Autopsy AFL 2025 Round 13 - Demons v Pies Mon June 9th 3:20pm AEST (MCG)

[FireKrakouer]

Free Kick Nick rubbing some dencorub into those knees and back after diving and over extending into the MCG turf today.

3 votes to Free Kick Nick?

Little Nicky being tucked into bed after being given a hot bath by LaLangdon

A 3 hour long Naicos-obsessed meltdown in the middle of the night while receiving zero engagement? Have some dignity, sir.

lol. 5 from free kicks. hell even his goal was from a 70m penalty. 9 contested possessions isn't good by the way.

Minus about 4 of those touches that he got when he snuck on early into the half back line to get some easy ball when Langdon was off.

1 of those 19 he got from having a finger graze his back. And he almost sprayed it on the full. I guess include that touch if it makes u feel better

This and the above are some of the greatest jealousy fueled tantrums since Frank Grimes.

 

[VinnieB]

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You should also be thankful you get to witness the career of one of the greatest players in the history of the game.

 

[VinnieB]

you realise that Langdon got 4 touches and he wasn't even trying to get the footy. Shows you how easy it is to get touches in the modern game.

Yes. Fancy knowing you aren’t in the same league as a kid, that your only value is to not touch the ball and keep that kid to around 20 touches and a goal. Not only that, you needed to cheat in order to keep him to that 20.

This just elevates Nick Daicos again.

There’s a reason all coaches put so much work in attempting to stop the little master. We have seen nothing like it in the history of the game.

 

[Bont the Lord]

You do realise that if Nick was umpired correctly he would have received more than 30 free kicks yesterday alone?

I thought players swapped jumpers after the game. Langdon tried to take Nick's off from the first bounce.

 

[danster168]

Yes. Fancy knowing you aren’t in the same league as a kid, that your only value is to not touch the ball and keep that kid to around 20 touches and a goal. Not only that, you needed to cheat in order to keep him to that 20.

This just elevates Nick Daicos again.

There’s a reason all coaches put so much work in attempting to stop the little master. We have seen nothing like it in the history of the game.

lol 1 of his kicks he sprayed basically on the full after a bs free. another handball he hit into the 10th row lol. throw in some 5 free kicks. Then he gets a couple of cheapies when Langdon was off. All duck no dinner. Langdon got him and got the praise of Fly.
Langdon now has set the blue print.

0 coaches, 0 brownlow votes. Poor little Nicky.

 

[Fadge]

lol 1 of his kicks he sprayed basically on the full after a bs free.

Love this.

'He basically sprayed it on the full'.

Except... it went through for a point.

What was the final margin again?

 

[VinnieB]

lol 1 of his kicks he sprayed basically on the full after a bs free. another handball he hit into the 10th row lol. throw in some 5 free kicks. Then he gets a couple of cheapies when Langdon was off. All duck no dinner. Langdon got him and got the praise of Fly.
Langdon now has set the blue print.

0 coaches, 0 brownlow votes. Poor little Nicky.

Nick doesn't need to play for votes. The coaches already believe he is the best player in the game.
How many coaches votes did Langdon get?
4 disposals and 40 holds on a player? Couldn't do it legally.

Talking about free kicks, how soft was Petty pleading for a free after he sprayed another kick, because of a very slight touch in the back.

Anyway Josh Daicos showed he is twice the player of Oliver and Petracca; 2 players with zero composure, in a panic when they have the ball. We just love it when the ball is in their hands, knowing they just kick in hope. Been doing it their whole careers. Hopefully, they stay at Melbourne.

 

[RCAB]

lol 1 of his kicks he sprayed basically on the full after a bs free. another handball he hit into the 10th row lol. throw in some 5 free kicks. Then he gets a couple of cheapies when Langdon was off. All duck no dinner. Langdon got him and got the praise of Fly.
Langdon now has set the blue print.

0 coaches, 0 brownlow votes. Poor little Nicky.

Has the blueprint. Cool.

