Resource S40 Prime Cuts - the ALL-SFA Primer

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At Baghdad we go bear bare on Thursday

Yes I know I quoted myself, but…. just want to say, you’ll find some ‘Prime Cuts’ there

 

[DemurePrincess]

Yes I know I quoted myself, but…. just want to say, you’ll find some ‘Prime Cuts’ there

Prime cuts?? Or morsels of deli meat??

 

[BFew]

At Baghdad we go bear bare on Thursday, gotta love Pants off Thursday,
don’t think the neighbours are impressed though.

At the Wonders every Thursday, everyone does their weekly change of both sheets and pants.
We always change our pants despite occasionally not changing our sheets.

With the money we've saved from the weekly pants change, we can afford to cross-subsidise Prime Cuts in our meat pies and sausage rolls.

 

[BFew]

Prime cuts?? Or morsels of deli meat??
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smells like chicken

 

[DemurePrincess]

smells like chicken

You sick individual!!

 

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smells like chicken

Been out in the Sun for awhile

 

[BFew]

Any SFA canine or feline player that has not yet appeared in this thread, is obviously a fake canine or feline.
Pugsley

 

[DemurePrincess]

Been out in the Sun for awhile

I’m more concerned why his nose is so close to our prime cuts!

 

[Pugsley]

Any SFA canine or feline player that has not yet appeared in this thread, is obviously a fake canine or feline.
Pugsley

I look at who created the thread and already scrolled past it

 

[BFew]

I’m more concerned why his nose is so close to our prime cuts!

So that's where my last week's clean sheet is!
Have you finished with it yet?

There must be a name for ppl who like to smell sheets?

 

[DemurePrincess]

I look at who created the thread and already scrolled past it

Wake up to yourself!

 

[Pugsley]

Wake up to yourself!

Its too early in the morning.

 

[DemurePrincess]

So that's where my last week's clean sheet is!
Have you finished with it yet?

There must be a name for ppl who like to smell sheets?

Nothing better than fresh clean sheets!

 

[Pugsley]

So that's where my last week's clean sheet is!
Have you finished with it yet?

There must be a name for ppl who like to smell sheets?

Its the fitted ones you need to worry about.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Its too early in the morning.

Wtf!!! It’s after 9am

Have another one

 

[Pugsley]

Wtf!!! It’s after 9am

Have another one

I just choked laughing. I don't know if this is a good or bad thing.

 

[Kilroy]

I also wear bears

Pimpin’?

 

[Kilroy]

We’re up to the last 2 games where the double-ups play out. Every team has played all the others once.

Good time to check the indicators in the prime positions

Hitouts

dogs105 - Wonders - 169

The Wonders ruckman has lead the hitouts this season and given silver service to their mids. No doubt he’s hoping to start their engine room firing in the finals

TRUMAN#1 - Furies - 155

Combined with his fast hands, the Furies tall-man has many seasons of experience in the midfield and it shows

TY24 - Hawks - 150

Kicks

Loonerty - Hawks - 157

The East Side wingman loves a torpedo and has hit his stride in the 2nd half of the season. The Hawks lucky charm has been one of the drivers of their recent dominance

tomcruise - Demons - 148

For a first-year he’s a natural playmaker and can hit a target from a distance. Got sticky hands too

beez - Gumbies - 139

HARPSichord - Wonders - 139

Marks

Dizzy - Dragons - 79

He’s played a high HalfForward role to a tee this season and has kicked 17 goals mostly running back towards goal with his speed

BallaratBulldog - Wonders - 73

MWPP - Bears - 69

tomcruise - Demons - 69

The Demons centreman plays the linkup well with his high marking as well as his kicking

Handballs

Orange crush - Furies - 161

The Furies midfielder accumulates disposals like no-one else. Defensive-minded he covers a lot of ground around the wings and blankets his opponents

TRUMAN#1 - Furies - 147

Has an elite awareness of where his teammates are and is lightning fast getting it to them

Ulahoopski - Royals - 141

Tackles

This one could go down to the wire!

Crimson Azure - Royals - 80

Tough and attacking, the Royals tagger has attitude and is rarely beaten. He tackles with clinical precision.

Cadsky - Royals - 77

Combining well with Cadsky the Royals have a deadly one-two onball punch

supercheap - Gumbies - 77

Goals

Mooch - Roys - 65

The Roys spearhead has been on another level this season, never looking troubled and will be integral to their finals campaign

BFew - Wonders - 53

3rd the previous season in the Fred Medal and should be thereabouts again.

ShaunDuggan - Furies - 52

DT points

Could be a tight finish as well

DERRINALPHIL - Roys - 1064

Doesn’t get the most hitouts, but the Roys bigman does everything well. 11 goals, 47 tackles and 269 disposals says he works hard all round

tomcruise - Demons - 1037

TRUMAN#1 - Furies - 1030

Congratulations to the teams that have made the finals … and good luck!

