Off-topic Viv Richards would absolutely knock the absolute snot out of today's Bogan Green Flogs

[Xtreme]

Viv would also belt Bad Boy Bailey Smith

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Bailey Smith

Age

24

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

8.5

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

19.8

5star

K

9.6

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

3.2

4star

D

14.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

1.6

4star

around as well.

In fact he wouldn't stand for corruption and ensure that Geelong and Essendon were burned to the ground.

 

[Pommie Roo]

only if you get tyred of life, I guess

Nice one corn pop.

 

[James Colorado]

Rumour has it Richie Benaud was in perfect health but heard Haydos commentate a session and immediately hung himself

If you're going to refer to him, at least use his correct name.

THE BIG DOSS

 

[Pistol Night]

Vivs the only campaigner I’ve seen get hit in the head with a bouncer not wearing a helmet and stare down the bowler. Where do you go from there as a paceman looking for a mental edge? Drop your strides? Nope that won’t do it. I’d just finish the over apologising to a few gentle offies as I let them go and fake an injury

 

[Pistol Night]

If you're going to refer to him, at least use his correct name.

THE BIG DOSS

We’ve got the campaigner back tomorrow I suppose in the West Indies so I’m trying to cleanse myself of the doss for a couple of hours before we get some “gold dust” or some obscure reference that have as much relevance to the game situation as a cauliflower

 

[Pommie Roo]

Vivs the only campaigner I’ve seen get hit in the head with a bouncer not wearing a helmet and stare down the bowler. Where do you go from there as a paceman looking for a mental edge? Drop your strides? Nope that won’t do it. I’d just finish the over apologising to a few gentle offies as I let them go and fake an injury

TBH back in late 80's and early nineties I use to play club cricket and never wore a helmet either and the only time I ever got hit in the head was bowling and trying to stop a errand return throw back to me.

 

[StackedHunch]

He has arisen!!

 

[Pommie Roo]

He has arisen!!


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Jesus mate what do think I'm 100 ffs? Btw you need some new material dude.

 

[StackedHunch]

Jesus mate what do think I'm 100 ffs? Btw you need some new material dude.

 

[Pistol Night]

TBH back in late 80's and early nineties I use to play club cricket and never wore a helmet either and the only time I ever got hit in the head was bowling and trying to stop a errand return throw back to me.

Were you that shit they didn’t bounce you?

 

[frggr]

I am having a laugh. I expected it and am enjoying the banter. It's all fun

You know who isn't having fun? Footy Is Good

 

[Pommie Roo]

Were you that shit they didn’t bounce you?

Oh they tried to but I had good reflexes and never got hit, very lucky when you think about it.

 

[Pistol Night]

Oh they tried to but I had good reflexes and never got hit, very lucky when you think about it.

I’d probably cop a pawn to the head playing chess so I commend your skill

 

[James Colorado]

We’ve got the campaigner back tomorrow I suppose in the West Indies so I’m trying to cleanse myself of the doss for a couple of hours before we get some “gold dust” or some obscure reference that have as much relevance to the game situation as a cauliflower

I'm of the belief he should lean into the persona. Just have a siren blare and an airhorn blow whenever THE BIG DOSS starts his commentary shift.

 

[Footy Is Good]

You know who isn't having fun? Footy Is Good

Shutup sleepy frggr. Did yesterdays trolls snap your last brain cells in half?

 

[Pistol Night]

I'm of the belief he should lean into the persona. Just have a siren blare and an airhorn blow whenever THE BIG DOSS starts his commentary shift.

To be honest when im 10 beers deep i enjoy the shit talkery from the doss

 

[Pommie Roo]

Is anyone else a member of the BigCricket chat site?

 

[frggr]

Now that Triggered Tugger is back, we can probably expect Aristotle to come back now they/them aren't the biggest Richmunt flog on the bay anymore

 

[Pistol Night]

Now that Triggered Tugger is back, we can probably expect Aristotle to come back now they/them aren't the biggest Richmunt flog on the bay anymore

God its like a Beatles reunion with all these icons returning

 

[frggr]

God its like a Beatles reunion with all these icons returning

Except everyone is Ringo Starr

 

[Pistol Night]

Except everyone is Ringo Starr

John, Paul, George and that campaigner that used to commentate Thomas The Tank Engine

 

[Pommie Roo]

Now that Triggered Tugger is back, we can probably expect Aristotle to come back now they/them aren't the biggest Richmunt flog on the bay anymore

Do you mean we both lost our Crowns here? I tell ya you go away for 5 mins and there are new flogs ready to take over your turf.

 

[V23]

Didn’t recognise you Triggering Tiger without the gif spam

 

[Pommie Roo]

Didn’t recognise you Triggering Tiger without the gif spam

I did a few scroll back m8.

 

[V23]