centuries, but millenniums of geometric theorising by 'proving' beyond a reasonable doubt that 50 metres equals 77.2 metres. In taking Josh Faicos from somewhere on the back flank to all the way just inside the Colonwobble F50, the white maggots have laid the groundwork for fruitful research stretching beyond the foreseeable future.

Not even Albert Einstein himself could claim such an astonishing leap in knowledge! We are in awe.

Surely the Nobel Prize must be awarded in such exceptional circumstances.

Express your admiration for the adjudicating mental giants here -

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Couldn't have said it better, myself! I wouldn't be surprised if those blokes in the snot coloured shirts were wearing black an white jocks.

 

[Footy Is Good]

 

[STPer18]

Just missed it by 54%.

 

[Mofra]

In other news, Captain Mofra is now packing a solid 7.7 inches

 

[Kabanna]

In the 1st quarter of the Loins v Floggingwad game last night, the scumpires were responsible for upending not years, not decades, not centuries, but millenniums of geometric theorising by 'proving' beyond a reasonable doubt that 50 metres equals 77.2 metres. In taking Josh Faicos from somewhere on the back flank to all the way just inside the Colonwobble F50, the white maggots have laid the groundwork for fruitful research stretching beyond the foreseeable future.

Not even Albert Einstein himself could claim such an astonishing leap in knowledge! We are in awe.

Surely the Nobel Prize must be awarded in such exceptional circumstances.

Express your admiration for the adjudicating mental giants here -

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Bloody hell. I thought it was a long 50 metres!

 

[westie]

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Aha, there's the confirmation!

 

[Sqotty from office works]

In other news, Captain Mofra is now packing a solid 7.7 inches

Most women fit that much crack in thier undies.
So you're not special

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

In other news, Captain Mofra is now packing a solid 7.7 inches

Wow that's 5 more inches than zackah (according to V_23 )

 

[Footy Is Good]

Bloody hell. I thought it was a long 50 metres!

It was a 100m penalty!

Jaicos only used 3/4 quarters of it, but kicked the goal anyway so they paid advantage!

 

[Pistol Night]

Oh well

 

[JoseMourinho]

In the 1st quarter of the Loins v Floggingwad game last night, the scumpires were responsible for upending not years, not decades, not centuries, but millennia of geometric theorising by 'proving' beyond a reasonable doubt that 50 metres equals 77.2 metres. In taking Josh Faicos from somewhere on the back flank to all the way just inside the Colonwobble F50, the white maggots have laid the groundwork for fruitful research stretching beyond the foreseeable future.

Not even Albert Einstein himself could claim such an astonishing leap in knowledge! We are in awe.

Surely the Nobel Prize must be awarded in such exceptional circumstances.

Express your admiration for the adjudicating mental giants here -

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I was like uhhh why is he in the 50m line when the 50m was given literally ouside of brisbanes 50.