 

[Kilroy]

*Thanks to Hate for the SweetFA+ resource without which this charcuterie would not be possible

 

[Kilroy]

The final instalment of ‘Prime Cu*ts’ for S40 serves as a primer for clubs seeking to nominate their players for the ALL-SFA Team.

Making the top of the list in some statistics can ensure a spot in the team, but only if the player has met minimum posting requirements (15-20 posts/wk).

Some players were fortunate enough to make top 3 in more than one category, but again it’s of no help unless you post enough to qualify.

The biggest surprise was how many who ranked elite in their category didn’t post enough this season to be eligible.

Here’s how it all panned out …

*Hitouts

• dogs105 - Wonders - 198 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• TRUMAN#1 - Furies - 186 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• thewizardmelon - OOBs - 176
• TY24 - Hawks - 174 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• DERRINALPHIL - Roys - 163
• Strigoi - Dragons - 157

*Kicks

• Loonerty - Hawks - 180 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• tomcruise - Demons - 168 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• beez - Gumbies - 162
• thewizardmelon - OOBS - 162
• Strigoi - Dragons - 161
• HARPSichord - Wonders - 161 (#hasn’t posted enough)

*Marks

• Drizzy - Dragons - 86 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• BallaratBulldog - Wonders - 80 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• HARPSichord - Wonders - 79 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• tomcruise - Demons - 79 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• Phar Ace - Roys - 76
• grumbleguts - Royals - 76 (10 goals)
• MWPP - Bears - 76
• Rodney Dangerfield - Swamprats - 76 (#hasn’t posted enough)

*Handballs

• Orange crush - Furies - 177 (309 disposals in all) (#hasn’t posted enough)
• Ulahoopski - Royals - 168 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• TRUMAN#1 - Furies - 166 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• DERRINALPHIL - Roys - 163
• tomcruise - Demons - 163 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• HARPSichord - Wonders - 161 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• ClarkeM - Wonders - 154 (12 goals)
• Hatchy1992 - Dragon - 153 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• FootyGuy13 - Warriors - 152

*Tackles

• Crimson Azure - Royals - 92 (10 goals)
• Supercheapgiants - Gumbies - 89 (15 goals)
• Cadsky - Royals - 84 (12 goals)

*Disposals

• tomcruise - Demons - 331 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• Loonerty - Hawks - 323 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• HARPSichord - Wonders - 322 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• DERRINALPHIL - Roys - 316
• TRUMAN#1 - Furies - 316 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• beez - Gumbies - 312
• Orange crush - Furies - 309 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• Phar Ace - Roys - 308

*Goals

• Mooch - Roys - 72 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• PhenomenalV1 - Dragons - 62
• BFew - Wonders - 59
• TheGoatBaron - Swamprats - 59

*DreamTeam points

• DERRINALPHIL - Roys - 1243 (316 disposals, 12 goals)
• TRUMAN#1 - Furies - 1210 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• dogs105 - Wonders - 1197 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• tomcruise - Demons - 1196 (#hasn’t posted enough)
• Strigoi - Hawks - 1185
• thewizardmelon - OOBs - 1173

Top performers overall

DERRINALPHIL

• 1st - DreamTeam points
• EQ 4th - handballs
• EQ 4th - disposals
• 5th - hitouts
• 12 goals

thewizardmelon

• 3rd - hitouts
• EQ 3rd - kicks
• 6th - DreamTeam points
• 13 goals

Strigoi

• 5th - DreamTeam points
• 6th - hitouts
• EQ 5th - kicks
• 14 goals

PhenomenalV1

• 2nd - goals
• 62 goals

Crimson Azure

• 1st - tackles
• 10 goals

beez

• EQ 3rd - kicks
• 6th - disposals

Phar Ace

• EQ 5th - marks
• 8th - disposals

The ones that might just miss this time?

• tomcruise
• TRUMAN#1
• Loonerty
• dogs105
• HARPSichord
• Orange crush
• Mooch
• Drizzy

 

[TY24]

Catch me spamming for finals

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Saying I haven't posted enough is a great thing.

That's what everyone else prefers from me.


I should be a lock for All SWEET FA selection.


I am the best RUCK in the Sweet F.A. No doubt about it.

 

[Kilroy]

Saying I haven't posted enough is a great thing.

That's what everyone else prefers from me.

I should be a lock for All SWEET FA selection.

I am the best RUCK in the Sweet F.A. No doubt about it.

I was genuinely surprised.

You must be posting elsewhere in the media rather than in matchthreads

 

[Raz]

Saying I haven't posted enough is a great thing.

That's what everyone else prefers from me.


I should be a lock for All SWEET FA selection.


I am the best RUCK in the Sweet F.A. No doubt about it.

No i am ,,, LOL

 

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Notice no Baghdad Bombers mentioned, could that be because when one of us is on a hot streak, the Coach
SIMply pulls drags us off?