Backfire The winner of the 2025 AFL Premiership is....

[frggr]

Yeah, we’re boring and predictable. Just pencil us in for a finals birth every season. Ho-hum, how tedious for the rest of the minnows i.e. everyone else

And usually a Preliminaryship too.

Imagine having to have September holiday plans

 

[frggr]

The fact that Nash accidentally took out the guy with the worst name in league history is just the ducks coming home to roost after Selwood's decades long culture of cheating.

"Accidentally"

 

[StackedHunch]

And usually a Preliminaryship too.

Imagine having to have September holiday plans

Yet no more flags to show for it. Now we're back in our window, and we're usually greedy.

But don't fear: one day you'll be a 13 flag club, too (when we pull ahead of the big three, most likely).

 

[frggr]

Last 10 games:
Hawthorn ranked 3rd for most turnovers
Geelong ranked 18th.

Last 5 games
Hawthorn ranked 5th for most turnovers
Geelong ranked 18th

Hawfies beating Adelaide (the top ranked team for turnovers) and GWS (who rank 6th).

 

[frggr]

Yet no more flags to show for it. Now we're back in our window, and we're usually greedy.

But don't fear: one day you'll be a 13 flag club, too (when we pull ahead of the big three, most likely).

Congratulations on your big win against Port last year.

It's not a bad list you've assembled considering you had no priority picks this time around

 

[StackedHunch]

Congratulations on your big win against Port last year.

It's not a bad list you've assembled considering you had no priority picks this time around

Your list is strangely modest given you don't have a salary cap.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Unfortunately one of these flog teams will win but on the bright side one of them will lose, it's just a shame they both can't lose.

Go Meterorite!

 

[frggr]

Your list is strangely modest given you don't have a salary cap.

Exactly. Must be that we have the same salary cap as everyone else.

We just don't waste money on spuds

 

[frggr]

TazHawk15 are you going to the game?

 

[StackedHunch]

TazHawk15 are you going to the game?

No, but the tea towel won't go on until after the game finishes.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

The fact that Nash accidentally took out the guy with the worst name in league history....

I'm confused, when did Nash take out Calsher? (or do you mean Mabior or Changkouth)?

 

[STPer18]

Reminder the poo & wee team were the premiership favourite heading into the season and put out a pre-season documentary. Would hate to see them bottle it before even making the big dance.

 

[FISTO]

Day still dragging. **** shit campaigner t***ies Kennett twat campaigner campaigner campaigner etc.

Where are all the hok tuahs, come tell us how you're going to be our daddy etc. Lets get spicy in here.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

As everyone knows, I am on the Geelong bandwagon tonight

 

[StackedHunch]

Day still dragging. **** shit campaigner t***ies Kennett twat campaigner campaigner campaigner etc.

Where are all the hok tuahs, come tell us how you're going to be our daddy etc. Lets get spicy in here.

Your prancing, low-skills, powder-sniffing journalist-abusing, mental-health-card-pulling, show pony, will be checking into rehab by the end of the week.

 

[the avoca drover]

No, but the tea towel won't go on until after the game finishes.

That’s funny, I did chortle.
I used to have a Budgie in my bedroom, sometimes I’d come home half cut and would forget to put the cover over his cage.
As soon as he saw any light he would be making budgie noises and waking me up.

 

[Chronz]

Breaking News

I have just found undeniable proof that Elmer_Hauser is sincerely barracking for a Cats win tonight. I may need to change my tip.

 

[Dinsdale]

Breaking News

I have just found undeniable proof that Elmer_Hauser is sincerely barracking for a Cats win tonight. I may need to change my tip.

How have Elmo's tips gone so far this finals series? I think they are 0-6

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Piss Off Elmer, we dont need your kind of oil around here

 

[STPer18]

Piss Off Elmer, we dont need your kind of oil around here

It's not even oil at this point, it's sludge. I've already taken the liberty and assigned him to the Hawf bandwagon for tonight.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

It's not even oil at this point, it's sludge. I've already taken the liberty and assigned him to the Hawf bandwagon for tonight.

He flip flops so much anyway, I'm pretty sure by the end of the game he would have declared both teams winners and losers multiple times.

#ElmersGoodBabyBatter

 

[frggr]

When will we see Bosk make an appearance?

 

[crazywildhorse]

Nah, all it says is that the Hawks only have one person worthy of negating.

I mean, we could try and negate Nash, I guess?

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And Nash got 4 weeks for it, not like the bs midair assassination attempt that goes all “play on” and may have destroyed a promising young forward’s career.

 

[frggr]

And Nash got 4 weeks for it, not like the bs midair assassination attempt that goes all “play on” and may have destroyed a promising young forward’s career.

It wasn't mid-air, friend:

 

[crazywildhorse]

Last 10 games:
Hawthorn ranked 3rd for most turnovers
Geelong ranked 18th.

Last 5 games
Hawthorn ranked 5th for most turnovers
Geelong ranked 18th

Hawfies beating Adelaide (the top ranked team for turnovers) and GWS (who rank 6th).

Like I said, you only lose if you shit the bed.

But seriously, surely that won’t happen again during a prelim in the C. Scott era.