So with the blueprint how much do you expect Melbourne to beat Collingwood in rnd24 later this year, Rayner...I mean Danster.

 

[Chronz]

lol 1 of his kicks he sprayed basically on the full after a bs free. another handball he hit into the 10th row lol. throw in some 5 free kicks. Then he gets a couple of cheapies when Langdon was off. All duck no dinner. Langdon got him and got the praise of Fly.
Langdon now has set the blue print.

0 coaches, 0 brownlow votes. Poor little Nicky.

Uh oh, looks like Danny boy has found a new target. This can only be good news for us Pies fans considering the way his Rayner meltdowns have worked out.

 

[danster168]

Has the blueprint. Cool.

So with the blueprint how much do you expect Melbourne to beat Collingwood in rnd24 later this year, Rayner...I mean Danster.

Glad you asked. Neutral umps. Gives a 4 goal win. Neutral umps plus being slightly better in front of goal = 8 goal win. Regardless, it's on our boot.

 

[danster168]

Uh oh, looks like Danny boy has found a new target. This can only be good news for us Pies fans considering the way his Rayner meltdowns have worked out.

Rayner? lol. what's the guy done? Let's have a look. Surprise surprise, 14.5 touches, 1 goal a game playing in a top 4 team. Rayner has been one of the biggest feathers in my cap. not sure why you'd bring him up tbh.

 

[RCAB]

Glad you asked. Neutral umps. Gives a 4 goal win. Neutral umps plus being slightly better in front of goal = 8 goal win. Regardless, it's on our boot.

I'll keep this one for later

 

[Fadge]

Glad you asked. Neutral umps. Gives a 4 goal win. Neutral umps plus being slightly better in front of goal = 8 goal win. Regardless, it's on our boot.

LOL.

We all know it will be yet another dead rubber where Collingwood will have top 2 locked away and Melbourne will be out of finals contention.

Pies might even put a VFL team on the field to preserve everyone for September action. And still win.

 

[RedWhite4Ever]

A 3 hour long Naicos-obsessed meltdown in the middle of the night while receiving zero engagement? Have some dignity, sir.

This and the above are some of the greatest jealousy fueled tantrums since Frank Grimes.

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I have a life outside BF. A job, career. You know - not centerlink

 

[Bianconeri]

Langdon now has set the blue print.

Completely sacrifice your best outside mid to curb 30% of Nicks possession count?

 

[humper]

Completely sacrifice your best outside mid to curb 30% of Nicks possession count?

He did far more than that.

 

[Pistol Night]

Completely sacrifice your best outside mid to curb 30% of Nicks possession count?

And still lose. What a ****n brilliant game plan

 

[Pistol Night]

He did far more than that.

Yeah until the umps caught on

 

[humper]

Yeah until the umps caught on

Don't go down that path

 

[Pistol Night]

Don't go down that path

What path? The one where they caught onto his bullshit holding and rightly penalised it. Don’t go down the path of having a different view of things just because it’s Daicos like the other fools

 

[Fadge]

Don't go down that path

Why not?

Refer to the free kick AGAINST Nick to Oliver after the first centre bounce.

If that's a free kick, how many should Nick have received throughout the afternoon?

30?

50?

60?

 

[schmuttt]

And still lose. What a ****n brilliant game plan

Why was it a bad thing to try and curb one of the best players in the league? Geez pies fans are weird sometimes.

 

[humper]

What path? The one where they caught onto his bullshit holding and rightly penalised it. Don’t go down the path of having a different view of things just because it’s Daicos like the other fools

He received 5 frees and his out put was minimal. I'm not sure he handled it that well to be fair.

 

[Pistol Night]

Why was it a bad thing to try and curb one of the best players in the league? Geez pies fans are weird sometimes.

So Leigh Matthews is weird too? Curb within the rules isn’t “weird” ya knob

 

[Pistol Night]

He received 5 frees and his out put was minimal. I'm not sure he handled it that well to be fair.

Well you try and play a game of AFL in a full Nelson and see if you get 19 and 1. Fair effort