Media Falcon Files: $weet $alary $peculation$ (s40)

[ClarkeM]

SFO

Will you be simming games from the plane? Because that turns me on just a little bit, not going to lie

 

[Braklet]

SFO

Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

 

[Cadsky]

Will you be simming games from the plane? Because that turns me on just a little bit, not going to lie

Not a Simmer anymore.

 

[Cadsky]

Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

Not on this bald head

 

[Braklet]

Not on this bald head

Butt hair counts, too

 

[GreyCrow]

Im on a plane at 3pm today so can we speed this up Falconista

We don't have a salary cap or salary

Thats for the plebs

 

[Cadsky]

We don't have a salary cap or salary

Thats for the plebs

Just Gold, Jewels and Ancient Artefacts

 

[DemurePrincess]

Just Gold, Jewels and Ancient Artefacts

Maybe you need to start paying in rockets…. Might help your team to lift

 

[Cadsky]

Maybe you need to start paying in rockets…. Might help your team to lift

Best posting outfit S40. Im pretty bloody stoked about that tbh. Its been a ripper of a season and even when we've been clearly the worst on field team all season, my teammates continue to show up week in and week out. A lot of clubs drop off early in the same position.

 

[ClarkeM]

Not a Simmer anymore.

Oh what, damn.

I trusted you as a simmer

 

[Cadsky]

Oh what, damn.

I trusted you as a simmer

They decided serial_thrilla was trust worthy enough

 

[ClarkeM]

They decided serial_thrilla was trust worthy enough

Oh dear.

Hey while I have you, are you a Royals player?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Best posting outfit S40. Im pretty bloody stoked about that tbh. Its been a ripper of a season and even when we've been clearly the worst on field team all season, my teammates continue to show up week in and week out. A lot of clubs drop off early in the same position.

Who you trying to convince here?

 

[Cadsky]

Oh dear.

Hey while I have you, are you a Royals player?

Of course

 

[Falconista]

The Bears have an essentially full salary cap, falling not far short of the 13 million maximum. They have one player on veteran rates with half Matera92's wages off their books.

With tony in charge, it's unsurprising to see so much clever accounting of this list of big stars and big egos under the cap. Las Vegas have three million dollar players, all of whom increasing their remuneration substantially since s37.

Illustrating the strength of the list is that stars such as, but not limited to, por_please_ya, Ocha905 and Tandy are not in the million dollar club. Speaking of not in the million dollar club, tony has magnanimously taken a wage haircut to be the best valued thing you can buy at the 950k shop.

The Bears may well be the current pinnacle of a balanced Sweet FA squad list. Still, you can't rule out the Bears landing a big fish soon with one of tony's 'totes legit' mates organising an off the books farm payment, or similar.

Highest paid players: MWPP (1.2m), Chipmunk (1.15m), Millky95 (1.1m), tony (950k) and Ocha905 (850k).​

Spoiler: Bears player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	BEARS	S40 Salary	Tier
1	MWPP	$ 1,200,000	S
2	Chipmunk	$ 1,150,000	S
3	Millky95	$ 1,100,000	S
4	tony	$ 950,000	S
5	Ocha905	$ 850,000	A
6	por_please_ya	$ 800,000	A
=7	Cap	$ 700,000	A
=7	Tandy	$ 700,000	B
=7	Test Tickle	$ 700,000	A
10	JoshWoodenSpoon	$ 600,000	B
11	SSSSSS	$ 550,000	A
12	Electronic_Renaissance	$ 500,000	B
13	Matera92	$ 450,100	VET
14	Art Vandelay_	$ 450,000	B
15	RonnieRaven	$ 300,000	B
=16	Matele	$ 250,000	C
=16	RookiePick	$ 250,000	C
18	kane249	$ 200,000	C
=19	Grin	$ 130,000	C
=19	spinynorman	$ 130,000	B
=19	Tommycash	$ 130,000	C
=22	CountryLad	$ 110,000	C
=22	Fizzler	$ 110,000	C
=22	I Dont Care	$ 110,000	C
=22	Jezmiester40	$ 110,000	C
=22	JoseMourinho	$ 110,000	C
=22	Muddiemoose	$ 110,000	C
=22	Shadow Man	$ 110,000	C

 

[Falconista]

Im on a plane at 3pm today so can we speed this up Falconista

Happy travels. Don't forget to say hi to your pilots.

 

[Matera92]

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The Bears have an essentially full salary cap, falling not far short of the 13 million maximum. They have one player on veteran rates with half Matera92's wages off their books.

With tony in charge, it's unsurprising to see so much clever accounting of this list of big stars and big egos under the cap. Las Vegas have three million dollar players, all of whom increasing their remuneration substantially since s37.

Illustrating the strength of the list is that stars such as, but not limited to, por_please_ya, Ocha905 and Tandy are not in the million dollar club. Speaking of not in the million dollar club, tony has magnanimously taken a wage haircut to be the best valued thing you can buy at the 950k shop.

The Bears may well be the current pinnacle of a balanced Sweet FA squad list. Still, you can't rule out the Bears landing a big fish soon with one of tony's 'totes legit' mates organising an off the books farm payment, or similar.

Highest paid players: MWPP (1.2m), Chipmunk (1.15m), Millky95 (1.1m), tony (950k) and Ocha905 (850k).​

Spoiler: Bears player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	BEARS	S40 Salary	Tier
1	MWPP	$ 1,200,000	S
2	Chipmunk	$ 1,150,000	S
3	Millky95	$ 1,100,000	S
4	tony	$ 950,000	S
5	Ocha905	$ 850,000	A
6	por_please_ya	$ 800,000	A
=7	Cap	$ 700,000	A
=7	Tandy	$ 700,000	B
=7	Test Tickle	$ 700,000	A
10	JoshWoodenSpoon	$ 600,000	B
11	SSSSSS	$ 550,000	A
12	Electronic_Renaissance	$ 500,000	B
13	Matera92	$ 450,100	VET
14	Art Vandelay_	$ 450,000	B
15	RonnieRaven	$ 300,000	B
=16	Matele	$ 250,000	C
=16	RookiePick	$ 250,000	C
18	kane249	$ 200,000	C
=19	Grin	$ 130,000	C
=19	spinynorman	$ 130,000	B
=19	Tommycash	$ 130,000	C
=22	CountryLad	$ 110,000	C
=22	Fizzler	$ 110,000	C
=22	I Dont Care	$ 110,000	C
=22	Jezmiester40	$ 110,000	C
=22	JoseMourinho	$ 110,000	C
=22	Muddiemoose	$ 110,000	C
=22	Shadow Man	$ 110,000	C

As if I need a salary anymore.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I'll only consider these salaries legitimate if I get paid more than serial_thrilla.

 

[BFew]

Will you be simming games from the plane? Because that turns me on just a little bit, not going to lie

I thought your Qiles Hi membership expired recently.
And you got promoted to a higher tier?

 

[BFew]

I trusted you as a simmer

All Aust will forgive Cadsky even if he has simmed.

 

[Cadsky]

I'm at the airport now Falconista

 

[All Aust]

All Aust will forgive Cadsky even if he has simmed.

This bloke is one double letter away from beyond redemption. It's that close.

 

[SSSSSS]

I'm getting paid in vowels.

I'm gonna need to follow this up with Don tony.

 

[Braklet]

I'm getting paid in vowels.

I'm gonna need to follow this up with Don tony.

For a minute there, I thought you were getting paid in bowels.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I'll only consider these salaries legitimate if I get paid more than serial_thrilla.

As best friends, I trust that we are on the same salary.